kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: =======LOGGING START====
Magic Man: hi chao
chaoskaiser72: hello all
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: penis
therealkuz: i started logging ages ago
lolwut: Which one, koishi?
therealkuz: ANYHOW
lolwut: There are two
koishi: both of them
therealkuz: I COMMAND COMPLETE SILENCE
therealkuz: FOR NOW
therealkuz: WELCOME
therealkuz: TO THE 5TH
therealkuz: INTERNATIONAL
therealkuz: HEYURI
therealkuz: TOWNHALL
therealkuz: BEING HELD
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: 6th*
therealkuz: ONCE
therealkuz: AGAIN
therealkuz: AT THE TOWNHALL.HEYURI.NET WEBSITE
therealkuz: THE SEATS TO YOUR RIGHT
therealkuz: WHICH ARE ELEVATED
therealkuz: ARE RESERVED FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS
therealkuz: THOSE ARE
therealkuz: BARRY
therealkuz: AND KAGY
therealkuz: IF THEY WISH
therealkuz: SINCE THEY HAVE BOTH CONTRIBUTED
therealkuz: immensely
therealkuz: to heyuris success
therealkuz: in recent months
therealkuz: now
therealkuz: to begin
therealkuz: I would like
therealkuz: to give everyone a quick reminder
therealkuz: of our covid guidelines
therealkuz: please stay
therealkuz: at least 4 spaces apart
therealkuz: at all times
Magic Man: hamter
therealkuz: to prevent the spread
puffy: pui pui
therealkuz: of the droplets
therealkuz: and the big c
puffy: dead cope coalyma
therealkuz: please
puffy: multichan won
therealkuz: cover your mouth
therealkuz: at all times
therealkuz: when coughing
therealkuz: and keep in mind
therealkuz: the use of the #list button
therealkuz: to ignore annoying users
puffy: my wife skyzz is here too
chaoskaiser72: i love hamter
Skyzzerz: @_@
therealkuz: I will now demonstrate how to use the #list button
therealkuz: There
therealkuz: As we can see it has worked
puffy: Skyzz when will you swallow my fat veiny hamster cock?
therealkuz: As I was saying
therealkuz: what was i saying
therealkuz: oh yes
therealkuz: covid guidelines
therealkuz: i am definitely not stalling to make sure more people arrive before i begin
therealkuz: we expect you have recieved the covid vaccine
therealkuz: as well as all 16 booster shots
therealkuz: we also will want proof of other vaccines
therealkuz: including your polio vaccine
therealkuz: herpes
therealkuz: hepatitis b
therealkuz: and c
Magic Man: helo uguu
therealkuz: and a
uguu~: hai
chaoskaiser72: uguuuuu
therealkuz: we must keep the community safe
therealkuz: and not let.. the DROPLETS
therealkuz: spread any further
therealkuz: now
therealkuz: This townhall was graciously hosted
therealkuz: By our beloved friend kaguya
therealkuz: He has a list prepared
therealkuz: of things he wishes to discuss
therealkuz: I will now exit the stage
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Shall I start discussing the list?
therealkuz: and let kaguya take the mic
therealkuz: eyes on you kagy
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: wait, i have stage fright
therealkuz: take deep breaths and prepare yourself
therealkuz: your only speaking to a dozen people
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Uh, welcome to the 6th Heyuri Townhall
Nipcat: Hi!
Magic Man: sup
therealkuz: hi
Argon: hi
Nipcat: Allahı sikmeye geldim
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: A year and a day ago, the first one was held
therealkuz: .
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: The first thing I want to tell is (incoming srsness)
therealkuz: a serious discussion at townhall... impossible
Argon: let us make it possible
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: About board bugs. We are aware there are a lot of bugs currently, and we don't do our best to "fix" them on the current kokonotsuba. That's because...
therealkuz: ...........
Nipcat: Kaguya theres a lot spam on gurochan these days
therealkuz: Silence
therealkuz: he is speaking
Magic Man: im going to guess and say it's money and or overwork related?
therealkuz: and this is the heyuri townhall
therealkuz: my goodness kaguya
therealkuz: learn to break your messages
therealkuz: so the people arent left waiting
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: We are working on porting(?) it into another base, which is TinyIB. This will fix all the bugs and make posting MUCH MOAR faster
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Barry, are you there?
Barry: yes, hello
therealkuz: \
therealkuz: kagy i will take the mic if you dont start typing faster and in quicker succession
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: This is all thanks to Barry, it may take some months before the release but it will be the best we have ever seen
Magic Man: thanks barry
therealkuz: yep
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Feel free to do so when you want to tell something that I wasn't planning
therealkuz: everyone clap for barry
Magic Man: praise barry
koishi: thank you berry :>
chaoskaiser72: all hail barry
UsbSick: barry is a real swell felllow
Magic Man: *clap* *clap*
therealkuz: yep
therealkuz: absolutely swell
Argon: clap clap
uguu~: *clap**clap*clap*
komono: *clap*
Barry: thank you for your appreciation
therealkuz: onto the next topic
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Now, /o/ is using a different software.
Nipcat: *clap clap*
Magic Man: oooo
Magic Man: nice
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Which is called POTI-board, and maintained by another dev unrelated to us
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: We are periodically updating it.
therealkuz: kaguya
therealkuz: may i interject
therealkuz: yes?
therealkuz: thank you
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I should just thank to it's main developer for his attention here, for coming to Heyuri to help us and listening to english language update suggestions
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Go ahead
therealkuz: Now
therealkuz: I will
therealkuz: temporarily
therealkuz: take over some announcements
therealkuz: since kaguya has a speech impediment
therealkuz: moving on..
chaoskaiser72: lets here it kuz
therealkuz: my notes here
therealkuz: they say "heyuri remix"
therealkuz: kaguya could you elaborate on this
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: my notes -_-;
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Well, as you (don't) know
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Heyuri Remix gets almost 0 traffic
therealkuz: heyuriremix.fka.cx
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: It used to be good for only few days after it's launch
Magic Man: umm what's Heyuri remix
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Yes, thanks
Nipcat: Never heard about it b4
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I want to listen you about your suggestions on what to do with it
therealkuz: suggestion time
therealkuz: finally
therealkuz: kaguya wonders
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: (you write your opinions now)
therealkuz: to what use we could make of this great software that a heyuri user kindly translated
Magic Man: sell it for server muns lol
therealkuz: its open source
Magic Man: oh
therealkuz: excellent ideas folks
therealkuz: moving on
therealkuz: kaguya get to the next bulletin
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: no
therealkuz: the people
therealkuz: the masses
therealkuz: they have decided
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: was anyone writing?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: nevermind, go on
therealkuz: i will handle this next bit
therealkuz: everyone
therealkuz: we all remember 2ch.cx
therealkuz: right?
therealkuz: the file uploader that was beloved?
Magic Man: ye
lolwut: Yes
uguu~: yep
therealkuz: as you are aware
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: aha 2uploader aka ２ちゃん
therealkuz: it has been down
therealkuz: for weeks
therealkuz: the reason being
therealkuz: that the owner of the site
therealkuz: whos name is nakura
therealkuz: has gone missing
Argon: oh no
therealkuz: we havent seen him since november 29th
therealkuz: and the site had a bad bug
therealkuz: that needed to be fixed
therealkuz: we deployed comrade engineer barry to the scene
therealkuz: but the bug is perplexing
Nipcat: Noo...
therealkuz: and needs further investigation
therealkuz: we think
therealkuz: that it could be up within a week
therealkuz: or 2
therealkuz: or it could be up tommorow
Magic Man: yay
therealkuz: we just dont know
therealkuz: because its perplexing
therealkuz: leaving us
therealkuz: very perplexed
therealkuz: onto the next bulletin
therealkuz: from the notepad i stole from kaguya
therealkuz: which is the
therealkuz: monthly anime
therealkuz: kaguya you can take this
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: okay
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: /a/ was removed as you know
Magic Man: indeed it was
uguu~: rip in peace /a/
therealkuz: yep
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: But it had a tradition of monthly anime, where we voted for one anime and watched it one episode per day'
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: It was usually FAILing
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: So here I am with my suggestion, which I stole from ayashii few weeks(months?) ago
Nipcat: What was ayashii world's original domain? (1997)?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: We should do anime days/nights and watch an anime movie or OVAs together or in the same day
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Because watching one movie is easier than watching an entire series
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Also could be done more frequently
Magic Man: that would be an interesting this to try and do
Argon: i agree
chaoskaiser72: ovas are ebin
Magic Man: just would it be a "everyone watches it alone"
therealkuz: great idea
Nipcat: Ok...but What anime?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Okay, I am writing this as approved
therealkuz: you know what else is ova
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Yes, likely
therealkuz: this segment
therealkuz: unanymous approval
komono: year cutoff please
Magic Man: or "one person streams it on a streaming channel"
therealkuz: heyuri cytube
Skyzzerz: i once recommended that...
Magic Man: yeah guess that can be used
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Perhaps, at the and everyone will have watched it in the same day and post about it on heyuri
therealkuz: yep
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: because it's much more fun to post about a show after watching it
therealkuz: this
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: than decades after
therealkuz: next question
therealkuz: is by me
therealkuz: okay
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I am leaving it to kuz
therealkuz: i pose this next question
therealkuz: should I invite my wife to our beloved 6th annual international convention of heyurizens?
Argon: all up to you
therealkuz: a guest of honor
therealkuz: a speaker
koishi: bad idea
lolwut: Sure
lolwut: Introduce her to imageboards
chaoskaiser72: spare her from this hell
therealkuz: heaven*
therealkuz: We are having state mandated fun!
lolwut: YES, KOMRADE
therealkuz: kaguya
Magic Man: show us the wife
therealkuz: Back to you
Magic Man: the irl waifu
uguu~: waifuz
Nipcat: imageboards=heaven!!
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: yessir, should i discuss *it*?
UsbSick: i <3 heyuri
Argon: yes
therealkuz: the 7th bulletin?
therealkuz: no
therealkuz: on to the next one
therealkuz: number 8
koishi: super secrect one @_@
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: 6th
therealkuz: we already did 6th
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: oh
therealkuz: the monthly anime
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: yes it was 7th but okay
therealkuz: yeah
therealkuz: thats what i said
therealkuz: do no. 8
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Then I am writing it as unapproved
therealkuz: i unnaproved it
therealkuz: Do
therealkuz: number 8
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: it was your suggestion ( ._.) okay
therealkuz: then im doing 8.5
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i wrote 8.5 after 2
therealkuz: kaguya
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: anyways
therealkuz: just do it
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Heyuri used to have LIMITLESS PAGEZ during it's pre-kokonotsuba days
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: After kokonotsuba a bug occured and we lost some pages
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Then we fixed it at 10
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: As in, threads get prunned after falling from Page 10
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: This was to fasten the posting, something related to software
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: And now it's only 5 pages
Magic Man: i think that's enough
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Do you think it's worth only having 5 pages on the board to fasten the board?
therealkuz: yeo
therealkuz: yep
therealkuz: yep
therealkuz: yep
Magic Man: yea
koishi: yes-desu
lolwut: I would say it's fine
uguu~: yep
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Alright
lolwut: Anything is better than infinite scroll
Magic Man: just mayby put 1-2 more threads per page
therealkuz: infinite scroll helps me when im scrolling through heyuri at 1am...
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Then there is age limits
lolwut: Don't like to click "Next" and "Previous", kuz?
therealkuz: not on a phone screen i dont like clicking much anything
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: we recently increased age limit- listen plez
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: from 3 days to 7 days
therealkuz: that means
therealkuz: in the past
therealkuz: after 3 days
therealkuz: threads could no longer be bumped
therealkuz: now they have 7 days of life
therealkuz: always doing good we are
therealkuz: we just raised the lifespan
therealkuz: and quality of life
therealkuz: of millions of young threads
therealkuz: brought them out of a short miserable life
therealkuz: and now
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: You can still post but they won't get bumped
therealkuz: they can live a whole week
koishi: nice change
therealkuz: alright
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Yes. Thoughts about it being 7 days? Should it be increased, decreased..?
Magic Man: leave it
lolwut: Seven days is good
uguu~: i liek it
therealkuz: any objections? going once
therealkuz: going twice
therealkuz: going thrice
therealkuz: unanymous decision!
therealkuz: kaguya onto the next bulletin..... wait
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: we were too organized
therealkuz: kaguya are we doing number 9?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Well, that is...
therealkuz: why did you draw dicks on the notepad?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: ASCII D1CKZ
therealkuz: are we doing No. 9
therealkuz: in front of all these people
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: yes
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: if you mean
therealkuz: ,.
therealkuz: Lets skip it for now
therealkuz: Number 10
therealkuz: number 10 is
therealkuz: well
therealkuz: it says to tell a hitler joke
therealkuz: kaguya ill let you have this honor
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i didn't write that
therealkuz: yes
therealkuz: these are your notes
therealkuz: you drew those dix too
therealkuz: weirdo
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i take honor on that
therealkuz: alright kaguya
therealkuz: lets hear it
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: then, number 12e
therealkuz: im sure it'll be a knee slapper as always
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: uh
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i forgot the joke
koishi: ğ
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: say something
therealkuz: does anyone else want to take a chance
chaoskaiser72: BOOOOO
therealkuz: who wants to tell the hitler joke
Argon: i forgot my name
therealkuz: its a state mandated activity
Grim: where is the popcorn?
therealkuz: erm
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: The popcorn was a lie
Argon: hitler was a vegetable
therealkuz: this just in
therealkuz: UsbSick's power
therealkuz: has just went out
lolwut: RIP in peace
Grim: rest in peace, my man
therealkuz: but thats okay
Barry: why wasn't hitler allowed to compete in the olympics?
therealkuz: why barry
Barry: he couldn't even finish one race
Skyzzerz: see now that was good
therealkuz: * state mandated clapping *
uguu~: LOLZ
Argon: because he had sweaty hands
Grim: *applause*
chaoskaiser72: clap clap claps
koishi: HAHAHAAH
Argon: clap
Grim: i am so done
therealkuz: Now
therealkuz: For segment 12
therealkuz: We are missing 2 important guests
therealkuz: Who would otherwise be important
therealkuz: to its existance
therealkuz: but
Argon: ceje
therealkuz: we cannot let poor punctuality
therealkuz: get in the way
therealkuz: of our great mission
Magic Man: whos missing
therealkuz: a handful of people
therealkuz: ceje included
therealkuz: anonwaha
therealkuz: prints
therealkuz: zipdisquete
therealkuz: speaking of which
therealkuz: Am i the only one who wonders about the secret mystery
therealkuz: of nonickname?
Skyzzerz: no
koishi: no
therealkuz: the heyuri ancientfag, he has been lurking in #heyuri on rizon
therealkuz: for years
therealkuz: but hasnt spoken
therealkuz: he rarely exits
Argon: I see
therealkuz: hes not in any other channels
Magic Man: he forgot to close the tab
koishi: maybe he is too shy to talk?
Argon: interesting
therealkuz: stayed through thick and thin
therealkuz: through all the turbulence
therealkuz: silently
Grim: my man doesn't have a microphone, that's why
therealkuz: watching the people of heyuri
Grim: probably
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: since the beginning of the time
Skyzzerz: he uses other channels on rizon
therealkuz: perhaps one day we will know him
therealkuz: his reason
therealkuz: or maybe he will always be the omnipresent being
therealkuz: lurking in the shadows
therealkuz: i got carried away
therealkuz: now onto the 13th segment
therealkuz: "Questions of war and peace"
therealkuz: sadly comrade usbsick is missing
therealkuz: for this segment
therealkuz: kaguya
therealkuz: i will let you take this
therealkuz: but first
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: yes
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: okay
therealkuz: wheres that thread
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: As you know, Heyuri has an awful reputation among certain sites
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: which?
therealkuz: that raid one
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: 1min
koishi: https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=16133
therealkuz: yeps
koishi: This one?
therealkuz: yes
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: faster than me @_@
therealkuz: there was a discussion in that thread
therealkuz: about war
therealkuz: and peace
therealkuz: kaguya take the mic
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: there are multiple points to talk on this
therealkuz: slow and steady
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: first one being heyuri having a bad reputation among certain sites
Magic Man: it sure does
therealkuz: because of
therealkuz: ...
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: some are targeting kuz's behavior outside heyuri, some were hostile for no reason, some hate heyuri for it's affiliation with kolyma
therealkuz: you could have split that into 4 messages
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Which are mostly false, but that's another story
therealkuz: nevermind
therealkuz: im taking this
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: go ahead if you want to
therealkuz: now
therealkuz: the
therealkuz: anti war movement of heyuri
therealkuz: they say that these wars
therealkuz: these spam battles
therealkuz: propaganda posters
therealkuz: mass psycholical operations
therealkuz: colloquially known as
therealkuz: teh drama
therealkuz: they say it must end immediately for the wellbeing of heyuri
therealkuz: the opposition says
therealkuz: that we have been attacked tiem and time again
therealkuz: desecrated
therealkuz: and lied about
therealkuz: and that we must retaliate
therealkuz: immediately
therealkuz: and destroy the enemy
therealkuz: through all means possible
therealkuz: BUT
therealkuz: the anti war movement counterracts
therealkuz: saying that this is just fulfilling the prophecy
therealkuz: that we are violent
therealkuz: and evil
therealkuz: what do the masses think of this dilemma?
Grim: *cricket noises*
therealkuz: no
lolwut: Needs moar lulz
therealkuz: typing noises
koishi: *dies*
therealkuz: the masses are thinking
therealkuz: the people
therealkuz: the commonersa
Argon: I say we should counter act, let no claim false witnesses
Magic Man: sory was getting food peace should be tried
therealkuz: now
therealkuz: the military industrial complex
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i support peace and alliance with other sites
therealkuz: says that
chaoskaiser72: HAMTER!!!
therealkuz: peace wont come anyways
lolwut: I have no opposition to raiding, imageboards used to do it to each other al the time
therealkuz: THEY say
lolwut: all*
komono: kill
therealkuz: that peace wont come because they already haet us
puffy: coalyma lost
therealkuz: so war might as well be had
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Raiding is hard on heyuri's relatively small scale
therealkuz: they say nothing is lost from getting revenge
therealkuz: and nothing is gained from peace
Magic Man: trolling could be done instead of war
therealkuz: sometimes
therealkuz: trolling is war
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: This could not be the case if heyuri had more than 0 allies
therealkuz: mass trolling
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: liek in the past..
koishi: we do little bit of trolling
Nipcat: /qa/ lost
Grim: could do some more HR and recruiting, right?
therealkuz: yep
therealkuz: certainly could do with some of that
puffy: no one will w*rk for k-z
therealkuz: but
therealkuz: the places we would normally look to
therealkuz: they are the ones most infected
therealkuz: leaving us with the dilemma
therealkuz: the question
therealkuz: of war and peace
therealkuz: destruction
therealkuz: or
therealkuz: ...
therealkuz: construction
therealkuz: hate or love
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: alliave
koishi: make love not war
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: alliance*
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: heyuri could have friends
Magic Man: make love (to lolis) not wargh
therealkuz: now
Nipcat: >lolis
therealkuz: dear people of heyuri
Nipcat: Shotas*
therealkuz: dear masses
therealkuz: If peace is chosen
Argon: make nekos not nukes
therealkuz: if peace
therealkuz: is decided
Nipcat: KILL ELITES
therealkuz: then what?
therealkuz: kaguya then what would we do
therealkuz: as a proponent of the war movement
therealkuz: i must say that peace seems like an entirely fruitless endeavor for heyuri
therealkuz: what is gained from it
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: It depends, there are points we didn't discuss yet. I in your situation would work on making alliances
therealkuz: they haet us anyway
Grim: were peace negotiations had?
therealkuz: not with any of the siets
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: liek few sites hate heyuriu
therealkuz: but we have a feeling
therealkuz: or
therealkuz: i have a feeling
therealkuz: it wont matter
therealkuz: the sites themselves dont say those things
therealkuz: random users do
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i remember when https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?p=links was a thing :')
therealkuz: even if we were good friends with
therealkuz: 4-ch.net for example
therealkuz: its still flooded with deranged lunatics
therealkuz: who think every post they personally dislike is made by TEH BOTS
therealkuz: so they spread their disease
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: why them? There are millions of other sites and you are looking at ones you that haet you personally
therealkuz: 4-ch? example
therealkuz: but
therealkuz: there are millions of other sites
therealkuz: but most of them dont have any people inside them
therealkuz: who would come to heyuri
therealkuz: unlike those sites that haet us
therealkuz: what do you think kaguya
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I would tell more on that, but waiting for moar people to write so this won't turn into staff chat no2
Magic Man: peenor
therealkuz: the people clearly do not have anything of value to contribute
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: thanks for your invaluable contrubition
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Then,
Grim: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I think this is a sign too
lolwut: I'm fine with either course of action
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Heyuri users don't care a lot about srs war
lolwut: Not opposed to raiding and trolling if it will be lulzy
Magic Man: do we even need to choose war or peace?
Magic Man: can't we just
Magic Man: chill
therealkuz: one would wish...
uguu~: would war bring moar OC?
therealkuz: an outward war? probably not
Argon: trolling is a fine option i think
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: define trolling, how would it work?
Magic Man: stealing gets
therealkuz: dont answer that question
therealkuz: well
therealkuz: thats actually a good idea
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Heyuri is also getting "trolled" and not directly raided
Argon: just, random annoyance
therealkuz: get theft is like an act of war
Argon: nothing much
therealkuz: The root of the question
therealkuz: Was not which is better
therealkuz: war or peace
therealkuz: but
therealkuz: which will more quickly solve heyuris poor reputation
Argon: war but with strategy
therealkuz: some day that annihilating the enemy will remove the people who spread false rumors
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: How to unfux0rz Heyuri?
Argon: with clear propoganda goals
therealkuz: On this topic
therealkuz: A more depressing suggestion was brought up
Argon: we can re enforce positive propaganda on our behalf
therealkuz: One thing that was mentioned
therealkuz: Is that most people arent anti-heyuri...
therealkuz: they are anti-kuz ;_;
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: is this it...
Argon: very sad
therealkuz: so the proposed solution
therealkuz: was that our beloved friend
therealkuz: Comrade Kaguya
therealkuz: assume control over all the lands of heyuri
therealkuz: take the reigns
therealkuz: hold the staff
therealkuz: wear the crown
therealkuz: etc..
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: peace would come.. but at cost of a kuz
therealkuz: this is the true question
therealkuz: the greatest question
Argon: oh no, there should be both
Argon: but i guess i don't know the details
therealkuz: I will let the people deliberate
chaoskaiser72: WE LOVE KUZ
therealkuz: While I get some tea
therealkuz: BRB
koishi: thats a hard question
therealkuz: kaguya keep them entertained and talking
Magic Man: kuzzy stays
Nipcat: We love kaguya
lolwut: I don't know if that would even fix things, people might still continue to perceive Heyuri as kuz's imageboard
Argon: We love kaguya
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i want them to discuss srsly, but it reaches more than just "kuz leaves heyuri's throne, kaguya fix everything"
koishi: slave kaguya
Skyzzerz: while you do that imma go afk
Nipcat: Kaguya! May i ask something important
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: and i might very well the target of assassination
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: If it's related, go ahead
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: become the taget*
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: In this situation, kuz wouldn't totally leave heyuri also
Magic Man: tag
Magic Man: ur it
koishi: what if kuz make another identy on internet?
Grim: tag
lolwut: Lol, that's an interesting suggestion
koishi: he can be another person so kuz haters think kuz leaved the site
Grim: gotcha
Magic Man: nnice moves
Grim: people call me mr smooth man
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: you just killed the chance
lolwut: New username is "zuk" :^)
chaoskaiser72: kuzzerberg
uguu~: osakuz ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
lolwut: No, "zuk" is just "kuz" backwards
Argon: zukker cnn owner
chaoskaiser72: no shit?
lolwut: That way, people know that it's most certainly NOT kuz
koishi: what about "sevval"
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: How can you be sure if the kuz next to me actually the kuz you knew from 2 years ago?
Grim: my fridge needs to be checked for food and my cigarette needs to be lit.
Grim: brb
koishi: well
koishi: do anyone had any drink?
koishi: i'm thirsty
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: kuz will bring tea now
chaoskaiser72: its da kuuuuz
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: oh yes
koishi: today i bought smuggled tea from arabistan or syria
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: kuz said the sites that hate him are the only options that would guarantee bringing users
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but i think that's false, and the point of having allies isn't on;y getting new users
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: For example, DameIB could be our ally although it is pretty much a dead site
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: It still lists StrawberryHeaven on their links page
Nipcat: Kaguya that's a good idea! I visit dameib sometimes but its kinda dead
koishi: dameib looks like heyuri tbh
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: And heyuri could look more friendly if there were allies to it
Nipcat: kaguya what happened to dameib's owner
Magic Man: yeah it could be a good idea to put our new link on Damelb
therealkuz: hello
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: here is their links page https://dameib.net/links.php
therealkuz: going to read all messages
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i think loliko got inspired back in the day from them, for yotsuba emotes
Magic Man: mayby even make a post on the board to say "hey, heyuri has a new link" just remember to talk about it with mods before doing it
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: the only way that's possible is mailing their owner, but yes
therealkuz: HELLO
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: yakui.moe is another board that I was considering making alliance with if I got teh reign
koishi: Hİİİİİİİİİİİİ
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: hi kuz
koishi: HI*
therealkuz: İ
uguu~: hi
therealkuz: turk moment..
koishi: T-T
Jakov: turks...
therealkuz: kaguya
therealkuz: the problem with dameib
therealkuz: and that other site
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: on my heyuri?!
therealkuz: is that they are teh dead
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Read up kuz
therealkuz: i did
therealkuz: i suppose
therealkuz: it would look good for us
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: The main goal isn't getting new users
therealkuz: yes
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: yes, what i have been telling since the beginning...
therealkuz: the biggest problem is
therealkuz: that there are actually
therealkuz: tons of users on places like 4chan /a/
therealkuz: who would fit into heyuri
therealkuz: i see threads
therealkuz: reminiscing all the time
Nipcat: Kaguya sence dameibdeki imageboardlar heyurinin alliesi olabilir mi? (Ayami.net,desu chaneru,etc.)
therealkuz: and i just knowe theyd like heyuri
therealkuz: but
therealkuz: the second
therealkuz: someone mentions heyuri
therealkuz: the thread gets 400 replies of
therealkuz: KYS KUZ!!!
therealkuz: kuz bot detected!!!
therealkuz: ummm that sites owned by kuz, he is literally problematic
therealkuz: etc
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: nipcat: i will answer later
therealkuz: same on other boards
therealkuz: thats our problem ;_;
therealkuz: then
therealkuz: if someone defends heyuri
therealkuz: they get called kuz and their points are ignored
therealkuz: so to the bystanders
therealkuz: it just looks like a drama infested shithole
therealkuz: and they dont come
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Same was with gurochan or other sites back in the times kuz owned too
therealkuz: gurochan is a good example
koishi: start another identity
therealkuz: we can look at it as a retrospect
therealkuz: i once owned it
therealkuz: then gave it to kagy
therealkuz: but still.. kaguya, dont some people see gurochan and think kuz?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: dramas are over now
therealkuz: do you think it was over by the time i left?
therealkuz: for the most part
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: well no, but can't guarantee if same would be the case for Heyuri
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: An important part of Heyuri is kuz
therealkuz: an important part of kuz is heyuri ;_;
koishi: very emotinal T-T
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: We all love Heyuri (hence are here), but what would be the most beneficial for it? It's hard to decide
therealkuz: so
therealkuz: people of heyuri
lolwut: Post Heyuri ad on 4chan :^)
therealkuz: do you think the sacrifice would save heyuri? or is it useless?
therealkuz: lolwut: i considered that but the people said no for some reason...
therealkuz: but i think its a good idea
therealkuz: no one can argue against it
therealkuz: and more will see it
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: also note that
Magic Man: yeah that would be a good idea
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: kuz wouldn't "leave" heyuri
therealkuz: officially/publicly i would
lolwut: You could try it out once, i.e. spend $20 to run a banner ad for a day or something
lolwut: See what happens
therealkuz: teh ads seem like a good idea
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: You could be the manager of Heyuri
therealkuz: some people said it owuld bring bad people
therealkuz: but i say
therealkuz: just ban them
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but we already discussed this
Magic Man: genius idea
therealkuz: kaguya: no, if i were going to do it i would not be associated at all
therealkuz: then
therealkuz: the anti-kuz spammers
therealkuz: would not associate heyuri with me anymore
therealkuz: leaving room for growth once more
Magic Man: kuz teh shadowlord
Magic Man: always in the shadow, even when ""away""
therealkuz: people, deliberate
therealkuz: oh yeah
therealkuz: something more i wanted to discuss
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I think it would be worth, IF it would actually help Heyuri. I probably shouldn't talk about this myself though
therealkuz: those of you who dont visit kolyma irc regularly: wai?
therealkuz: its a grate place
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: ayashii
therealkuz: wat
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: あやしい
Grim: i love pasta with tomato sauce
therealkuz: THESE ARENT REASONS WHY YOU ARENT IN KOLYMA IRC
therealkuz: thats just nonsense
Argon: im not so confident in talking
Argon: usually
Jakov: just like me
Argon: so I tend to avoid
Magic Man: i just ain't a talkative guy
Argon: otherwise, I may join
Grim: do what nike says on their logo and "Just do it!"
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i am not either
lolwut: You guys can just join and lurk, too
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: so i mostly lurk
therealkuz: (=ω=;;;;)
Argon: I see, will see if can.
lolwut: Interesting conversations happen sometimes, which you can join at any time
therealkuz: you dont need to speak
therealkuz: i liek it when the user count is high
therealkuz: im making a bouncer so mr wut can stay connected 24/7
Argon: I find discord easier for me
therealkuz: sometime easy path not best path
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: there is a bridge
Argon: i can communicate from there
therealkuz: kyz haet bridge
Argon: true
therealkuz: it doesnt increase user count enuf
Jakov: rip dixcord
Argon: I see
lolwut: Yeah, kuz told me earlier that he will soon be releasing a bouncer for Kolyma
Argon: will see, if can join
therealkuz: speaking of releasing things
Argon: cool
therealkuz: on my todolist: get mr wuts vps and fix ayashii.net
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: what's wrong with ayashii?
therealkuz: look at it
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i did
therealkuz: it doesnt load
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: yes
therealkuz: thats whats wrong
therealkuz: I wish I could get these streaming channels to werk so i could do my impressions
therealkuz: i do many good ones
therealkuz: kagy why dont they work
Grim: ceje still not here?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: maybe they need configuration?
therealkuz: no ;_;
therealkuz: kaguya
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: there is a time that townhall ends officially and i stop logging
therealkuz: we have came to an important conclusion on: Questions of war and peace
therealkuz: and that is
therealkuz: the people
therealkuz: do not care
therealkuz: they simply want to poste
therealkuz: i recommend
therealkuz: we follow through
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: that's not a conclusion
therealkuz: on resolutions 4 and 5
therealkuz: which are befriending those sites to us that are neutral
therealkuz: and
therealkuz: ceasing activities which provoke conflict or fulfill prophecies of us being warmongers
therealkuz: thoughtse?
lolwut: Sure
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I would also make peace with the ones that are hostile to us, just so heyuri would have it's name claean
therealkuz: howe would we do that mr kagy?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but it's impossible since it looks like kuz is our teh eternal leader
therealkuz: do you think they would accept questions of peace from me myself?
Grim: one way to find out
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: did you not try in the past?
therealkuz: awkaward if they saye no....
therealkuz: only to one person, who is robert
therealkuz: the scum betrayed our pact however
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I mean at 4-ch
therealkuz: i havent really
therealkuz: not a letter to ssz
therealkuz: he doesnt hate me
therealkuz: he is neutral
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: it doesn't work like that
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but well
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: you know better
therealkuz: how does it work?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i haven't really tried it myself
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: so i am not one to speak on that
therealkuz: if you have browsed through 4-ch
therealkuz: you can see that most of their users
therealkuz: suffer from a rare disease
therealkuz: known as KDE
therealkuz: also known as
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i just *assume* the owners don't possess 100% control on their users thoughts
therealkuz: kuz derangement syndrome
therealkuz: wtfe
therealkuz: why not
therealkuz: at heyuri we have the ministry of love to make sure the people do not have incorrect thoughts...
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: we B& wrong thinkings
therealkuz: you interrupted me earlier
therealkuz: as i was saying
therealkuz: we have come to conclusions on questions of war and peace
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: luckily there is no wrong thingkings
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: go on
therealkuz: and now
therealkuz: we finally end this very long segment
therealkuz: before townhall officially ends and the afterparty begins
therealkuz: any more srs propositions?
therealkuz: going once
therealkuz: going twice
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i was going to propose few moar stuff
koishi: a
therealkuz: going thrembice
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but
therealkuz: oh
komono: year cutoff for media content and references
therealkuz: komono: what?
therealkuz: kaguya: say them
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i would need more permission on them, and would just look impudent to maek such big decisions
therealkuz: okaye
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i can't manage outer relations of heyuri since it's the admins work, but
therealkuz: we will discuss them in private later
therealkuz: for NOWE
therealkuz: we move to a new
therealkuz: less serious room
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i wasn't finished..
therealkuz: you just said you were finished
therealkuz: but okay
therealkuz: go on
therealkuz: speak to the masses one last time
therealkuz: befoer we all go have a drink and hit teh hay
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Heyuri Banners:
Magic Man: yes
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: what if there were a user board on 2ch after we fiks
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i was thinking it for GC as well
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: and you would upload filez to there
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: similar to old /banner/
Magic Man: o could be interesting
Magic Man: small little board used rarely for ease of getting banners
Magic Man: i say ye
therealkuz: kaguyas intent was to make it so users could upload banners once again
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: and it would instantly get banners from there, and we would keep it moderated
therealkuz: i say
therealkuz: we all head
therealkuz: to the bar giko room
therealkuz: kaguya
therealkuz: herd the sheep into there
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: and i concluded making a 2ちゃん board was a good way to do it
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i am not finished #
komono: walk, not rula
Magic Man: time for alcohol?
kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: well, i will discuss them in the 7th townhall i guess
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