def admin : it appears i am too early def admin : it appears not def admin : hey there def admin : o/ def admin : this is how gikopoi is on a good day so I'm fine with it def admin : you're not the host aren't you? def admin : yes I now have your IP def admin : Joking no I'm not I'm just here def admin : ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ def admin : the wonders of javascript def admin : how is the stream work? def admin : Frankly I have no idea how streams work def admin : I've never used that feature def admin : are you gonna eat that squid def admin : It's Japanese traditional! def admin : frankly speaking I have never ate a squid before def admin : It's actually quite good but I haven't had it raw or anything like the nippon way def admin : >raw def admin : I just have calamari and forget it's squid with all the yummy batter def admin : Yeah raw it's interesting def admin : are they chew or swallow it whole? def admin : if it's anything like how they eat octopus they swallow it whole def admin : But they also fry it and that you just chew on def admin : poor stomach (´ー`) def admin : They're immune to stomach acid and just swim around in there until you shit it out whole def admin : Gruesome def admin : holy cow def admin : I made that up they dissolve in acid def admin : But it'd be gnarly if they didn't right def admin : imagine they are moving inside your stomach def admin : feel them hitting the walls squirting ink and shit def admin : try to bite you with their beaks def admin : There would be little advantages to eating squid def admin : I wonder if junji it has a manga about it def admin : he has a manga for like any weird concept def admin : One of my more controversial opinions is Junji Ito just makes Goosebumps books with pictures and it's not actually that scary def admin : I agree they are not scary they are just unsettling def admin : hey there def admin : Hello def admin : you want some squishy squid? def admin : I'm allergic def admin : poor you def admin : poor me def admin : have a seat def admin : you know I have the chatlogs def admin : yes so? def admin : you came here tonight expecting a 13 year old girl, didn't you? it says it in the chatlogs def bar_st : apple bro!!! def bar_st : ALOHA! def admin : you said "I'll destroy that lolimanko with my 20.38 cm PENIS", correct? def admin : mayhap def admin : Awesome dude, you're free to go def admin : I sometimes miss Chris Hansen's antics def admin : To Catch a Predator was on TV like, 24/7 back in the day def admin : why doesn't he do that anymore def bar_st : saeg def admin : I'm not exactly sure why, considering there's a billion youtubers who make "catching predators on discord" videos I'm sure there's a demand def bar_st : I fell in a sewer!! def admin : Kids nowadays have no respect def bar_st : Apple bro is kill! def admin : Back in my day I wouldn't snitch on the 40 somethings I ERP'd with def admin : hello guys def admin : welcome my friend def admin : hello def admin : Do tripcodes actually work on gikopoi def admin : I don't know. def admin : ah def admin : if they worked on gikopoipoi they work here too def admin : I just did it for gits and shiggles def admin : I'm afraid if I do it I'll show my tripcode password to the world and suffer of identity theft def admin : just use a different tripcode to see if that works def admin : try a fake one first def admin : for example def admin : #9901 is my tripcode (・∀・) def admin : ah cool def admin : Hey guys it's me poptan def admin : pooptan def admin : It's a-me, Apple-kun. def admin : fecestan def admin : I am NOT pooptan don't say that def admin : how do i know if it's the real poptan def admin : Would you kiss your sister with that mouth def admin : Yes, I would if given the opportunity. def admin : you can tell it's me because of how I answer this next statement def admin : Yeah but would you do it if she was over 12 years old def admin : Hmmm... def admin : That's a tough one. def admin : Are you a federal agent, perchance? def admin : aren't we all def admin : I'm with the CIA. def admin : *bows* def admin : hello friend def admin : I'm with the Marines' cryptography team def admin : :o def admin : I translate Chinese phone calls it is very boring def admin : A lot of communism, eh? def admin : Sometimes def admin : it's awkward how the text bubbles don't disappear automatically def admin : press enter def admin : I think it's cool def admin : I wish I was the CIA so that I could get to know your internet browsing history def admin : Please don't. def admin : That's the NSA if you want to do that with everybody def admin_st : a def admin : If you wanna get to singular people or small groups that's FBI def admin : If you want to do that but internationally then you do CIA def admin : When will Heyuri be seized def admin : I hope never. def admin : i don't know the difference ( ´ω`) def admin : It's actually very unlikely unless we turn into RaidForums and sell leaked credit card numbers def admin : Gurauba, you walk like a dog with hemorrhoids. def admin : cause i am def admin : He already looks sad don't make him sadder def admin : Ouch. def admin : are you my grandpa? def admin : no i just smoke like her def admin : her? def admin : how ulp def admin : ops def admin : my grandpa is not a TRANS sir def admin : I wish this was one of those heated tables in nippon def admin : Yeah... Don't we all? def admin : i have no idea how i got here, i was kindnapped def admin : By the feds? def admin : i guess def admin : how is that cat walking on 2 legs def admin : Circus animal. def admin : epic dance moves
def admin : true def admin : We still have a good hour def admin : I'm gonna go to the konbini anyone want anything def admin : I want a gf. def admin : i want a large soda def admin : of cum and piss def admin : you know you can make that work with a convector that heated tables I mean def admin : the only girls there do meth so I'm sorry I can't help you def admin : Fuck. def admin : cum and piss is easy though def admin : the text to speech is so funny it sounds like tomodachi life def admin : alright hold on def admin : It does, doesn't it? def admin : i'm laughing my ass off because of this tts def admin : tts def admin : omg def admin : robots are becoming sentient def admin : You're right, this is hilarious. def admin : this is technology at its finnest def admin : Buying gf def admin : man I don't understand how does technology work these days def admin : Technology works via Text-to-Speech. def admin : So get used to it. def admin : technology can be evil def admin : techonology IS evil def admin : No it doesn't, trust your smartphones. def admin : technologui def admin : this is how they say it in italia def admin : throw you phone at a river def admin : Riverbed def admin : why would you do that do the river def admin : How do they say "pasta" in Italia? def admin : i hate water def admin : its macarroni def admin : spaguete def admin : They say baguette is French by saying "Barggert" def admin : i hope they made lot's of spaguette def admin : lol epic refernece def admin : Speggi def admin : LOL internet. def admin : can i eat that cake? def admin : No. def admin : aw :( def admin : :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( def admin : why can't i def admin : the cake is reserved for our honored guests def admin : You'll gain weight. def admin : aw man def admin : because it may poison you def admin : The cake is a lie. def admin : what if a fed comes out of it def admin : Treat him like you would a guest. def admin : why do people say cake when they refer to hags def admin : can i eat a federal? def admin : no one says this def admin : Everyone says this. def admin : they say on le epic 4chin def admin : christmas cake def admin : or some shit def admin : christmas cake is a japanese thing where nobody wants to eat christmas cake past the 25th (so nobody wants to date women past 25yo) def admin : cake with the power of jesus def admin : Nobody wants to date a woman past the age of 5. def admin : i wish i had a 5 year old gf def admin : If cake is hags, then hags are delicious if expensive, so I know that statement is incorrect. def admin : expensive hags are no delicious? def admin : not* def admin : you eat hags? def admin : The only downside to a 5 year old gf is her being close to expiring. def admin : XDD def admin : it's more about the woman being a virgin and single at 25+ def admin : you can always turn it into soup def admin : No eggs? def admin : anonwaha def admin : xyzttt def admin : more like anonwahahahahaha def admin : o_0 def admin : More like I'm not allowed within a 1 mile radius of a school. def admin : what is the diameter of a woman's egg? def admin : Sorry, that was a bad joke. def admin : i don't know i have only seen chicken eggs def admin : 1mm to 2mm diameter. def admin : really that BIG? def admin : women don't lay eggs tough def admin : i wish they did def admin : Women lay eggs, you're just not raising them in the right conditions. def admin : unless they are birdwoman def admin : i know a girl that can lay eggs def admin : she's pretty cute def admin : no you don't def admin <>: I've seen women lay eggs on the internet. def admin : i do!! def admin : Is her name, perchance, peep? def admin : the tea got cold def admin : tell me more about it def admin : My life is cold. def admin : I hate cold tea def admin : I'm fine with cold tea. def admin : heat it then def admin <>: It was much like a chicken egg, but with a strange color... def admin : i get it, thanks def admin : I ate those foods. def admin : please send link of woman laying egg plys def admin : Ovipositors? def admin : so does anyone know how to stream? def admin : I'm back def admin : poptan def admin : gurauba I got your soda def admin : poptan def admin : thank u def admin : yes def admin : welcome home poptan def admin : Do you have a gf? def admin : My* def admin : thank you xyz trouble in terrorist town-san def admin : also sorry no girls def admin : again they all did meth def admin : Even the youngins' def admin : it's a low-tier 7/11 def admin : how do they look like? def admin : at least you can profit form the meth def admin : No lolis at the 7/11 sadly def admin : from* def admin : I am kill
def admin : they look older than they really are and have bug eyes def admin : doesn't sound so bad def admin : That's not good. def admin : bug woman? def admin : you mean they have slit eyes def admin : No I meant like big eyes def admin : Bulging eyes* def admin : I like big eyes def admin : If they were azn I'd say coinslots def admin : bloody big bulding eyes def admin : me too def admin : yeah basically def admin : They don't even have coinslots. def admin : japseye ヽ(´∇`)ノ def admin : jumping out of their skulls def admin : What the fuck was that? def admin : Eyehole fucking time def admin : womans do have coinslots def admin : why would a sage wear purple? def admin : women def admin : i forgot what a sage is def admin : wizard def admin : Sage. def admin : opposite of age def admin : Sage is a plant. def admin : sage is weed def admin : pure weed def admin : SnopeDoge? def admin : GAS STATION TWEAKERS! def admin : yes def admin : but if sage is snopdog he must be black def admin : what is the difference between magen and sage def admin : I mean mage def admin : post penis for proof def admin : Mage is to sage, as sage is to not bump threads. def admin : Mage age bage david rage def admin : sage have you ever felt like you can't breath? def admin : yes, all the time def admin : You have terrible lungs. def admin : I always feel like I'm underwater, drowning def admin : hello owner-san def admin : Pneumonia? def admin : he's just like that girl from 2hu def admin : toho def admin : touhou def admin : youhou def admin : yoohoo def admin : toohoe def admin : toehoe def admin : toehoe def admin : toemoe def admin : pop team epic def admin : poop tem epic def admin : poptan team-u epicu def admin : oh ho ho ho ho def admin : hohoho def admin : ohohohohhooh def admin : I thought I'd like Pop Team Epic more than I did def admin : bahahahaha def admin : I watched it when it came out it was whatever def admin : Santa-san, destroyer of elves, enslaver of the North Pole? def admin : Hello again owner-san def admin : i think the manga is better def admin : Might be def admin : i thought i was a poop fan, but I guess poop is just not for me def admin : Is it like a 4koma def admin : I could really go for a coma. def admin : i'd say that yes def admin : Ah def admin : Time for me to scam Japanese people on Yahoo auctions for their precious anime goods def admin : is there any non japanese girl from toehoe? def admin : meilling def admin : good point def admin : space girl from touhou in space is from america i think def admin : wo ai mei ling tiananmen def admin : tiananmen shang taiyang shen def admin : murica girl def admin : didn't know that shangai is also a verb def admin : Now you know. def admin : do 2hu girls have huge pps def admin : yes def admin : you mean profile picture def admin : probably def admin : and are fat def admin : I hope not, otherwise I'd be a homosexual. def admin : there's at least one touhou girl who's morbidly obese def admin : Admin-san def admin : kaguya-sama def admin : hai def admin : maybe ets patchy def admin : I'm your biggest fan def admin : hello chat def admin : Sign my ona def admin : Hello :D def admin : Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits? def admin : omg hi kaguya def admin : I am your fan too poptan-san, especially the lolis def admin : oh god i can't see the screen now def admin : gasp def admin : we're gonna need a bigger room... def admin : It's an honor def admin : No more paragraphs pertaining to the subject of female breasts. def admin_st : hi anon def admin : can we still talk about vaginas? def admin : everyone just has to press enter def admin : h def admin : Jr-san def admin : big vagina? def admin : Hi def admin : Maybe we could fit into the one used in the first gikopoi townhalls, it doesn't really matter def admin : big vagina? def admin : Hello chat def admin : gigantic vagina! def admin : Small vaginas. def admin : 1 def admin <>: hello def admin : HUGE GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY def admin : huuuuge! def admin : biggest vagina known to man def admin : I don't want to be in a vagina hallway. def admin : big vagina party def admin : 2 def admin <>: i like vagine def admin : hu def admin : vagines are gross def admin : Bobs & vagine def admin : mcdonalds sells vagina hambargas def admin <>: i didn't expect most of you to namefag def admin : I namefagged. def admin : my namefagging is psuedonymous def admin : I must let the people know def admin : It is I def admin <>: I didnt namefag def admin : namefagging is necessary def admin : sometimes def admin <>: shame. shame! def admin : 😣8===✊===D
😣8==✊====D
😣8=✊=====D💦 def admin : honestly me too
i didnt expect most of these ppl to namefag assuming they're prob just anons on heyuri def admin : the actual names i use outside of anonymous imageboards or TOR chats aren't 'irisu' def admin <>: True enlightenment comes from discarding your name. def admin <>: It is the deeds that matter... def admin : heyuri used to have a hueg namefag/tripfag population... def admin : hell i dont even namefag on heyuri so ive only used this on chats & here :p def admin : shut up cunt def admin : it's in the topiks def admin : very true def admin : what';s in the topiks' def admin : So many tripfags lost in the war def admin <>: RIP def admin : ;_; def admin : i just love the name guraba def admin : It would ruin the surprise if I told now def admin : fuck ic ant even see myself now def admin : I just like kyoukou irisu & irisu syndrome def admin <>: are you going to tell us later? def admin : Namefagging is just being contrarian def admin : Yes. def admin <>: :) def admin : why do text bubbles not have a time set to dissapear, its retarded def admin : ys def admin <>: just click another enter def admin : the screen has been eaten by messages def admin : just press enter def admin : this shit is retarded uts crowding uo the screeb def admin <>: thank you tipfriend def admin : press enter friend :D def admin : IT'S NOT HARD TO PRESS ENTER def admin : thank you gaijin-sama def admin : let's move 2 a bigger room! def admin : enter key has died def admin : is there? def admin : I second moving to a bigger room, but which? def admin : what about the bar def admin <>: Bar small def admin : too much enters for the enter def admin_st : where to go? def admin <>: admin bar is pretty big we could go there def admin : Lots of seats def admin : School house def admin : where is admin bar def admin : the one with the stage is fun def admin_st : dunno def admin : gikopoi heyuri singing competition def admin : not 21 yet (´￢`) def admin_st : someone lead the way def admin <>: click #rula and you can teleport there def admin <>: someone move and tell us if it's bigger def admin_st : hi komeo def admin : Heyuri comedy night? def admin : the one with the stages could make the performers anxious... def admin_st : where do i go :( def admin_st : hi def admin_st : up here def admin : everyone needs to turn tts on def admin_st : in this house def admin : angeleno , most people got drunk their first time as a teen anyway def admin : TTs makes the whole experience much more hilarious. def admin_bar <>: It's marginaly bigger def admin : video game def admin : the trick is to put the audience on stage and the speaker on the floor def admin_bar : hey bartender def admin_bar : get me a beer def admin : you're right about that apple def admin_bar <>: I already have my tea :3 def admin : i can't fucking see a thing def admin : Made sense to me, we will do that def admin_bar <>: here is your beer sir! def admin_bar <>: someone need to tell the rest to come here def admin_bar : thank you anonymous def admin : when does the talking start def admin_bar <>: should i do it? def admin_bar <>: oh def admin_bar <>: they're coming def admin : In five minutes def admin_bar <>: slowly.... def admin_bar <>: but surely def admin : 7:00 PM Saturday, Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) is
2:00 PM Saturday, Eastern Time (ET) def admin : A lot of people may join the last minute, at least that was the case with last ones def admin_bar <>: ill go spread the word def admin_bar <>: ok def admin : for some reason no one else has my avatar other than me def admin : i thought it was at 5PM est (;´Д`) def admin : some loli cut this man's dick... does this mean ALICE.EXE is lingering in gikopoi someware def admin <>: everyone come to admin bar its a bit bigger than here def admin : ok where is it def admin_bar <>: maybe they initially chose a small room because they thought not a lot of people would come def admin_bar : possibly def admin : where def admin : show us the way anonkun def admin : little alice is spooky scare def admin_bar : I went there because I knew people were there. def admin <>: click #rula and click admin bar def admin : ok def admin : follow the leader!
def admin : ah k def admin : she stole all my cp def admin_bar : I just chose it because on gikopoi that's where everyone goes def admin_bar : hello biatches def admin_bar <>: hello def admin_bar : hello def admin_bar : boeches def admin_bar : Hello def admin_bar : hello hello hello def admin_bar : hello def admin : oh everyone goes def admin_bar <Србин>: hi def admin_bar <>: mission spread the word successful... def admin_bar : good morning def admin_bar <>: are tor friends able to join too? def admin_bar : i mean afternoon def admin_bar <>: lets gooo def admin_bar : yes i think torfriends can join def admin_bar : bubble tesuto def admin_bar : WELCOME TO MY SUCCESSFUL BAR def admin_bar : due to world2ch's tor def admin_bar : Hello, Hello, Hello, How Low def admin_bar : this is cool def admin_bar : You never listen to a word that I said
def admin_bar <>: basedd def admin_bar : You only seen me
def admin_bar : For the clothes that I wear
def admin_bar : hm def admin_bar : Someone broke rule 8 def admin_bar : I think def admin_bar <>: oh no def admin_bar <>: D= def admin_bar : gasp def admin_bar : . def admin_bar : KAGUYA AND ANGALENO APPLY R8 ON GIKO def admin_bar : what the hell man def admin_bar : Rule 8 broken already? def admin_bar : *gasp* def admin_bar : *b&hammers* def admin_bar : i wish i could re-position my log def admin_bar : LoliCutMyDick lmao def admin_bar : i am a rich man def admin_bar : i want to see both things at the same time... def admin_bar : you can def admin_bar : WAI R INPUTS SO SLOW!!!! def admin_bar : how def admin_bar : It's almost time def admin_bar : Is it Lol I cut my dick or a Loli Cut My Dick? You decidwe def admin_bar : pull that thing in the corner def admin_bar : that only resizes def admin_bar : this is going to be the biggest townhall held so far def admin_bar : who wants beer def admin_bar : you are underage.. def admin_bar : get me a beer def admin_bar : I hesitated between "loli stole my dick" and "loli stole my cp" def admin_bar : i've been in one before this is my first time def admin_bar : in fact i don't know how i got here def admin_bar <>: man i just woke up what did i miss def admin_bar : there is a preference Show log above toolbar you mean that? def admin_bar : FREE BLOWJOBS IN THE CORNER OF THE BAR!! def admin_bar : can i have a water def admin_bar : "I've been in here before this is my first time" def admin_bar : you didnt miss much anon def admin_bar : just normal discussion def admin_bar : lol def admin_bar : yes please give me a corona sunbeam def admin_bar <>: except for free blowjobs apparently def admin_bar : ON YOUR KNEES BITCH def admin_bar : *sucks your dick* def admin_bar <>: count me in def admin_bar : ohhhh fuck def admin_bar : OH YEAS def admin_bar : *sunbrew def admin_bar : *sucks your dick too* def admin_bar : you can change themes from settings (the gear thing), shaddox one is similar to SW def admin_bar : sir do you sell caipirinha? def admin_bar : awesome def admin_bar <>: this bar turned into a brother quite quickly def admin_bar <>: STOP ERPING IN THE TOWNHALL!!!! def admin_bar : thanks def admin_bar : *sucks both of the dicks using quantum superpositioning* def admin_bar : ayashii theme woooo def admin_bar : Why isn't Kaguya behind the counter ?? def admin_bar <>: hi def admin_bar : I am brother apple def admin_bar : my bubble doesnt go away :( def admin_bar : yeah kaguya go behind the counter def admin_bar : Kaguya with a mask def admin_bar : press enter morgan def admin_bar : hit enter morgan def admin_bar <>: press enter again def admin_bar : press enter a second time. def admin_bar : ayashii theme so kool def admin_bar : press enter after posting def admin_bar : oh thanks def admin_bar : join with multiple tabs to overload the server like a boss def admin_bar : this made it a little more awkward but it's the time to start def admin_bar : *mic check* def admin_bar : WAIT SHIT def admin_bar : I wish I was at home playing video games. The music is too loud. My feet hurt and I'm hungry. def admin_bar : Townhall just started def admin : Where is everyone?? def admin_bar <>: do you want to record this? def admin_bar : Everyone, welcome to the 8th townhall! ^_^ def admin_bar : I feel like I wanna def admin_bar : You ARE at home playing video gmaes def admin_bar : idk how long i'll be but im recording for funs def admin_bar : some1 record def admin_bar : yay! def admin_bar : I dont feel liek it tbh
Unless somebody else wanna do it thatd be cool then def admin_bar : IM GERMAN I HAVE YOU GUYS ON VIDEO def admin_bar : I'll save the logs and post a santitized log, just like the last townhalls def admin_bar : recording., wonder how much gbs this will b def admin_bar : ye saving logs is good def admin_bar : NEEKERI! def admin_bar : smells like black people in here def admin_bar : :DDD def admin_bar : 25 PEOPLE WOW!1! def admin_bar : *farts* def admin_bar : irisu wtf r you using god damn def admin_bar : kaguya kaguya kaguya stream something will ya def admin_bar : i need to download more storage def admin_bar : fucking uncompressed hypercam 2? def admin_bar : hello def admin_bar : Thanks to Angeleno for hosting us def admin_bar : thank you angeleno def admin_bar : obs def admin_bar : WATCH THIS SHIT YOU SHITSMEARED JELLY MONKIES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBP7frjdxYs
HERE I'LL PASTE THE LINK AGAIN SO YOU NIGGER BRAINS SEE IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBP7frjdxYs def admin_bar : thank you def admin_bar : no problem def admin_bar : THX ANGELENO def admin_bar : Fripple_chip, shut uo def admin_bar : do you guys post stuff on vidlii? def admin_bar <>: im hungry def admin_bar : Angeleno, thanks def admin_bar : VIDLII = AIDS def admin_bar : I will start with a little announcement def admin_bar <>: im gonna get sum food, i'll be right back def admin_bar : vidlii haters are the real aids def admin_bar : does vidlii even have .h247 compression or whatever its called def admin_bar : fripple_chip what the fuck is this? def admin_bar : fuck u vidlii's cool def admin_bar : hi def admin_bar : irisu i dont know def admin_bar : VIDLII SUCKS def admin_bar <>: i like vidlii def admin_bar : ITS A NOTHING SITE WITH NOTHING ON IT LOL def admin_bar : Not that it's relevant 4 u but I now own the heyuri.net domain (the transfer might be unfinished though) def admin_bar : Mod-sama has a big dick def admin_bar : woahh def admin_bar : i'm imagining is there a direct way to reply to people looking at the settings or do you hav to mention your name def admin_bar : fripple stop with your vidlii h8boner def admin_bar <>: neat def admin_bar : yay def admin_bar : I OWN 4CHAN def admin_bar : press ENTER in an empty input to GET RID OF YOUR GAY LINGERING SPEECHBUBBLE! def admin_bar : It's primarily to have control over subdomains def admin_bar : Deserved def admin_bar : w00t!!! def admin_bar : kaguya, that's gr8 def admin_bar : I am 4channel.org def admin_bar : w00t w00t def admin_bar <>: im afraid i will have to log out soon x( def admin_bar : 20.82cm or something, raito? def admin_bar : Alright anon. That sucks def admin_bar : anongymous def admin_bar : kek def admin_bar <>: Is kuz still active on heyuri? def admin_bar : Our mod (anonwaha) was working on some perl scripts as you know, but that probably should make another topic def admin_bar : awesum def admin_bar : What perl scripts? def admin_bar : anonwaha is a mod ?? def admin_bar : Is heyuri remix coming back? def admin_bar : kuz is still hosting us and he requires me to use Cloudflare however def admin_bar : Do you guys still need dedicated PHP devs after going open source def admin_bar : anon, kuz replied to one of my threads back in december so, yeah? def admin_bar : I though he was just a user def admin_bar : KUZ SHOVED HIS ASS UP HIS COCK AND DIED A FAGGOT WITH POOPOOAIDS LOL def admin_bar : language! def admin_bar : poptan couldn't you just like pull request def admin_bar : community contribution def admin_bar : do we even need to record if the logs r just gonna be uploaded def admin_bar <>: im 20.83 cm def admin_bar : @jr yeah lol def admin_bar : i am going to namedrop kuz to ruin civilized discussion XDDDDD def admin_bar : Why did Kuz force Cuckflare down Heyuri's throats? def admin_bar : Yeah Jr I could I don't know why I asked def admin_bar : EAT MY CORN FILLED LOGS def admin_bar : otherwise the servers could get DDoS'd def admin_bar : 20.83cm tall? def admin_bar : modsama's dick is 20.83cm def admin_bar : Well, I am being aware of this a bit late but the free plan apparently doesn't let u have more than 5 subdomains def admin_bar : when does this start? def admin_bar : That's a precise dick size def admin_bar : duck duck goose def admin_bar : WHEN DOES IT STOP def admin_bar : it started already def admin_bar : Kaguya, what? Damn def admin_bar : ye logs are fine recording aint needed def admin_bar : really? def admin_bar : oh wow def admin_bar <>: im back def admin_bar : Hwllo anon def admin_bar <>: oh are we doing questions now def admin_bar : please help def admin_bar <>: im going to suck your cute dick kaguyaaaaa :DDDDDD def admin_bar : gikopoi q&a def admin_bar : Not if I suck his dick first !! def admin_bar : kaguya's uncut right def admin_bar : what do you need help with? def admin_bar : HELP ME def admin_bar : that gay def admin_bar : you're goose def admin_bar : u look gay def admin_bar : Do we have to pool together money like 4ch in 05 def admin_bar : or 06 def admin_bar : poop def admin_bar : Kaguya is Turk so he's probably cut def admin_bar : I NEED MY DICK CLEANED def admin_bar : I forgot when def admin_bar : i will donate 2$ def admin_bar : it already started, u can ask kaguya for questions def admin_bar : So I can either host it on different VPS (expensive), reduce the subdomains (by removing static. and matari.) or we can continue 2 use kuz's cloudflare (if that's possible/he is willing) def admin_bar <>: *slurp* def admin_bar : I will donate up to $8 def admin_bar <>: I will donate my life. def admin_bar : lol. knew it. def admin_bar : and i spilled juice on my keybioarrrrrrrrrrrr234=-t5.23r xxxxxxxxxxvvvmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm34580-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- def admin_bar <>: Do you accept monero? def admin_bar : oh ok def admin_bar <>: okay, i will ask a question def admin_bar : i was talking to my pet cat def admin_bar <>: where is the bathroom, i need to piss def admin_bar : Mattari should just be put on the main site if that happens imo def admin_bar : i'm going to stand awkwardly by the bar so I can hear Kaguya def admin_bar : whats your cat name def admin_bar : . def admin_bar : Anonymous: *opens mouth* def admin_bar : what are we discussing, exactly def admin_bar : Some VPSs aren't too expensive def admin_bar : cocks. def admin_bar : Will heyuri get an API any time soon? Like to fetch posts, post counts, etc without having to webscrape & all that. Especially could help for someone to make a mobile heyuri program for us anons that have to phonefag often def admin_bar <>: oh, perfect def admin_bar : Maybe I will make a donations page l8r, the current one is kuz's but he will actually use it for heyuri.. a donation address just mine would have us completely seperate from kolyma, but heyuri would be doomed once we ran out of money/people to donate def admin_bar : The TTS is really late compared to the text def admin_bar : Where do I pay a girl to fart on me def admin_bar : what does VPS stand for def admin_bar : sup def admin_bar : vital penis syndrome def admin_bar : Well, I am a bit broke ^^; def admin_bar <>: heyuri for mobile would suck ass def admin_bar : I will do my part def admin_bar : Hmm I'd prefer to seperate ourselves from Kuz's infrastructure as much as possible def admin_bar : it's fun to live on the edge! def admin_bar : I'd donate def admin_bar : kuz loves funny wojaky def admin_bar : Sleek i agree def admin_bar : Hmmm def admin_bar : are we going to have holiday events like another egg hunt def admin_bar : Rule #8 broken def admin_bar : Egg hunt? Waw def admin_bar : I didn't even think about money def admin_bar : i would like to look for eggs on /b/ def admin_bar : That seems to be the issue with getting away from Kuz is the money def admin_bar <>: you're not jew enough def admin_bar : (inside a penis)
def admin_bar : I actually have 100 dollars def admin_bar <>: I actually have 101 dollars def admin_bar : FUCK OFF def admin_bar : Yes, any VPS would require 10+$ per month at minimum def admin_bar : donate your 101 dollars to heyuri def admin_bar : eat the rich def admin_bar : I am a multi millionaire def admin_bar : this is assuming we go without ddos protection too def admin_bar <Србија>: 20 serbian dinar def admin_bar <>: i am going to fucking rob you def admin_bar : so like, 20 something dollars def admin_bar : a month def admin_bar : because CF would cause additional def admin_bar : I'd bet yeah def admin_bar : .twitter homo def admin_bar : (poptan) def admin_bar : just borrow money from the mafia def admin_bar : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM JUST A POOR INDEPENDENT CAPITALIST STAY THE FUCK AWAY POORFAGS def admin_bar : seems about right def admin_bar : homo twitter def admin_bar : . def admin_bar : you look like a black def admin_bar : twitter is for fags def admin_bar : I'd like to imagine donations would get us far but I don't know if we'd be able to pool together that sort of money for even a few months def admin_bar <>: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA def admin_bar : heyuri is the new twitter def admin_bar : kaguya should make an onlyfans to pay for heyuri def admin_bar : but yeah holiday events would be nice to have :-) def admin_bar : Also this isn't including ayashii.net domain def admin_bar <>: to kaguya: have you thought on making heyuri accessible to i2p? def admin_bar : Heyuri make it's own mafia and use the money from it to run Heyuri. Heh... def admin_bar : heyuri is twitter for cunny lover ;-; def admin_bar : My favorite femboy scat star got banned off twitter so i'd say twitter's pretty straight def admin_bar <>: heyuri should hold an annual sacrifice ritual to appease the gods def admin_bar : lolwut def admin_bar : Does Heyuri make any money from VIP stuff or anything? Is there any way we could become independently funded and escape Kuz's sponsorship? def admin_bar : Anonymous, I don't know how to. I currently only have FTP access def admin_bar : This is a bad time for tts. def admin_bar : also, another issue for heyuri being kolyma free is that it depends on shit on spamDB & koylma's captcha i believe def admin_bar : I forgot ayashii was a separate entity def admin_bar : where did the twitter discussion come from def admin_bar : No SleekDolphon def admin_bar : in def admin_bar : there is too many white people in here def admin_bar : Another rool ate violation, I guess? def admin_bar : Anyone here into some good private trackers and have invite for me def admin_bar : the VIP thing was all integrated with kuz def admin_bar : we aren't using kaptcha anymore, but that's another topic too def admin_bar : i see red def admin_bar : oh oky def admin_bar : heyuri need more diversity def admin_bar : i think heyuri is mostly dekolymaized except for the branding on /lounge/ and it relying on spamdb def admin_bar : heyuri needs to stop banning fart fetishists def admin_bar : and the referer def admin_bar : heyuri is filled with fags and straights, we are diverse def admin_bar : Heyuri needs to keep banning them. def admin_bar : don't forget that def admin_bar : HEYURI NEEDS MORE LOLIS def admin_bar : our admin is a turk too def admin_bar : wwhy apple def admin_bar : i am a banana, do i get diversity points? def admin_bar : heyuri is full of fags and a feel straights def admin_bar : Heyuri does need more lolis. def admin_bar : few def admin_bar : Hmm I see. Kaptcha really sucks, but it could protect us from spam and bring in money for VIP def admin_bar : poptan lookn at me funny def admin_bar : fagpool def admin_bar : we need more Afro-Latinxs!!! def admin_bar : We can go back to using thread only kaptcha only if I change /lounge/'s template to the one on https://live.netmode.ru/newsplus/ def admin_bar : FARTING LOLIS, YES def admin_bar : Smun loves to break rool ate constantly. def admin_bar : . def admin_bar : It HAS additional 1-san's, I could de-kolymize it too but the template is just different def admin_bar : i wish i could drink loli piss def admin_bar : I'll look at you anyway I want def admin_bar <>: is the kaptcha still going to be unused now, or is it a trial period like you said? how long is the trial period? def admin_bar : w def admin_bar : I'd prefer to not have Kaptcha if possible def admin_bar : you're saying change it to 5ch style? def admin_bar : i wouldnt care def admin_bar : Kag that does sound good def admin_bar <>: i did see some spam on /lounge/, but it was cleaned pretty quickly def admin_bar : spam hasn't been too much issue to deal with without kaptcha so far def admin_bar : Is Kolyma baked into /lounge/ or something> def admin_bar : ? def admin_bar <>: I'd also prefer not to have a captcha but sometimes it can be necessary def admin_bar : This. Captcha isn't good unless you need it. def admin_bar : dekoylmazation would allow for all of heyuri's infrastructure to be open source def admin_bar : it's just one image, no way it's hardcoded into there def admin_bar : we can only go without protect for so long before we get stabbed to death def admin_bar : Anonymous, I can't return back to thread-only kaptcha unless we change the template to kuz's one, which I am able to de-kolymize if we switch def admin_bar : H
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melee? i saw a thread on that def admin_bar : That's a great question, purplesage. def admin_bar : i wish i had a crt too def admin_bar : PLEASE SOMEONE PLAY CS:S WIF ME THAT GAME IS SO DEAD NAO def admin_bar : Nah def admin_bar : how much is CS:S def admin_bar : I quite literally found mine in the trash jr def admin_bar : middle aged man are the only lucky bastards that get to have their penis cut by a loi def admin_bar <>: i have it. but i dont play it often def admin_bar : We should discuss gaming days after I finish technicall stuff def admin_bar <>: CS hesitant smiley :S def admin_bar : Too much for a dead game, but i think its like free if you pirate it def admin_bar : Just a suggestion? def admin_bar : ok sounds good. gaming night would be fun definitely easier than building something to check the Heyuri API for posts on IRC def admin_bar : https://fonline-reloaded.net/ def admin_bar : Which, the last one is the page limit def admin_bar : Yeah yeah sorry def admin_bar <>: there isn't much i can play with this shitty laptop from 2013. and the worst thing is that im running ubuntu on it def admin_bar : currently it's 5 but I delete manually from time to time def admin_bar : my laptop is shit, i only play obscure loli games def admin_bar : What is f-online reloaded Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) def admin_bar : fallout online revived def admin_bar : don't click it! it gives your computer MEGA AIDS def admin_bar : ah def admin_bar <>: ur mom fellout def admin_bar : I have three laptops just rotting on my floor cuz im too lazy to fix them. maybe i could donate them to poorfags def admin_bar <>: get it haha def admin_bar : O_o def admin_st : #RULA def admin_bar : So spam wouldn't wipe all pages when noone is looking def admin_bar : the next game needs to be off of steam def admin_bar : We can however increase the limit to 10 or more now def admin_bar : ３Dりょなげ is good ***** starts! def admin_bar : Because kuz set it to 5 pages before a speed update was made (switch to sql) def admin_bar : That's cool def admin_bar : I really wish Heyurizens played Quake 3, since that's not just on Steam. def admin_bar : Now it works just fine with more pages def admin_st : hey def admin_st : oh yes fresh air def admin_bar : It's on GOG as well. def admin_st <>: hi def admin_st : out for smoke? def admin_st : it was way too crowded in their def admin_bar <>: I play xonotic def admin_st <>: no i was looking for my dealer def admin_bar : With spam attacks I don't remember us losing anything anyway def admin_st : finally free from the cum stains and smell of piss def admin_st : where should we warped def admin_bar : anonymoose.. def admin_bar : Don't forget about AnonyMoose, poptan def admin_st : admin bar def admin_st <>: idk def admin_bar : i don't like it when boards have more than 10 pages because people grave dig def admin_st : no don't go to admin bar def admin_bar : I really love arena shooters. def admin_bar : i remembrar anonymoose def admin_bar : Oh I meant recently def admin_st : they're rape you def admin_st : to yoshinoya then def admin_bar : anonmeow def admin_bar : one page. 10 posts only. battle royale def admin_bar : I remembah...... def admin_st : Anyone saw the police beatdown clip? def admin_bar : anonymoose is the day ur stick evolved anonwaha def admin_bar : like covert raiding. they flame everyone and dig up bad threads on page 8-10 def admin_st <>: IM FREE def admin_bar : I like that battle royal idea. def yoshinoya : hello def yoshinoya : hi def admin_bar : err even longer if there is like25 pagse def admin_bar : don't talk about my stick out of context!!! def yoshinoya : cool place def admin_bar : Sleekdolphin, we can AS bad threads def admin_bar : true true def admin_st <>: or am i actually trapped in here? def yoshinoya : you look depressed def admin_bar : and there is 7 days limit to bump def admin_bar : oh i didn't know there was a 7 day limit :S def yoshinoya : because i am def yoshinoya : what happened? def admin_bar : ok then i don't see an issue with more pages then def yoshinoya : i was kidnapped to here def admin_bar : I didn't know about that either def admin_bar : it used to be 3, but that was too much when things were slow def yoshinoya : i don't know where i am def admin_bar : this room has the same # of users as a full tf2 server def admin_bar : this man has a boner def yoshinoya : who kidnapped you def yoshinoya : me def admin_bar : That is why I was shocked seeing it autosaged when I tried to bump the bbs thread def yoshinoya : yes def admin_bar : 28 users, breddy gud def admin_bar : Yes, I think in a relatively townhall we decided to make it 3 def admin_bar : 7* def yoshinoya : sage kidnapped me def admin_bar <>: next heyuri townhall on hightower? def admin_bar <>: now i'm curious, how much as board activity slowed down
or has it sped up? def yoshinoya : if I pull that apple will you die? def admin_bar : would do def yoshinoya : it's my brain def yoshinoya : it's his penis apple def admin_bar : Good question Anon def yoshinoya : you're a big guy def admin_bar : After the new years partybus what's the PPD now? def admin_bar : We haven't had a single day with PPD less than 100 this year def admin_bar : the spam made me look at heyuri less but i have seen more activity than when i first started browsing in august def admin_bar : it's several times faster now than it was a little over a month ago, which was already several times faster than the year before defo more activity def yoshinoya : he has a huge apple def admin_bar <>: that's good to hear def admin_bar : you can check on discord server how many posts we would get last year def admin_bar : Heyuri is blasting off ☆:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:☆ def admin_bar : Are we still somewhere in the def admin_bar : 200-300 area def yoshinoya : it's a normal sized apple really def yoshinoya : everyone is in the admin's bar except us def admin_bar : we'll overtake 4chan in no time! then we will die from being raped by the normies def admin_bar : spoler: around 5 to 30 at max def yoshinoya : we're outlaws def yoshinoya : so we are the rebels def yoshinoya : yes def admin_bar : SUP FUCKERS def admin_bar : hello yugen def admin_bar : You mean NORMALFAGS? def admin_bar <>: sup man def admin_bar : usernames that end with an "n" are the best people ever def admin_bar : I will increase it to 10 pages then def admin_bar : name checks out def admin_bar : next, def admin_bar <>: hey yugen open up ur mouth i gotta piss def yoshinoya : admin bar is hell def admin_bar <>: Does anyone know anything about Iruyeh? def admin_bar : Yes def yoshinoya : this is the closest we'll get to a heyuri convention def admin_bar : https://img.heyuri.net def admin_bar : yeah wtf is that def admin_bar <>: what there are two anonymous def admin_bar : I don't know about PPD... But our GPPD (great posts per day) is the best ! def admin_bar <>: how can this be def yoshinoya : I can't understand a single thing ;_; def admin_bar : 10 pages! def admin_bar : i've been warned by iruyeh not to talk about iruyeh def admin_bar : ofc there are two anons tf were you expecting def yoshinoya : townhall = kuz discussion def yoshinoya : politics are confusing def admin_bar <>: but there can only be one! def admin_bar <>: We need to make sure new users know the board culture. Too much growth at once is also a bad thing. def admin_bar : I *may* be misremembering, but was there ever people with special tripcodes on 4chan? We could do something similar on Heyuri perhaps to encourage tripcode usage like on 2020 def admin_bar : this is my first townhall, but my keyboard is fuxxed! def admin_bar : https://gim.iruyeh.net/x/ def admin_bar : me too def admin_bar : It's easy to give people special capcodes def yoshinoya : heyuri politics def yoshinoya : why do people want to talk about an image board for hours def admin_bar : Of course def admin_bar : . def admin_bar : Yeah they had them def yoshinoya : beats me def admin_bar <>: once a tripfag always a tripfag def admin_bar : I encourage more tripfagging as well def yoshinoya : they want to talk about kuz for hours def admin_bar : The best thing new users can do is read a random Heyuri wiki page every day def admin_bar : I could make you a pink ## lolicon, poptan def admin_bar : Contribute enough and get a shiny new capcode def admin_bar : Back when there was no automatic Anonymous on posts def yoshinoya : what's so special about kuz def admin_bar : stuff like that def admin_bar : People had to use trips def admin_bar : tripfaggery ヽ(`Д´)ノ def admin_bar : encouraging personality? i will skin you def admin_bar : I am not opposed to that one bit def yoshinoya : do you use tripcode on heyuri? def yoshinoya : sometimes I use my name purple sage def admin_bar <>: https://gim.iruyeh.net/x/ does not exist im afraid def admin_bar <>: personally not a fan of tripcodes def admin_bar : fus ro dah def yoshinoya : sometimes i also use a name def admin_bar : very very early 4chan was full of tripfags, way more of them than anonymous users def yoshinoya : only when it's needed though def admin_bar : Most of which used their old forum names def admin_bar : i've been told on 4chan before that 4chan is just for anons and no room for tripfigs and usernames def admin_bar <>: i think tripcodes and tripfags can stay def admin_bar : dont care what 4chan did tripfags are annoying def admin_bar : is komeo an oldfag? def yoshinoya : i don't use heyuri that much to be honest def admin_bar <>: fuck 4chan def admin_bar <>: they dont do anything wrong def yoshinoya : but sage forced me to def yoshinoya : so yoshinaya is a fast food chain in japan def admin_bar : Very early 4chan archives only have tripcode users, the only exception was namefags without tripcode def admin_bar : If you banned tripfags, you'd have to ban kaguya. def admin_bar : We should just let people use trips if they want, and insult them if they are being too anoying def admin_bar : lol i am not jr def admin_bar : mod is differ you dumb fuck def yoshinoya : we're going to get copyrighted def admin_bar : mod needs a trip def admin_bar <>: lolicutmydick: my thoughts exactly def yoshinoya : oh no! def admin_bar <>: lets ban kaguya and let him in only if he sucks our cocks or let us suck his def admin_bar : ⁣ ⁣ def admin_bar : Agreed lolicutmydick def admin_bar : Without the Tripfag Party, There Would Be No New Heyuri def yoshinoya : but where's the food? def yoshinoya : i don't even know what this game is def admin_bar : if people really wanted to tripfag hard enough and couldn't, they would end up avatarfagging def admin_bar : of course you can insult annoying tripfags, but Heyuri approaches to tripcodes different than most other BBSes def admin_bar : how do you suck penises through the internet? def admin_bar <>: like this def admin_bar <>: see? def admin_bar : how smelly is kaguya balls? def admin_bar : nothing wrong with tripfags, just remember, you are not special. def admin_bar : *sucks* def yoshinoya : you can eat imaginary food or pretend to be eating def admin_bar : homo def admin_bar : yeah fair komeo def admin_bar : yep komeo def admin_bar <>: can't let the powa go to ur head def yoshinoya : there's a soda machine somewhere def admin_bar <>: kaguya balls smell like 3 months old sperm i think def admin_bar : disclosed information mcloug def admin_bar : i agree komeo def admin_bar : second this def admin_bar : how do u know anon def yoshinoya : anyway this place serves food in a bowl def admin_bar <>: fuck you def admin_bar : no swears def yoshinoya : i am seeing the bowl with my third eye def admin_bar : no swearing in the townhall.... def admin_bar : i be a tripfag lol def admin_bar <>: woah there fellow anonymous this is a no swearing zone def admin_bar : or was the word undisclosed? watever, moving on def admin_bar : frick def admin_bar <>: no dinner for u tonight mister def yoshinoya : I am eating the contents of the bowl with my third mouth def admin_bar : what do you think of more emotes? def yoshinoya : second def admin_bar : yes def admin_bar : In favor def admin_bar <>: MOAR EMOTES def admin_bar <>: yes def admin_bar : hmm what kind of emotes are we looking for? def admin_bar <>: more please def admin_bar : In favor. def admin_bar : *nods* def yoshinoya : tada def yoshinoya : woah def admin_bar <>: FUCK YOU I AM GOING TO FUCKING SWEAR AS MUCH AS I FUCKING WANT FUCK def yoshinoya : omg def admin_bar <>: FUCK def admin_bar <>: FUCK def admin_bar <>: FUCK def admin_bar : i would love these characters in here as emotes def admin_bar <>: FUCK def admin_bar : A Buko emotes !!! def admin_bar : needs moar emotes def admin_bar : B& def admin_bar : Who made the emotes we use? def yoshinoya : he became an american def yoshinoya : shapeshifter! def admin_bar : based def admin_bar <>: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK def admin_bar : f word def admin_bar : I want to add especially some anime characters if there are good sprites, but could be anything as well def admin_bar <>: ok thats it no more ice cream, young man def admin_bar : More kaomoji!!!! ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! def admin_bar <>: go to your room def admin_bar : more emotes sounds awesome def yoshinoya : didn't know a place other than this where you can make this def admin_bar <>: Can you make emotes GIFs? def admin_bar : Rule 8 broken def admin_bar : the emotes we use are old 4chan emotes def admin_bar : yes anonymous def admin_bar : oh yeah we should add more kaomojis or have a way to organize them by mood def admin_bar : "emo-yotsuba-astonish.gif"
it is offical... def admin_bar : If I'm not mistaken def admin_bar : emo yotsuba def admin_bar : emo loli... def admin_bar : lots of bad eggs here... def admin_bar : some of our current emotes are also gifs def admin_bar : uohhhhh def admin_bar : rozen maiden dolls are a must, but i'd also like moar fun ones def admin_bar : are YOU a gif? def admin_bar <>: maek a desu emote def admin_bar : liek what anonwaha? def admin_bar <>: uoh uoh def admin_bar : cunny uoh emote ;-; def admin_bar : oh shit desu emote yes def admin_bar : R8 def admin_bar : child..... def yoshinoya : oh it's permanent def admin_bar <>: it would be coool :D def yoshinoya : you ate too much food def yoshinoya : how did you do that def admin_bar : desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu' def admin_bar : just random old 90s-early 00s japanese/anime pixel icons that we can find def yoshinoya : sheiiiiiiit def admin_bar : DESU default avatar def admin_bar : trying to :desu: would turn them to souseiseki and give the poster automatic ban def admin_bar : put on a spongebob emoji so we can get sued by viacom def yoshinoya : or is it a unique one def admin_bar : gaming def yoshinoya : dunno def admin_bar <>: or you can make an iriya emote to commemorate our cytube stream def admin_bar : I like that idea def admin_bar <>: and name it :autism: def admin_bar : SHE TURNED RETARDED def admin_bar : A SAD DAY. def yoshinoya : we emptied the food storage def admin_bar : autictic emote def yoshinoya : i dont wanna to be a fatty def yoshinoya : i'm not going there def yoshinoya : come join us def admin_bar : Sure, if someone makes def admin_bar : also does anyone know where i can find all the compilied gifs that one anon made of the session def yoshinoya : noooo def yoshinoya : where? def admin_bar : austistic def admin_bar : requesting Urusei Yatusa Lum emote def admin_bar : i think they did part 3 or something but i cant find all of them :( def admin_bar <>: iriya will not be forgotten def yoshinoya : there def admin_bar : Yatsura def admin_bar : speaking of autobans, just a fun fact def admin_bar : this man said 'autictic' def yoshinoya : the fat generator def admin_bar : autummic def admin_bar : Is there like, a zip file of all the Heyuri emotes as of now? def yoshinoya : don't do that anakin def admin_bar : lamu chan emote!!!!! def admin_bar : automatic autism def admin_bar : In case you wanted to edit one def admin_bar : autisthicc def admin_bar : Autumn. def admin_bar : you def admin_bar : yes I did def yoshinoya : fine def admin_bar : they shuld be pretty easy to pack together def admin_bar : poptan, no but as jr said def admin_bar : you can save them from the bbcode reference page def yoshinoya : I need to piss brb def admin_bar : yeah def admin_bar : 4chan might've had a feature that autobanned you for 3 days (?) for inputing an incorrect admin pass for "trying to exploit admin features", i found that commented out in the leaked source code def admin_bar : i would like a zip file of the emotes. make a flash animation series of these emotes as characters!!!! def admin_bar : https://www.heyuri.net/bbcode/ def admin_bar : ah yeah I could just do that def admin_bar <>: this bar sucks
can we go to one of the cooler ones? def admin_bar : guys come join yoshinoya, we're holding a secret party def admin_bar : Thanks guys def admin_bar : https://www.heyuri.net/boobs/ def admin_bar : #yoshinoya def admin_bar : I will just hold a /q/ thread for emotes soon then, moving on def admin_bar : 404, boobs not found ;_; def admin_bar <>: this bar is cool it smells like dried cum and piss def yoshinoya : hi def admin_bar <>: i will stay def admin_bar : everyone's moving? def admin_bar : i'll move too then def yoshinoya : hello def admin_bar : I can make /vote/ open sourced but it's a little bad software def admin_bar : www.heyuri.net/kaguyasnudes def admin_bar <>: no one seems to be moving def yoshinoya : we are the egg brothers def yoshinoya : hello def admin_bar : huh? def yoshinoya : yes def admin_bar : all votes are in a single file def yoshinoya : flunking class like a bawse def yoshinoya : Hello def admin_bar : There's 8 people at the yoshinoya. Won't move until official. def admin_bar : so it is bound to slow down in the future def yoshinoya : hello what do you want to drink? may interest you in some loli piss? def admin_bar : Across all of the posts? def yoshinoya : get kag here def yoshinoya <>: is this the place to be? def yoshinoya : kaguya join yoshinoya pl0x... def admin_bar : yes def yoshinoya <Србија>: десу def admin_bar : 8 nerds!!! def yoshinoya : this is cooler def yoshinoya : oh god def admin_bar : the vote script i've been working is more advanced that /vote/, but it's also ancient and will need someone to look over it for obvious exploits n stuff def admin_bar : I think anonwaha was working on a vote cgi however def yoshinoya : WHAT HAPPENED? def yoshinoya : fuck too much people joined def admin_bar <>: shy make more MLG videos like the last one def yoshinoya : sage fucked it def yoshinoya : what do you mean too many joined def admin_bar : lolk def yoshinoya : did we crash the server def yoshinoya : WHERE ARE THEY COME FROM def admin_bar : I could look def yoshinoya : this was supposed to be our secret hiding place def yoshinoya : what the fuck do u mean server crash def yoshinoya : something happened in the admin bar???? def admin_bar : do a barrel roll def yoshinoya : ill get kag def admin_bar <>: ur becoming more like ur father def admin_bar : SHY def admin_bar : WHY DID YOU USE MY PUBES FOR HAIR def admin_bar : I remember emailing kuz about the test sql injections I was running on Heyuri without consent and he was not happy with me (this was like a year ago) def yoshinoya : not the place 2 be gtfo def yoshinoya : sage i hope little alice cuts your dick off def yoshinoya <>: ok sorry def admin_bar : time2die def admin_bar : So what do you think about it, getting rid of /vote/ once anonwaha is ready to host it? def admin_bar : dance monkey dance def admin_bar : test def yoshinoya : little alice is my daughter she would never do that def yoshinoya : lmao i just started reading incal def admin_bar <>: sure def admin_bar : hm def admin_bar : Awesome idea def admin_bar : The polls we'd lose aren't worth all that much so taking it down to make room for a better one is a good idea yeah def yoshinoya : Solid Art def admin_bar : poptan, I don't suggest trying to test-pen without consent to any site ^^; def admin_bar : /vote/ is nice to have as a funny but if we can only have 5 subdomains then it's fine def admin_bar : TIME TO GET DRUNK def yoshinoya : solid art def admin_bar : Yeah it was a bad idea kaguya I was just tired of intentionally vulnerable websites and was off the meds def yoshinoya : liquid art def yoshinoya : liquid solid def yoshinoya : Gaseous art. def admin_bar : meow def yoshinoya : we lost a brother def admin_bar : the way my server gets integrated to heyuri should be discussed, if for no reason other than the fact i has no idea what i'm doing (^^; def kaidan : hello def admin_bar : no furries allowed def admin_bar <>: the doctor is in and he has the meds def admin_bar : I probably wouldn't even be able to archive it as everything is loading via PHP, but maybe it's possible to only break making new votes once I open source def yoshinoya : Not our bruthah. def yoshinoya : sorry brothers im going bak.... def yoshinoya : !* def yoshinoya : we are now the egg twins def admin_bar : . def yoshinoya : we were the egg triplets def yoshinoya : yes def admin_bar : uoqhhhhhhhhhhh im back def admin_bar <>: goblinmane why are u so quiet? def admin_bar : qhhhhhhhhhhhhhh def admin_bar <>: hi back im dad def admin_bar : u black? def admin_bar : anonwaha, the easiest thing is me pointing a subdomain if I somehow solve CF issue def admin_bar : I think.. def yoshinoya : what are they talking about in the admin bar? def admin_bar : easiest way* def admin_bar : pro tip: use log files instead of mysql to prevent sql injections ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! def admin_bar : i would like 1 glass of milk please def yoshinoya : They are talking in retard language. def admin_bar : silence is wisdom def yoshinoya : figured def admin_bar <>: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA def yoshinoya : I lose FAT def admin_bar <>: understood, great wise one def yoshinoya : I am low fat. def admin_bar : pro tip: use log files viewable by the public instead of mysql to prevent sql injections ｷﾀ━━━(-∀-)━━━!! def yoshinoya : awesome def yoshinoya : I'm sorry def admin_bar : *hands you glass of milk* def yoshinoya : Low on fat. def admin_bar : Also, what do you think of changing Heyuri's board time to UTC or JST? def yoshinoya : Going to die because so low on fat. def admin_bar : thinking of children def yoshinoya : he did a diet def admin_bar : yes def admin_bar : thats an original goblinmane quote def admin_bar : whats the current timezone def yoshinoya : Apple is kill, goodbye. def admin_bar <>: UTC is better because it universal def admin_bar : change it to the toontown time def admin_bar : alright guys i'm gonna be away for a while, be back in some time def admin_bar : kuz's I think def yoshinoya : no def yoshinoya : Sorry, I lied. def admin_bar <>: i think utc is a better timezone to use, also make it across every board so its not confusing def admin_bar : i agree with Anon def yoshinoya : i am egg def admin_bar : UTC makes sense, but JST is fun def admin_bar : UTC def yoshinoya : apple aids def yoshinoya : I'm not going to die so soon. def yoshinoya : I think def admin_bar <>: use UTC def admin_bar : JST is cooler def admin_bar : /o/ is JST I think def admin_bar <>: lol give to every board a different timezone def yoshinoya : do stugs stug? def yoshinoya : he the doctor tell you you got apple aids? def yoshinoya : diabetes doesn't exist anyway def admin_bar : it's evening in utc td def yoshinoya : Stug stuggy stu sdtag def admin_bar : . def admin_bar : I agree, UTC def admin_bar : we have 3 different timezones on Heyuri now def admin_bar : JST is cooler yeah def admin_bar : Woah wtf def admin_bar <>: use only one def admin_bar : use my timezone because i said so def yoshinoya : i don't know def admin_bar : Use Whiskey Time Zone because whiskey is funny def yoshinoya : I have apple genital warts from touching the wrong public lavatory. def yoshinoya : do you know a fat person? def admin_bar : use penguin standard time def yoshinoya : i do def yoshinoya : sage def yoshinoya : i did def yoshinoya : I live in the United States of America. def admin_bar : JSR (jet set radio) is the best timezone def admin_bar : ask UN to recognize heyuri standard time def yoshinoya : you motherfucker def admin_bar : Whiskey Time Zone is a real time zone def admin_bar <>: HST def admin_bar : yo mama so big she her own timezone ! def yoshinoya : no that's you def admin_bar : wtf it's real def admin_bar : UTC's better for clarity def admin_bar : lol def yoshinoya : you're the fat one def yoshinoya : i'm not fat i'm only have big bones def yoshinoya : He has sexual intercourse with his mother. def admin_bar : utc cringe jst based def admin_bar : 32 bit signed unix time though def admin_bar : rule 8 def yoshinoya : is that true, gurauba? def admin_bar : rule 8 def admin_bar : I think UTC makes more sense, so I will do JST instead def admin_bar : Heyuri conquers the world, all 3 timezones def admin_bar : FUCK YOU def admin_bar : FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU def admin_bar : HEY def yoshinoya : no it is not def yoshinoya : this avatar reminds me of mato from black rock shooter def admin_bar : UTC or JST fine with me def admin_bar : NO SWEARING def admin_bar : ni swaring son.... def admin_bar : Hell ya JST! def admin_bar : Great idea def admin_bar : TAKE IT OUT BACK def yoshinoya : Yeah. def admin_bar : I will drop kick you look !! def admin_bar : lol @ that fatass sitting across from me def admin_bar <>: goddamnit bobby what did i tell you about swearing in this house def admin_bar : STOP FUCKING SWEARING BITCH def admin_bar <>: i tell you h'what def admin_bar : suck my peepee def yoshinoya : Anonmoyse def admin_bar : shit def admin_bar <>: boy, you ain't right def yoshinoya : didn't you fuck your sister or something? def admin_bar : now he's sitting on you!!! def yoshinoya : No. def yoshinoya <>: what r u guyz doing here def yoshinoya : welcome to yoshinoya you mother fuckers how do you want your bowl of piss to be served? def admin_bar : this guy is squishing me def yoshinoya : we're having a party def yoshinoya : can i get shit instead def admin_bar <>: this is your eternal punishment def yoshinoya : We are being not autistic and proving it by being here. def yoshinoya : i want it fresh and hot def admin_bar : I think this is all for technical talk, I will share something I thought of and leave the rest to you (where we would discuss anime cytubes/games too) def admin_bar <>: god has decreed it def admin_bar : Who wants drinsk def admin_bar : i am so hyper i can't sit still def admin_bar <>: okay! def admin_bar : Coldbrew def yoshinoya <>: i think therez a bigger party like somewhere else def admin_bar : CanadaDry pls def admin_bar : that's short for technical talk def admin_bar <>: i wanna beeeer def yoshinoya : no there isn't def yoshinoya : Full of autists. def admin_bar <>: gimme beeeeeeeer def admin_bar : $5.00 only def yoshinoya : this is biggest party def admin_bar : Guize, what do you think of annual... Heyuri bunkasai? def admin_bar <>: fuck u ill give you a lapdance for it def yoshinoya <>: arent you autists too? def yoshinoya : This is as large as a gathering can get. def yoshinoya : is this a real place in japan? def yoshinoya : I am not an austics def admin_bar : I LOVE DRINKING def admin_bar : what was in this milk def admin_bar : i support it! def yoshinoya : did you know that fresh piss is not harmful def admin_bar : kaguya that sounds cool def yoshinoya : too much people can ruin a party def admin_bar : That sounds fun def admin_bar : what is a bunkasai> def admin_bar <>: bunkasai? def admin_bar : We could post old OC/share new OCs for a day, and I would archive new OCs of that day in a special page def yoshinoya : You are correct. def yoshinoya : i'm not autist def admin_bar : WONDERFUL, LETS DO IT def admin_bar : oooh def yoshinoya : i was def admin_bar : 文化祭！ def admin_bar : that sounds nice. def admin_bar : what the hell is a bunkasai def yoshinoya : but then I was cured def admin_bar : i would participate. def yoshinoya <>: lol k sure whatever def yoshinoya : Until you joined this party? def yoshinoya : i am artist def yoshinoya : with the power of jesus christ def admin_bar : cultural festival def admin_bar <>: oh that sounds cool def admin_bar : What the hell that sounds super fun def admin_bar <>: yeah let's do it def admin_bar : I'd do that def admin_bar : WHEN IS OUR FIRST ONE? def admin_bar : don't you watch anime? We can't make haunted house or meido kissa def yoshinoya : I am not an artist. def yoshinoya : i love jesus christ def admin_bar : ohhhh def admin_bar : So sharing old OC, inviting new users that day etc def yoshinoya : he's my nigga def yoshinoya : press enter def admin_bar : and of course, new OCs def admin_bar : heyuri strip club def yoshinoya : thanks def admin_bar <>: What is the purposed date for the bunkasai? def admin_bar : who's the stripper def yoshinoya <>: christ's cool n all but idk satan is cooler def yoshinoya : He's a holy ass nigga, the nigga to end all niggas. def admin_bar : sometime in october/november liek HSes in japan def yoshinoya : blasphemy def yoshinoya : no satan is hot def admin_bar : アガッ！アガッ！アガッ！アガッ！アガッ！アガッ！アガッ！アガッ def yoshinoya : literally def admin_bar : "inviting new users" def admin_bar : aw i have to wait 7 months? def admin_bar : new users form where ? def admin_bar : It makes it more exciting! def admin_bar : narnia def admin_bar : from def yoshinoya : satans into some weird stuff def yoshinoya : i uh def yoshinoya <>: lucifer is canonically the sexiest angel def admin_bar <>: when is the next heyuri album? def yoshinoya : I didn't say that he was the other kind of nigga. def admin_bar : Considering advertising on other boards actually turned into Heyuri's favor doing a similar thing for that event might turn out well def admin_bar <>: its uh def admin_bar : when you make the thread def admin_bar : once a year we should ritual sacrifice a user def admin_bar : i can organize a second album def yoshinoya : science said jesus is actually black def admin_bar <>: goblinmane has the right idea def yoshinoya : satan likes to rape little boys def yoshinoya : I am kill. def admin_bar : Do it now then def admin_bar : we had a proposed "heyuri day" a while ago, i think it was may 25th or something (don't quote me on that) def yoshinoya : therefore is gay def admin_bar : all in favor of sacerficing goblinmane for the first ritual sacerfice def yoshinoya : gay is no good def yoshinoya : https://cdn.donmai.us/original/04/1c/041c9307fd64c6d2b917d92f27602998.jpg def admin_bar : say ah def admin_bar : i will make a thread for it later def yoshinoya : she's sexy def admin_bar <>: ok fine i will
now its done i have appeased the gods def admin_bar : Don't sacrifice me i'm counting on you guys Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) def yoshinoya <>: raping little bois is fun def admin_bar : fuck def yoshinoya : datamining link ^^^ def yoshinoya : gay def admin_bar <>: EVERYONE GET JR def admin_bar <>: KILL HIM!!!! def admin_bar : GET HIM def admin_bar : FUCKKKKKKKKK def yoshinoya : >.jpg def admin_bar <>: GET THIS MOTHERFUCKING JR def yoshinoya : Lucifer's sexiness was desecrated by his actions & sin. def admin_bar : kick def admin_bar : punch punch def yoshinoya : someone click it and tell me def yoshinoya <>: like if i were a little boy id let her rape me def admin_bar <>: stab def yoshinoya : it's from uminegro def admin_bar : goddMMIT!! def yoshinoya : is that lucifer from uminigga? def admin_bar : bar fight def admin_bar <>: the gods will be so proud of us def admin_bar : When heyuri was advertised on 4chan in december, it augmented the amount of retard drama on the site. def yoshinoya : seasat yes def admin_bar <>: free heyuri hosting for all of us now def yoshinoya : seacat def yoshinoya : gay ass nigga def yoshinoya <>: fuck u def admin_bar : that is why natural growth > advertisements def admin_bar : facts! def admin_bar : you could consider the oc event thing to be natural if it attracts people def yoshinoya : been getting into milf futa recently def admin_bar : I'm not entirely for advertising for the site all the time either but just for that event def admin_bar <>: i used to be one of those guys who started the moral panic thing of new users but now i think they're not so bad def yoshinoya <>: respectable def admin_bar : word of mouth is best contender imo def yoshinoya : i am sorry for you def yoshinoya : Are you guys a fan of ryona? def admin_bar : Ideal boards to get new Users? Ik /g/ and /vr/ tend to be more neutral. def admin_bar : most of the drama was coming from oldbies... (<- an oldbie) def admin_bar : Make it a fun thing def admin_bar : This makes it for all my topics ヽ(´ー｀)ノ I am leaving the stage now def admin_bar : word of mouth worked out for club penguin. why wouldn't it for heyuri? def yoshinoya : i don't know who that is def yoshinoya : light ryone yes def yoshinoya <>: i dont like ryona honestly def yoshinoya : i played some ryona games def yoshinoya : futa is ridiculous def admin_bar : Wait that was it def yoshinoya : i only know futa 2hus girls def admin_bar <>: i feel kinda bad now because of that def admin_bar : Oh wow def admin_bar : it worked for many popular platform
so why wouldnt it def admin_bar : Gasp def yoshinoya : futa is great def admin_bar : What about Heyuri Gaming def admin_bar : kaguya no def admin_bar : someone get on stage def yoshinoya : But gay. def admin_bar : what the fuck def admin_bar : Actually there should be a thread for that def admin_bar : SOMEONE GET ON STAGE def yoshinoya : dicks are objectively better looking that pussies def admin_bar : Anyways I am about to start the Iruyeh townhall def admin_bar : Join us! def admin_bar : U can get on stage to discuss still, actually it wasn't on my list but I remember something now def yoshinoya : liking futa is proof you're autogynephiliac def admin_bar : how do we KILL heyuri? def yoshinoya : Most of the time. def yoshinoya : i like big vaginas def admin_bar <>: hello everyone def admin_bar : what actions should we take to MURDER it? def admin_bar <>: everyone get on stage at once def admin_bar : systemctl stop nginx works well def yoshinoya <>: i liek some dicks but pussies are better looking def admin_bar : I am not really able to uploadanime episodes for cytube def admin_bar <>: i am the CEO of heyuri (kaguya is acstuslaly my assistant secretary) def admin_bar : Because of my internet speeds (rz def admin_bar <>: and my first decree is def admin_bar : Fuck i'll exterminate everyone on stage def yoshinoya : i am not agp, i want to be fucked not fuck. def admin_bar <>: free blowjobs for everyone def yoshinoya : Dr. Shekelstein be a busy ass nigga yo bitch ass go' have to wait def admin_bar <>: what say you all def admin_bar : Haha pepper spray biatches def admin_bar : Oh yeah Cy.tube def admin_bar : do you guys like obame def admin_bar : lets line up against the wall and take a selfie def admin_bar <>: shut up jr im giving a talk no blowjobs for u def admin_bar : give me milk def yoshinoya : i think vaginas are gross def admin_bar : is any1 willing to download/upload 12 episodes during the events? We will probably hold one soon def admin_bar : How do we destroy IRUYEH ??? def admin_bar <>: i need to pee def admin_bar : 12 episodes of what def yoshinoya : why def admin_bar <>: no blowjobs for morgan either they like obame >:( def admin_bar : i have good speeds, just need somewhere to upload it to (somewhere on heyuri's servers?) def yoshinoya : all 3d is gross def yoshinoya : they look like bloody flesh wounds def yoshinoya : If they're attached to women over the age of 10, yes. def admin_bar : turn heyuri into porn hub!
def yoshinoya : honestly makes me sick def yoshinoya : makes me want to puke def admin_bar <>: heyuri: the place to fap def admin_bar : anonwaha, catbox would work fine. I will talk 2 u later then def admin_bar : 34chan def admin_bar : you guys want to check up on yoshinoya def yoshinoya : what about kiddy pussy? def yoshinoya : That's what I'm saying. def admin_bar : Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. def yoshinoya : purplesage99 why are you gay def admin_bar : Heyuri is allready the place to fap. For me at least... def yoshinoya : i don't know about that wink wink wink def admin_bar : It's not clever to have tens of people to stream from Heyuri's servers def yoshinoya : i think that 5 year old pussy look great def yoshinoya : i'm not gay def yoshinoya : who said that def admin_bar : Loli that's true def admin_bar <>: well make it the place to fap MORE def yoshinoya : 5 year old is too old def admin_bar <>: and harder def yoshinoya : god did def admin_bar : I miss >>1-san def admin_bar <>: faster def admin_bar : Fapyuri def admin_bar <>: stronger def admin_bar <>: better than before def admin_bar : nobody said we were clever... def yoshinoya : why does every discussion devolves into child fucking def yoshinoya : its fun def yoshinoya : cause it's soo cool def yoshinoya : morgan nooo def admin_bar : azumanga but theyre big booty negresses def yoshinoya : This is Heyuri.net, take yo sensitive ass back to 4chan.org. def admin_bar : Reconnecting... def yoshinoya : why am i suddenly fat def yoshinoya : you are american now def yoshinoya : magic def yoshinoya : You ate hambreger def admin_bar : goblinmane did you make that thread on the first page def yoshinoya : amerigic def yoshinoya : USA def yoshinoya : USA def yoshinoya : it is irreversible def admin_bar : Hood azumanga
Good choice goblin,,, def yoshinoya : usa us def admin_bar : talk about gaeming days def yoshinoya <>: sorry for u def yoshinoya : usa usa usa def yoshinoya : unless you log out/in def admin_bar <>: Hello, sir. You have successfully reconnected to Heyuri.gov. What is your inquiry this evening? def admin_bar : no, i didnt make it but im a fan of it def admin_bar : https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day def yoshinoya : alright. as an american i have to quiz you all for to become real americans def admin_bar : dancing def admin_bar : ah def yoshinoya : 1) how many burgers are inside one cheeseburger? def yoshinoya : yes def admin_bar : Goverment loli depository def yoshinoya : Gun def yoshinoya <>: 1 def yoshinoya : 20! def admin_bar : I like nigra men more but anyways def admin_bar : Harder, better, faster, stronger, More than ever my faps are never over def yoshinoya : Firearms. def yoshinoya : 20 factorials? def admin_bar : Yeah gaming day def yoshinoya : correct gurauba! one free loli for you def yoshinoya <>: bullshit def yoshinoya : 2) how many guns are in the united states? def yoshinoya : awesome def admin_bar : Suggesting for gaming day def yoshinoya : at least 2 def yoshinoya : Firearms. def yoshinoya : all of them def yoshinoya <>: INFINITE!!! def yoshinoya : correct apple def admin_bar : Jerrys mod! def admin_bar : https://fonline-reloaded.net/ def admin_bar : just leaving the link now, but people mentioned some games they wanted to play -- you should use https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Game_Nominations def admin_bar : Hey where did fatass come from ヽ(`Д´)ノ def admin_bar : when is ebony bbw day def admin_bar : Ideally we should set a time that most people can be able to join on def yoshinoya : Can I have a loli gf now? def yoshinoya : 3) 7up or sprite? def admin_bar <>: I wish the wiki was more fleshed out def yoshinoya : 3) "Humor" or "Humour"? def admin_bar : Is it required for gaming day to host our own servers? def yoshinoya : 7up def yoshinoya <>: Humour. def admin_bar : inb4 table raep def admin_bar : In that picture: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day#/media/File:Gaming_Day.png Heyuri tan has no right arm def yoshinoya : Humor. def admin_bar : too bad mediawiki is hard to use def yoshinoya : humor def yoshinoya : actually... def yoshinoya : Correct apple! You are given an orange. def yoshinoya : FIREARMS! def yoshinoya : sprite def yoshinoya : 4) Dr. Pepper or Pepsi? def yoshinoya : goth loli gf take it or leave it def yoshinoya : I never drank 7uop def yoshinoya : piss def yoshinoya : pepsi def yoshinoya : Dr. Peper def yoshinoya <>: Dr. Pepper def admin_bar <>: maybe i was right not to make an account then def admin_bar : mw generally works better on apache from my experience def yoshinoya : nor dr pepper def admin_bar : Fatass keeps on following me now Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) def admin_bar : she has a right arm, it's just not on the keyboard def yoshinoya : Dr. Pepper is better. def admin_bar : Oh lawd.... def admin_bar : it's a lot more simple than i thought it would be def yoshinoya : 5) What is the current minimum wage? def yoshinoya : more like dr peepee def yoshinoya <>: free def yoshinoya : the only soft drinks I've ever taken are pepsi coke and guaraná antartica def admin_bar : She is playing an ero game... def yoshinoya : Firearms. def admin_bar : (i nevar edited a wiki before heyuri's) def admin_bar <>: (i have also never edited a wiki before) def yoshinoya : It is free!
def yoshinoya : 6) Black? def yoshinoya <>: NO def admin_bar <>: (including heyuri wiki) def yoshinoya : No def yoshinoya : 15.20 where i live def yoshinoya : no def yoshinoya : Correct! def yoshinoya : Final Question: def yoshinoya : :D def admin_bar : When's the last time the Heyuri wiki was updated def admin_bar : Wait, kaguya, WHAT..... def admin_bar : if you can understand the concept of markup, it's easy def admin_bar : With a new page or something def admin_bar : fap fap fap fap fap fap def admin_bar <>: teach me the way, sensei def admin_bar : January 18 2023 was the last edit def admin_bar : Ah that's not bad def yoshinoya : With f(x) = x^2 + 5x - 6, what are the two possible answers of X? def admin_bar : 10 days too much for MW.... def admin_bar : I need to make a wiki account! def yoshinoya : Firearms & cheeseburgers def admin_bar : Most of wiki pages were created in first few days def admin_bar : well, it's technically easy, but knowing what to write about or having the time/energy to do it... def yoshinoya : school did not teach me that def admin_bar <>: yeah def yoshinoya : i know nothing def yoshinoya <>: 1 and -6 def admin_bar : You can make joke pages too def admin_bar : Is there a wiki page for ##Mod ? def admin_bar : https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Japan def yoshinoya : Wrong! X is not x, which means X does not exist! def yoshinoya <>: ah def admin_bar <>: wait i got an idea (plz donut steel) a page about piss!!! def admin_bar : I mean ##Anonymous def yoshinoya : You are getting deported. def yoshinoya : nigga what def yoshinoya <>: whoops def admin_bar : https://wiki.heyuri.net/images/9/93/Masuku_bura.jpg?download def admin_bar : https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Anonwaha def yoshinoya : BONUS QUESTION def yoshinoya : damn. def yoshinoya : I am a real American Brotha def yoshinoya : Heyrui or Iuryeh? def yoshinoya : Heyuri def yoshinoya : world2ch def yoshinoya : heyrudi def admin_bar : waha~! def yoshinoya : the fatass wins def yoshinoya <>: The authorities do not allow me to answer this question. def yoshinoya : smells like black people in here def yoshinoya : we noit black def yoshinoya : Goblins are not allowed in the establishment. def yoshinoya : i do not know of any iruyeh please do not press me further def yoshinoya : anon is a goblin def admin_bar : Anonwaha I haven't seen a classic longpost from you recently def yoshinoya : ] def yoshinoya : No, he's obese. def admin_bar : There are actually 2 mods now but I don't know if the other one is still as interested in heyuri def yoshinoya : NIgga I'm a real white ass niggga take yo black ass back to admin bar bitch ass nigga def yoshinoya : >Wrong! X is not x, which means X does not exist! def admin_bar : Longest longpost ever.... def yoshinoya : I don't get this def yoshinoya : algebra def yoshinoya <>: Man I'm hungry def yoshinoya : math is case sensitive def admin_bar : i've been working on the server and other misc activities ^^; def yoshinoya : oh def yoshinoya : What do you want to eat?
def yoshinoya : your liver def yoshinoya : brugr def yoshinoya : :d def yoshinoya : :D def yoshinoya <>: idk an hamburger pls def admin_bar : Has the other mod done stuff much def yoshinoya : i want to eat loli hambarga def yoshinoya : what is your fav vn? def yoshinoya : >white ass niggga
So you're albino def yoshinoya : I've never played a VN. def admin_bar : I just assumed all bans or post removals are done by you and waha def yoshinoya : Yes def yoshinoya : alagoinha chronicles def yoshinoya : do americans play vn def yoshinoya : i really like FULL ADHD - Täyttä elämää def admin_bar : He wrote the SH page, made some longposts.. but that was few months ago def yoshinoya : Americans can't read, silly!
def admin_bar : https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Piss def yoshinoya : oh no def yoshinoya <>: i have never played an vn def admin_bar : oh damn def admin_bar <>: is waha THE mod? def yoshinoya : Neither have I. def admin_bar : You can say so def yoshinoya : i only know how to watch football def yoshinoya : I have the attention span like the fish from Finding Dory. def yoshinoya <>: except doki doki literature club and the first 3 phoenix wright games def admin_bar : Nowadays all of the mod work is done by us two def yoshinoya : i really like subahimi def admin_bar : i'm the one who has posted as mod a lot recently and does a lot of the funb&s def yoshinoya : that's how you know i'm a real intelectual def yoshinoya : Don't play VN. Their stories aren't that good Imo def admin_bar <>: thank you for your work, you two def admin_bar <>: *hard def yoshinoya : HELP IM HAVING A SEUZIRE
def yoshinoya : do toehoe girls shower daily? def yoshinoya : Good. def yoshinoya : no def yoshinoya <>: lol hes having a seizure def yoshinoya : they're smelly def admin_bar : I made the wiki page about piss def yoshinoya : Considering the setting, likely not. def yoshinoya : reimu armpits smell like cheese def admin_bar : needs moar pics def yoshinoya : whats the best kind of cheese def admin_bar : wait a minute def yoshinoya : Cheese def yoshinoya : cum cheese def yoshinoya : what is the best disney game def admin_bar : dickxxxxxxx def admin_bar <>: oh cool piss page def yoshinoya : why does she not use de-odor-ant? def admin_bar : https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Piss def admin_bar <>: i'll edit it to include a very special thing def yoshinoya : five nights are freddys def yoshinoya <>: probably the spider man one for ps def yoshinoya : what is the best? def yoshinoya <>: for ps4 def admin_bar : yoshi def yoshinoya : reimu armpits smell scares off youkais def jinja : Father, forgive me for my sins. def yoshinoya : Is that why youkai? def yoshinoya : In/Spectre def yoshinoya : who is the best character of evangelion def yoshinoya : (there is a right answer) def yoshinoya : Robot def yoshinoya : obama def yoshinoya : that penguin def yoshinoya : no asuka is best def yoshinoya : because he's a penguin def yoshinoya : Stfu faggot def radio_room1 <>: how it goes brother def yoshinoya : Asuka and Shinji I can't choose def yoshinoya : do you know wo is the best character in batman def yoshinoya <>: i'll be right back in a minute or two def yoshinoya : asuka? more like ass sucka def yoshinoya : penguin def yoshinoya : that sexy cat def yoshinoya : no penguin def yoshinoya : i gotta pee def yoshinoya : gotta poo def admin_bar : the other 8 people are still in the yoshinoya def yoshinoya : Pee on your desktop def yoshinoya : what is the best video game of all time? def yoshinoya : my video game def yoshinoya : elden ring def yoshinoya : pissing in your chair is the best thing ever def yoshinoya : Programming is the best vidya def radio_room1 <>: fuck u def admin_bar : should we bring them back here? def admin_bar <>: who wants to join them def admin_bar : what are you talking about def admin_bar : i just got back from doing trivia def yoshinoya : Robot def yoshinoya : what is the best super mario game of all time def jinja <>: you are forgiven child... def admin_bar <>: some 8 people are planning a HUUUUGE iruyeh ddos attack in yoshinoya def yoshinoya : is using excel considered as programming def admin_bar : What do you think about holding these events during saturday evenings for UTC? I think it's the single best time internationallt def yoshinoya : i don't know def yoshinoya : That Vietnam war one. def admin_bar <>: its true (not fake at all) def yoshinoya : super mario gay sex def admin_bar : good thing i got out of there def yoshinoya : Super Mario 3 and Super Mario World def yoshinoya : and thats an answer 2 both questions def admin_bar : suckerws def admin_bar : Well it'll be in the log def yoshinoya : super niggario def admin_bar <>: yeah good thinking def admin_bar : every saturday? def yoshinoya : (0_0) def yoshinoya <>: galaxy or world def admin_bar <>: i woke up late because i forgot this townhall would be held in the morning def yoshinoya : niggario def yoshinoya : That one planet. def admin_bar : No, but doing it only on saturdays def yoshinoya : Go Niggario Niggario def yoshinoya : niggario is teh biggest nigga def admin_bar <>: so i agree, evenings def yoshinoya : Actually, I change my mine. def admin_bar : Ah, I see
def yoshinoya : can't you shut up about black people def yoshinoya : I prefer the the star powerup. def yoshinoya : no def admin_bar : I only woke up this early because someone was magdumping a gun outside my house! def admin_bar : Yeah that's the best time, all non-NEETs are off work then def yoshinoya : sage is a nigga himself def admin_bar : yes def admin_bar : I added a picture to the piss wiki page def admin_bar : Shy do you live in Chicago def yoshinoya : is it true sage def admin_bar : When? again def yoshinoya : I suspected that. def yoshinoya : it is not def admin_bar <>: what kinda gun was it? def admin_bar : Go visit it !! def admin_bar : no, just the middle of the woods haha def yoshinoya : post dick for proof def yoshinoya : it is! he's black as the night sky def yoshinoya <>: I have to log out def yoshinoya : i don't have a dick because...because... I am a girl!!!! ^////^ def yoshinoya <>: It was fun def yoshinoya : bye nigga def yoshinoya <>: See you guys def yoshinoya : bye def yoshinoya : Goodbye, anonymous-kun, the only one brave enough to not namefag,. def yoshinoya : bi def admin_bar : Townhalls used to be monthly, didn't they? def jinja : . def admin_bar : It didn't last very long def yoshinoya : whatever faggot def yoshinoya : but isn't this also make him a namefag def yoshinoya : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO def admin_bar : yes poptan, but I don't really have anything to discuss usually def yoshinoya : because he's the only anonymous named user def yoshinoya : xyzttt this is true def admin_bar : Yeah exactly def yoshinoya : he'll be misssed def admin_bar : That's why I asked if it was weekly because def yoshinoya : an interesting perspective def yoshinoya : tunnel def yoshinoya : (he didn't leave) def admin_bar : Not enough happens *anywhere* to do something like this weekly def yoshinoya : oh def yoshinoya : he did def yoshinoya : Bye anon def yoshinoya : he followed through with his promise eventually. def admin_bar : Heyuri is very consistent def yoshinoya : i already miss him def admin_bar <>: is there going to be a set date for townhalls (example: every three months) or is just whenever a discussion seems ripe to be held def yoshinoya : who? def admin_bar : The events include gaeming days/cytube streams too.. but even then, it wouldn't be as often as an event each week def yoshinoya : he was cool nigga def admin_bar : they were monthly 3 times, then bimonthly twice, then it's been annual... def yoshinoya : idk def yoshinoya : I dislike it when someone whom you've grew accustomed to being around leaves. def admin_bar : i'd argue it's best to judge when its best to have townhall if conversations turn heated def yoshinoya : What def yoshinoya : i miss my loli def yoshinoya : hwat def yoshinoya : i miss my dad def yoshinoya : fatherless def admin_bar : on /q/ and /b/ def admin_bar : i'm back def yoshinoya : Sorry. def admin_bar <>: that would seem the most tactful, yes def yoshinoya : . def admin_bar : Not as many people would have joined/be excited over the events if they were so often def admin_bar : What morgan said yeah def admin_bar <>: overall, this townhall didn't seem pretty bad in that way though def admin_bar : very true, but 1 per year is a little too long... def admin_bar : also true def admin_bar <>: although i was late to it def yoshinoya : i hope you can always play this game def yoshinoya : AAAAAAAAAAAAA- def yoshinoya : cool nigga game def admin_bar : i had fun doing banter but it's great to communicate with the userbase def admin_bar : just a bit o' banter mates def admin_bar : i've been in communities where it's next to none over fears of being fucked up only for it to backfire def yoshinoya : sage is dying def admin_bar : a good balance is good def admin_bar : it's not necessarily fixed to 1 per year anonwaha def yoshinoya : That makes sense. def yoshinoya : aids got him def yoshinoya : From being around me. def yoshinoya : He has apple aids. def admin_bar : i know, but the previous one was april 2022, then before that december 2021... def yoshinoya : you gave him your apple penis aids!! def yoshinoya : He really did die. def yoshinoya : detah def yoshinoya : aw man def admin_bar : Yes, but don't expect me to have many topics to discuss if we do it more often.. Even this time, all my topics ended in 40 minutes ^^; def yoshinoya : anonymous why are you turn around yourself def admin_bar : channel def admin_bar : i'd just like to say thanks for moderating heyuri. it's an odd website which is what makes it well def yoshinoya <>: cause its fun def yoshinoya <>: :) def admin_bar <>: banter is very fun, but i am glad i was able to settle some questions on my mind too about the site
thanks again to kaguya and waha for holding this townhall def admin_bar : has its issues but all websites do def admin_bar : actually it did make it to an hour def yoshinoya : Apple-bro just left def yoshinoya : i think i'll go comit seppuku now def yoshinoya : nooo def yoshinoya : goodbye def yoshinoya : bye def yoshinoya : :( def admin_bar : hope i see more cool OC and whatnot from the website. makes me remember that good times happen all over the world, even if it seems like otherwise def yoshinoya : sad face def yoshinoya : farewell. def admin_bar : no i ghink it made it to 30 mins def admin_bar <>: and i keep forgetting that pressing shift+enter doesnt separate my sentences into a paragraph... def admin_bar : Whit AI and ChatGPT, I wonder how chans will be affected def yoshinoya : *stab myself with sword* def admin_bar : towhall was nice guys def yoshinoya : aaaaaaaaaugh AAAUHGUGUASGU def admin_bar : what it's over already? def yoshinoya : hehehe def admin_bar : chatgpt is offline so it doesn't affect Heyuri def yoshinoya : *Screams in jap* def admin_bar : yeah? def yoshinoya : someone gotta behade that nigga please def admin_bar : like 10 minutes ago def yoshinoya : behead def admin_bar : heyuri has improved thx to chatgpt-san, our resident developer def yoshinoya : hade def admin_bar : It's not over until everyone falls asleep! def admin_bar : I swear a lot of the threads I'm seeing on other BBSes are so obviously made by A.I. def admin_bar : gas is starting to fill the room, which will make people fall asleep def admin_bar <>: i have a couple ideas for banners i need to figure out... def yoshinoya : mwahaha def yoshinoya : what's so funny def admin_bar : i want to make a banner out of one of the pics i got from town hall def admin_bar <>: but i'm too lazy... def admin_bar <>: im sick so i will fall asleep before everyone else, this is not fair def yoshinoya : its not funny laughter def admin_bar : poptan really? def yoshinoya : its evil laughtee def admin_bar : We should take a commemorative photo def yoshinoya : laughtwr def yoshinoya <>: what are you plotting def yoshinoya : why so evil def admin_bar : this def admin_bar : have you guys seen the screencap of some bot going apeshit on the quests board, confusing it with /a/ def admin_bar : ok guys lets go on the right wall for a pic def admin_bar : LOL no i havent def admin_bar : Most posts on like every site for the last decade have been ai/bots anyway def yoshinoya : do any of you know moon runes def admin_bar : make sure ur nick is visible def admin_bar : COME def admin_bar <>: ok for posterity let it be known that i am Anonymous #4 (this will settle much confusion probably) def admin_bar : make shure to include all of us def yoshinoya : I can recognize them and pronounce them. def admin_bar : Kaguya should be in front def admin_bar : Like a conductor def admin_bar : make sure to press enter to erase your bubble when the pic is taken def admin_bar : yes def admin_bar : Waha too def admin_bar : Angeleno should be honored too def admin_bar : no just kaguya def admin_bar : ymove your bubble dammit def admin_bar : should we tell the yoshinoya folks? def admin_bar : hide your fucking speech bubble def yoshinoya : why tffff am i fat def yoshinoya : I became morbidly obese. def admin_bar : It's cooler like that def yoshinoya : wtf happened omg def admin_bar : WAHA def admin_bar : press enter anon 4 def yoshinoya : fuckkkkk someone cursed me def admin_bar : jr press enter def yoshinoya : on the right side of the board it says Red rope heel feces def admin_bar : Did someone take it def admin_bar : taken! def admin_bar <>: yes def admin_bar : ill post on thread def admin_bar : i did def admin_bar : i did it def admin_bar : yes def admin_bar : Sweet def admin_bar : post it in the thread! def admin_bar <>: lets all hold hands def admin_bar : Great job everyone def admin_bar : posted! def admin_bar : you missed the photo :) def admin_bar : whoops def admin_bar : i mean :(
def admin_bar : http://2ch.sh/src/2622.png def admin_bar : noo def admin_bar : Doublepost.... def yoshinoya : on the left side it says ` Sakae Mi
waterfall
reception def admin_bar : https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=36890&q=37020#postform def admin_bar : I created a screenshot of my own. def admin_bar <>: wait i dont wanna hold hands def admin_bar <>: you all got aids def admin_bar <>: and cooties >:( def admin_bar : i dont def admin_bar : i can probably solve doubleposts with renzoku I think def admin_bar : we all have aids def admin_bar : ie time limits def admin_bar : yes def admin_bar : what do you guys think of heyuri as it is def admin_bar : spam prevention thing or smthin def admin_bar <>: its fun def admin_bar : good def admin_bar : Heyuri is comfy def admin_bar : what is your dream idea of heyuri def admin_bar : I love Heyuri def admin_bar : heyuri is fun. never change lol def admin_bar : I enjoy the site. def admin_bar <>: heyuri is def admin_bar : It's my favorite site def admin_bar <>: it just is def admin_bar : it's the place to be! def admin_bar : if only it was a bit more active def admin_bar <>: the place to be, that is def admin_bar : a bustling heyuri is mah dream def admin_bar : heyuri is my dream idea of heyuri def admin_bar <>: i hope to see more new users in the future def admin_bar : true def admin_bar : I'd just want super consistent activity def admin_bar : dick knifes def admin_bar : you ever think about the future dramas that are gonna happen (;´Д`) def admin_bar : gotta prepare... def admin_bar : heyuri war def admin_bar : hw2 def admin_bar <>: meh, it'll happen and then blow over def admin_bar : hw3 def admin_bar <>: more like the five-second war def admin_bar : it's fine to have a heyuri hangover every so often if it bounces back again like it traditionally does def admin_bar : best hangouts are natural hangouts definitely has a lower chance of happening I think def admin_bar : why did every1 leave? def admin_bar : We have no Discord subcommunities or even an (active) irc def admin_bar <>: best hangouts are held in a back alley between ourselves in a secluded town def admin_bar : because they had aids def admin_bar : In the past dramas happened because of administration's mistakes def admin_bar : IRC caused the death of so many little communities def admin_bar : I can at least guarantee that won't be the cause again def admin_bar : yeah discord really helps in causing drama because of how easy it is to talk... def admin_bar : one day heyuri will be no more, and we will miss it a lot def admin_bar : HEY GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME BUYING A STAND FOR HEYURI AT OTAKON def admin_bar : ">>434355
You're a fag"
">>434359
Fuck you."
THE HEYURI WAR def admin_bar <>: there was an oekaki that illustrated that point well, komeo def admin_bar : discord causes discord! def admin_bar : yes, but that sounds expensive def admin_bar : sure do it :D def admin_bar : Not if we raised our children in IT def admin_bar : komeo that reminds me of a post i made on /o/ a while ago... def admin_bar <>: it went something like "heyuri was here for a fleeting moment" def admin_bar : read my 15K word essay!! def admin_bar : Heyuri will exist after my death !!!!! def admin_bar : while the implications of bringing heyuri into the meatworld is kinda scary, I mean that's what got 4chan where it is def admin_bar : There are moar europeans than americans in heyuri def admin_bar : https://img.heyuri.net/o/potiboard.php?res=618 def admin_bar <>: "and im glad i was here to spend it with you" def admin_bar : yeah i wrote that def admin_bar <>: was that you, morgan? def admin_bar : A click can save a life? Nah (｀･ω･´) def admin_bar : I love the idea, anon with tea def admin_bar : it really is true, with any community def admin_bar : What about South-Americains? def admin_bar : Japanese Heyuri? def admin_bar : good post, i rarely check /o/ def admin_bar : yukichan.. def admin_bar : I think that's called 2chan.net def admin_bar : all communities pass, and all good ages fall. but that does not mean those golden ages will never happen again def admin_bar <>: nah it's called nihongochan def admin_bar : a lot of people forget about that when thinking about the past def admin_bar : I saw a few yukichan posts a while ago def admin_bar : Actually I had some ideas about merging it with Heyuri def admin_bar : and it's sad def admin_bar <>: really? that might be fun def admin_bar : Merging what? Sorry I wasn't paying attention def admin_bar : but it would be harder to advertise later def admin_bar <>: i don't see any posts about heyuri on nihongo, but then i also cant read japanese def admin_bar : nihongochan to heyuri as /jp/ - 日本語 def admin_bar : Oh that's actually cool def admin_bar : merging nihongochan? def admin_bar : I'd actually use that often I think def admin_bar : Personally def admin_bar : well, that's how it used to be isn't it? (nigga stole my board!) def admin_bar : yes that sounds like a good idea def admin_bar : Wait guys def admin_bar : let's advertise heyuri on TV and get all the clicks def admin_bar : i think you should merge its unique boards and features - i like them def admin_bar : yes anonwaha def admin_bar : loli3 def admin_bar : Will we get /l/ back sometime?? def admin_bar <>: for only 5.99, you too can use Heyuri,net! def admin_bar : advertise heyuri on FOX NEWS! def admin_bar : /l/ isn't a unique board really def admin_bar <>: call 1-800-BOKU def admin_bar : I really liked it while it was up def admin_bar : That's right x1 def admin_bar : Neither is /b/ def admin_bar : it can just go on /b/ unlike japanese posts def admin_bar : i do like the small amount of boards heyuri has def admin_bar : Guess so actually def admin_bar : FOX News keeps redditors away, but attracts chuds def admin_bar : When Heyuri was a little dead in early 2022, I thought about advertising Heyuri by drawing tags in the shitters of my uni def admin_bar : I'm eternally salty over when /l/ was initially removed, forgive me def admin_bar : Another thing I didn't think of, merging Nihongochan would bring a Japanese /b/ probaby so that sounds cool def admin_bar : i found heyuri because my german weeaboo friend told me about it in a conversation def admin_bar : how did you guys find heyuri def admin_bar <>: through 4taba def admin_bar : i found heyuri from conversing with a dude on bitview def admin_bar : I remember some guy spamming heyuri to almost kill when /l/ was removed def admin_bar : Some 4chan thread. def admin_bar <>: *through browsing 4taba, i didn't stay there long def admin_bar <>: I don't remember somehow but i have introduced a few people to it def admin_bar : Someone advertised Heyuri on nanochan a couple years ago def admin_bar : Someone spamming on /g/ def admin_bar : imageboard list def admin_bar : saw lolico advertising it on zchan after they advertised on heyuri def admin_bar : /t/ thread def admin_bar <>: i was looking through imageboard lists and ended up on 4taba def admin_bar : And I've been hooked ever since :) def admin_bar <>: i think i also found it from an imageboard list def admin_bar <>: then i saw an ad for strawberryheaven def admin_bar : I think it was from 4chan when people were talking about kuz. Then I found he owned heyuri (at the time) def admin_bar : this is kinda embarrassing but from r/4chan, i was looking for some post and stumbled upon a heyuri screencap def admin_bar : from some guy on vidlii's website's links page def admin_bar <>: and the reply below corrected it to heyuri def admin_bar <>: and the rest is history def admin_bar : I pursued kaguya def admin_bar : Interesting places you guys are from def admin_bar : Why r Heyuri screencaps on r/4chan? def admin_bar : lol def admin_bar : Finding Heyuri from r/4chan is.. lol def admin_bar : because heyrui is funny and they still want upvotes def admin_bar <>: drama fuel, i imagine def admin_bar : nobody can tell the difference unless you actually actively browse 4chan def admin_bar : it was from months ago def admin_bar : https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/xpca62/heyuri_is_far_superior_to_4chan/ def admin_bar <>: i looked on 4chan search a few days ago to check how much heyuri is mentioned def admin_bar <>: it def admin_bar : That truly is embarrassing def admin_bar <>: s always about drama against the site admins def admin_bar <>: *it's def admin_bar : i used to frequent this video game forum and it had a sort of humor i loved. it got shut down a few years ago and was sad i couldnt find that sorta thing on the modern internetz... until i found heyuri def admin_bar : that's not the only one - the one that was revealed on heyuri before was a different reddit thread... def admin_bar : may induce aids - https://find.4channel.org/?q=heyuri def admin_bar : yes it was that exact post def admin_bar <>: can be summed up as "heyuri gay because i said so" def admin_bar : First reply I see on 4chan search says "The only one I use there is Heyuri, I never cared about the rest." def admin_bar <>: well that's a change of pace def admin_bar : "Heyuri - Kuz ethonostate"
(-_-) def admin_bar : arguments are apart of life, but drama is for fags def admin_bar : true def admin_bar : Heyuri had 68 mentions, that's more than most alternative imageboards actually def admin_bar : event 8chan? def admin_bar : wait how long has 8chan been dead def admin_bar : 8chan is b& def admin_bar : someone reposted a reply from the heyuri osaka thread on /a/ def admin_bar : https://boards.4channel.org/a/thread/248178033 def admin_bar : which post def admin_bar : probably the guy who left def admin_bar : I loved 8chan when it was around def admin_bar <>: mechazawa-san? def admin_bar <>: that's what i call him def admin_bar : Not sure, I only assume so def admin_bar : 8moe is basically the same though so I use that now def admin_bar : Nowhere near as active though def admin_bar : so why is 4chan nowadays full of people who constantly shit on anime? do they not realise what website they are on? def admin_bar : they do not def admin_bar : literally a website built for anime def admin_bar : Doesn't heyuri have a link to an image board like lainchan? def admin_bar : first fuckin board was an anime board def admin_bar : and you shit on anime THERE.... def admin_bar : this often happens on blue boards def admin_bar : sometimes i wonder if the reason 4chan is shit today is because people mistakenly treat it as the internet's dumpster def admin_bar : 4chan started as a bunker for people b& from SomethingAwful for having an anime avatar def admin_bar : was 4chan meant to be a dumpster? i do not know anymore def admin_bar : i think most people treat it as the internet dumpster def admin_bar : that's the reputation it has in mainstream anyways def admin_bar : it was made to be a dumpster if it wasnt made to be one def admin_bar : *it was turned into def admin_bar : which is really sad to me def admin_bar : i'm pretty sure /b/ was first, jr, it was "Anime/Random" def admin_bar : trying to raid 4chan is like pissing in an ocean of piss def admin_bar : morgan, /b/ was supposed to be a dumpster but thats it def admin_bar : It's reputation in the mainstream is the crazy racist misogynist hacker forum. def admin_bar <>: my personal conspiracy theory (that is only based on circumstantial evidence) is that 4chan's current style of posting is, in fact, an interconnected web of banter under the guise of trolling each other for teh lulz. where nobody actually cares about le jaks and le trannies or whatever the topic is. def admin_bar : 4chan officially died the day they removed sachiko from the front page def admin_bar <>: but that def admin_bar : Apple, that's right (x1) def admin_bar : it was meant to be a futaba clone, but then Shii had the bright idea that everyone being anonymous would improve the quality of the website (lol) def admin_bar : 4chan just seems so insinecere def admin_bar : i know that might be the point but it just seems like the wrong kind def admin_bar : i cant describe it right def admin_bar : but y'know what i mean def admin_bar : I think what sets Heyuri apart from the other imageboards that exist now is there's a lot more of a forum mentality rather than an "imageboard" one, if you know what I mean def admin_bar <>: more likely 4chan is just on a downward spiral because ojisans from the election days thought it was some bunker made for them def admin_bar : have you ever been banned on heyuri before? def admin_bar : nope def admin_bar : yes, accidentally def admin_bar : you banned yourself? LUL def admin_bar : I've never been banned def admin_bar <>: never been banned once >:D def admin_bar <>: only warned once def admin_bar : nevar def admin_bar : never been banned def admin_bar : i have, and i have also b& kaguya for teh LOLs def admin_bar : Election Chuds made 4chan popular, than SJW redditors invaded. I can garantee it's monitered by Homeland Security. It's a political mayhem def admin_bar : ban me! ban me! i need to be struck by the majestic b& hammer def admin_bar : I've received a warning for greentexting (I didn't know that what I typed counted as one) def admin_bar : i think i've been banned before in late 2021
i dont think with any reason at all either, unless it was a bug ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ def admin_bar : 4ch has been ran by the fbi since like 2007 or something def admin_bar : I think the only single staff in Heyuri's administration history was nakura def admin_bar : do you think moot still thinks of 4chan def admin_bar <>: i received a warning for trolling def admin_bar : who wasn't banned* def admin_bar : moot only thinks of cocks def admin_bar : 4chan is constantly monitored by the CIA. def admin_bar : who is moot def admin_bar : is it? def admin_bar : moot thinks of 4chan and regrets everything def admin_bar : some nigga banned me for the violation of rule #8 def admin_bar : I think i have his work email def admin_bar : i mean he started 4chan at 13 def admin_bar : 15* def admin_bar : he was 15 actually def admin_bar : yea def admin_bar : surely 4chan is still deep in his brain or something def admin_bar : it has to be def admin_bar : i would if i was in his shoes def admin_bar : I use to spam moots AIM def admin_bar : He still works at Google, doesn't he def admin_bar : not anymore def admin_bar : no he left def admin_bar : there's a theory that says the cp spambots on all imageboards are 3-letters keeping tabs on moderator sleep patterns def admin_bar : i think 4chan is probably still in his thoughts def admin_bar : like, if he didn't regret it, why did he stop using the nickname "moot" def admin_bar : I wonder where Moot is today. def admin_bar : he at least posts on 4chan if he is alive def admin_bar <>: who knows? there was a recent ad for janitors that i briefly considered signing up for def admin_bar <>: thats an interesting theory def admin_bar : imagine if he's dead def admin_bar : imagine him having a child and that child goes on 4chan def admin_bar : That was be hilarious. def admin_bar : would* def admin_bar : He does have a child I believe def admin_bar : he is never going to have children def admin_bar <>: i dont know what i would do as a janitor, there aren't many boards i care for outside of maybe /jp/ or [s4s] def admin_bar : what would he say to his child if that was the case? lol def admin_bar : make the child make his own website def admin_bar : "LURK MOAR" def admin_bar : lol def admin_bar : What about /g/ anon? Take support there is great! def admin_bar : imagine if he finds that moot dick pic def admin_bar : WIR SIND DIE JUNGEN DEUTSCHEN def admin_bar : DER NATIONALEN RECHTEN def admin_bar : ichigo stop singing rammstein def admin_bar <>: he would say "son, we do no tolerate yiffing in this household" def admin_bar : "Now son... I've seen your browsing history, and... well... did you see the dick picture?" def admin_bar <>: lolz def admin_bar : you guys want to do a "heyuri sings" one day def admin_bar : "Have you seen it posted?" def admin_bar : yes def admin_bar : lets sing def admin_bar : heyuri sings sound cool def admin_bar : I don't have a microphone so I wouldn't participate. def admin_bar <>: "son, you WILL sage in all fields, or there will be no dessert" def admin_bar : wuld particip8 def admin_bar : i cant comprehend people born in 2011 browsing the internet as adults def admin_bar : That'd fucking rule def admin_bar : let us dance first however def admin_bar <>: heyuri sings sounds like a fun idea, but what would we sing? def admin_bar : let's sing my chemical romance def admin_bar : WHEN I WAS def admin_bar : I'm listening to them right now def admin_bar : A YOUNG BOY def admin_bar : MY FATHER def admin_bar : TOOK ME INTO THE CITY def admin_bar : TO SEE A MARCHING BAND def admin_bar : DUNNNN DUN def admin_bar : HE SAID def admin_bar : Arghhhhhhhhh def admin_bar : SON WHEN def admin_bar : YOU GROW UP def admin_bar : Ahhhhh def admin_bar : WOULD YOU BE def admin_bar : hhhhhhh def admin_bar : THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN def admin_bar : helo def admin_bar : THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNEDD def admin_bar <>: i got an idea, we could sing sensei no ojikan's opening def admin_bar : play dead def admin_bar : DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC def admin_bar : i wanted to sing the autism anime def admin_bar : hi dogo def admin_bar <>: LOCK N LOL def admin_bar : autummic anime def admin_bar : there's a lot of autism anime def admin_bar : rubs belly def admin_bar : :) def admin_bar : yeah, evangelion is an austim anime def admin_bar : ichigo mash opening def admin_bar : what the fuck is 3.0 def admin_bar <>: tism telly def admin_bar : ojamajo doremi opening def admin_bar : woof def admin_bar : ITS A DOG def admin_bar : good boy def admin_bar : PET HIM def admin_bar : Who's dog? def admin_bar : dog invaded heyuri townhall? def admin_bar : pets him def admin_bar : :))) def admin_bar : *pet* def admin_bar : *pet def admin_bar <>: roleplay? in my townhall? def admin_bar : *pet* def admin_bar : dont fuck the dog def admin_bar <>: what an unexpected turn of events def admin_bar : pet pet def admin_bar : *dogo is pleased* def admin_bar : Woah calm down there buddy boy def admin_bar : dogo sit def admin_bar : I am not a dogfucker personally def admin_bar : Neither Am I def admin_bar <>: i don't like dogs def admin_bar : *dogo sits* def admin_bar : are we cats def admin_bar : dont we hate dogs def admin_bar : We are cats def admin_bar <>: yes def admin_bar : cat website def admin_bar : do you guys think it's an actual dog using the computer or actually just a human larping as a dog def admin_bar : no def admin_bar : dogo is cat def admin_bar : The former def admin_bar : I thought we were all lolis? def admin_bar : It is a dog. def admin_bar : in cyberspace we are all lolis def admin_bar : Don't underestimate dogs （ ´,_ゝ`）
def admin_bar : Dog loli. def admin_bar <>: nah it's a cat website now def admin_bar : and will have hot yuri sekkusu def admin_bar : dogs and cats are both liked, however it comes down to personal preference which pet you want to keep. def admin_bar : meow def admin_bar <>: except me def admin_bar : it IS caturday def admin_bar : no it's pizza saturday def admin_bar : Make it doggurday anyways nigga def admin_bar : more reason to hold THs in gikopoi def admin_bar : that's illegal def admin_bar : What are we signing? def admin_bar <>: i just don't like pets at all def admin_bar : do you watch My Life as Inukai-san's Dog? def admin_bar : I want a pet kaguya def admin_bar <>: too much hassle to take care of, too much hair def admin_bar : what would you feed pet-kaguya def admin_bar : I feel like Heyuri sings should be started like, a week before Heyuri day def admin_bar : cats don't smell, dogs smell def admin_bar : when is heyuri day def admin_bar : cats are best, but i'm allergic (;´Д`) def admin_bar : Heyuri day - may 23 right? def admin_bar : And get all the submissions def admin_bar : I think so yeah def admin_bar : kaguya we should hold a TH in a habbo retro one day def admin_bar : we need an OC heyuri song with lyrics def admin_bar : Yeah a song that represents the site well def admin_bar : im willing to start a heyuri sings thread just not sure what the song should be def admin_bar : what would the song be about hmm def admin_bar : ichigo we will all dress up as nigras def admin_bar <>: i saw a raid on habbo hotel from 711chan def admin_bar : I don't watch seasonal anime since psycho-pass aired def admin_bar <>: kinda fun def admin_bar : would it be about a regular users day, or a new user's journey? def admin_bar : and make teh pool close def admin_bar : I guess there's the AI heyuri anthem but that doesn't really fit too much def admin_bar : dogo is bartender now def admin_bar : you can have a private of habbo hotel, with the old version running def admin_bar : THs are srs bsns, I don't think we can log messages on habbo hotel def admin_bar : what you drinking? def admin_bar : you can atually def admin_bar <>: heyuri hotel def admin_bar : 1 star Heyuri Hotel def admin_bar : how do I make it? def admin_bar : (Piss cups) def admin_bar : i used to have a lot of furni back in 2003... def admin_bar <>: it's 1 star because there's cockroaches and hair def admin_bar <>: in the food, in the showers def admin_bar : Heroin needles in the bedsheets def admin_bar : dogo these might help https://forum.ragezone.com/f335/ def admin_bar : hosting your own habbo is very easy def admin_bar : 1 piss for you def admin_bar : "welcome to heyuri hotel - it's the best god damn hotel you've ever been telled" def admin_bar : no bad lyrics def admin_bar : :3 def admin_bar <>: but it earns that 1 star because it's heyuri hotel, damn it def admin_bar : what rhymes with heyuri def admin_bar : Anon there's loli hair scattered around the rooms (ﾟ血ﾟ#) def admin_bar <>: gayuri def admin_bar <>: which also means gay gay def admin_bar : tell yuri def admin_bar : Byaoi def admin_bar : Heyaoi def admin_bar : can u still make ur own rooms and everything in these old habbo clones? def admin_bar : Heyuri hotel: no room service because workers slack off and bed sheets are full of semen def admin_bar : homosexual heyuri def admin_bar : yes anonwaha def admin_bar : My bedsheets are full of semen def admin_bar : bobba yeah! def admin_bar : would the heyuri song have trumpets and orchestra instruments def admin_bar : or would it be midi def admin_bar : STOP FUCKING IN THE HEYURI HOTEL ROOMS!!!!!!(ﾟ血ﾟ#) def admin_bar : what can I give you? def admin_bar <>: wtf why are there used condoms in my pillows def admin_bar : Everything in my house is just a cum receptacle def admin_bar <>: why is there semen smeared all over my walls? def admin_bar : That's just the paint, honey. def admin_bar <>: it's like a picasso painting def admin_bar : Anon, you don't get it. The used condoms ARE the pillows def admin_bar : I'm gonna say it def admin_bar <>: what the hell, there def admin_bar : so who's making the heyuri hotel mafia? def admin_bar : As long as it's not in the ceiling.. def admin_bar : I will say it def admin_bar <>: there's a talking dog with mange def admin_bar : first rule of the heyuri mafia def admin_bar <>: .... def admin_bar : I'm going to say the word def admin_bar : The def admin_bar <>: can i get my coffee black, please? def admin_bar : heyuri is like the mafia in goodfellas def admin_bar : CUM def admin_bar : woof def admin_bar <>: instead of a horse head, you get sent a used needle or condom def admin_bar : i'd be willing to sing a bit but i've never recorded my voice and liked it before def admin_bar : heyuri hotel was pretty bad, there was a crackhead in my room and he kept talking something about gardens def admin_bar <>: oh wait that's godfather def admin_bar : White coffee the real? (＾Д^) def admin_bar : Yeah lol def admin_bar : post bad? get whacked def admin_bar : brb must restart browser def admin_bar : safe venture kaguya def admin_bar : https://www.whitecoffee.com/ def admin_bar : so sad def admin_bar : Drink foamy semen cups! def admin_bar <>: alright let me tell you something ok? you dont post in the next hours, i may or may not have to whack you off, capiche? def admin_bar : forget about it! def admin_bar : there are two of me!? def admin_bar <>: you post, forget about it. water under the bridge def admin_bar : FUGGETABOUTIIIIT def admin_bar : you got some CAWFEE? def admin_bar : but which one is the REAL kaguya? def admin_bar : woof def admin_bar : i am from new york i can make fun of these people def admin_bar : it was ME all the time! def admin_bar : woof woof def admin_bar : What THE FUCK def admin_bar : woof def admin_bar : There's anothah~ def admin_bar <>: how can there be two of my admins? def admin_bar : Have you guys seen that guy that makes food with his cum in it def admin_bar : Will dogo meow def admin_bar : meow def admin_bar <>: no, but that sounds interesting def admin_bar <>: do tell def admin_bar : woof def admin_bar : no i haven't heard of him before you told def admin_bar : do tell popsan def admin_bar : woof def admin_bar : winrar def admin_bar : woof def admin_bar : i thought it was winwar def admin_bar : is it u? def admin_bar : https://yewtu.be/watch?v=d9CjZb-RWv0 def admin_bar : Winrar semen? def admin_bar : His voice is fucked up def admin_bar : How does a program cum? def admin_bar : test\ def admin_bar : wuf def admin_bar : He made another video where he made a really shitty mojito with cum in it def admin_bar <>: "my choccate peanut butter" def admin_bar : Poptan THE FUCK def admin_bar <>: choccate huh? def admin_bar : It's not even age restricted? Woah. def admin_bar : His mushed up reeses look like dog food def admin_bar : we've been here for 2 hours def admin_bar : Sir, can we talk about your car extended warranty? def admin_bar <>: i didn't even notice def admin_bar : should we change rooms? def admin_bar : there is no way that video is real def admin_bar : i don't have a car def admin_bar : He made a whole book about semen and food def admin_bar : Angeleno there's a whole channel with all just videos of a guy cumming. He spams his channel in some comment sections def admin_bar : hahaha def admin_bar : what is the fireplace def admin_bar <>: that's awesome def admin_bar : i wanna see what the fireplace looks like def admin_bar <>: the internet is truly wonderful def admin_bar : I also want fireplace def admin_bar <>: we can go to the fireplace def admin_bar : hello sir, what do you want to drink def admin_bar : I remember there was something like that called like "natures harvest" or something like that def admin_bar : I do stay off the weird side of youtube sometimes, but it is nice. def irori : hello morgan def irori : welcome. def admin_bar : Can I fireplace now? def irori : sit next to me def admin_bar : Everyone wanna try the fireplace? def admin_bar : I would like to drink apple juice. def admin_bar : I want to use more rooms as well, so let's change ( ´ω`) def admin_bar : Yes fireplace sounds good def irori : did i ever tell you about the long lost brother of kag? def irori : you're still fat :D def admin_bar : Fireplacce def admin_bar : fireplaze def admin_bar : ok here def admin_bar : How do I fireplace? def admin_bar : SLURRRRRPP def admin_bar : sLURP def irori : epic def irori : once upon a time there were two brothers. kaguya and caruya def irori : comfy def irori : super comfy def admin_bar : Where's the fireplace? def admin_bar : I have one but always take the bus def irori : caruya t_t7 def irori : caruya was a girl def irori : Welcome to my roblox server def bar_giko_square : Hello def irori : and kaguya was a boy def irori : who here likes japanese scary movies def irori : Please, only use your spa voice here def irori : I haven't watched very many def irori : kaguya had bad impulse control, and scared caguya a lot def bar_giko_square : Where is yall def irori : >long lost brother def irori : this time i shall use my chat name def irori : why is there a fireplace in what seems like someone's house? is this the heyuri hotel experience? def irori : >caruya was a girl def irori : even though it is kinda gay def irori : caguya ran away after a close encounter with kaguya after he went too far one early morning def irori : caguya remains to be unseen... def irori : I watch the ones based off Japanese horror games and they're terrible def irori : lurking among the shadows... def irori : this room reminds me of one def irori : cutting people's penises... def irori : Death Forest had one, Ao Oni had one def irori : untill.... BOO! def irori : dark water def irori : She gets ya def irori : you scared me def irori : i have ao oni on my hard drive def irori : Anyone have any other stories? def irori : Scary... Scary stories... def irori : there once was a girl def irori : i got one def irori : I have a monkey from my sister def irori : I once had sex in a shower room def irori : i was asleep one night def irori : the end def irori : oh hi def irori : then all of a sudden def irori : That's a good story def irori : -_- def irori : i had to piss def irori : i got up def irori : i thought it was my turn!!! def irori : i walked to the bathroom def irori : Fuck I got stuck def irori : but there was someone in there! def irori : so i had to piss somewhere else def irori : I have a story def irori : i looked at the floor def irori : there was a bottle def admin_bar <>: come 2 fireplace anonwaha def irori : So ur wid yo honi and ur makin out wen the phone ringz. U ansr it n da voice sayz “wut r u doin wit ma daughter?”
u tel ur girl n she say “ma dad is ded.”
THEN WHO WAS PHONE? def irori : and the bottle looked at me and licked its lips def irori : Oh god def irori : there once was a girl she worked as a baby sitter in her spare time def admin_bar : o crap i looked away 1 second... def irori : Was she hot? def irori : how did a bottle lick its lips they do not have lips def irori : and she pissed on babies in her spare time def irori : one day she had to take care of a baby in the night def irori : Poptan you're too old for this. Bottles have lips now~! def irori : I have a real story def irori : the mother and father went out for dinner until midnight def irori : obviously def irori : out of pillows ;_; def irori : here waha you can have my seat def irori : when the baby fell asleep she walked into the family's living room def irori : I have another story, written by my sister when she was 4, about a monkey. def irori : I wanna be a REAL story! def irori : out of pillows? use condoms def irori : turned on the tv def irori : arigatou minna def irori : i have to mention, the family really liked collecting dolls def irori : I was once playing VR chat def irori : and next to the tv there was a big clown doll def irori : she felt quite terrified def irori : joined a spa room, like this one def irori : it was as if the clown stared right into her soul def irori : That's frightening def irori : Hold me! I'm scared! def irori : and she said "aaaaaiieeeeee" def irori : it really bothered her so she called the parents def irori : piss cups! $0.99 def irori : and she ran from the room pissing her pants def irori : asked if she can cover up the doll def irori : the parents replied def irori : we dont have such a doll def irori : That's too expensive. def irori : I would like to tell a story after you are done, if that is fine with you. def irori : there was only one user def irori : go right ahead def irori : it's a real story! def irori : this is like 5 stories at once def irori : xd def irori : so many twists and turns def irori : There once were two girls. A blonde and a weird white-colored girl. They HATED each-other. def irori : and the white haired girl was named Iriya def irori : So one day, they decided to see who was the better grill. They went to a spaghetti eating contest. def irori : she had down syndrome def irori : JS stomaches are like abbys def irori : KJ* def irori : But there was an issue- the white girl had a horrible disease. If she ate too much, she would turn retarded. def irori : KJ* But JS too def irori : I can't write JK.. def irori : But she could not let down her ego! So she ate. Ate, ate, ate. def irori : who grills spaghetti? def irori : She fell face first into her spaghetti. def irori : BUT THEN WHO WAS SOFA - i mean, then they took her to the hospital. def irori : But the other girl is so sad that the girl is now retarded, so she hanged herself with her undies. def irori : woah :o def irori : She lurks around bathrooms and spaghetti-estabilsuhemnts. def irori : lolz def irori : She might be in this very room. def irori : scare!! def irori : And her name? def irori : then who was hospital? def irori : you forgot the space mecha def irori : and then her nose bled hyper realistically!! def irori : HER NAME WAS KAGUYA! def irori : If you don't post this on 10 other videos she'll kill you in your sleep tonight def irori : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa def irori : Too bad. def irori : WTF!!! too spooky 4 me!!! def irori : Kill me then. def irori : 2spooky4me def irori : but kaguya is here with us, and he is a man def irori : a girl in my room, w00t! def irori : (;´Д`) def irori : hyper realistic pasta sauce def irori : too scary for me def irori : Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) def irori : there once was a man named takumi def irori : You ever tasted fire? def irori : once def irori : never again... def irori : which toehoe girl you ejaculated the most? def irori : he really liked using the internet def irori : tewi def irori : i heard blue fire is actually cold def irori : patchouli def irori : marisa probably def irori : he wasnt very popular or good looking def irori : but it didnt bother him def irori : dont remember def irori : lost count def irori : he enjoyed the easy going side of life def irori : he found this weird website def irori : in fact we all know which one i am talking about def irori : why isn't your name marisa then? def irori : yep def irori : TUMBLR. def irori : iruyeh def irori : oh def irori : THEN WHO WAS TOFU? def irori : it was a very strange site, to him it was like another world def irori : I liek kaguya def irori : but i don't name after her def irori : a strange world, if you will def irori : do you masturbate to kaguya def irori : Cirno, Suika and Glenda def irori : mastrubation def irori : >but i don't name after her def irori : bullshit def irori : Of course def irori : he spent quite some time on there def irori : fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap def irori : and found people to talk to def irori : and they called him a fag def irori : I masturbate to my own inspired-name character a lot def irori : It's why it is my name def irori : it was the first time in takumi's life that he called others his "friends" def irori : You masturbate to popcorn? def irori : xyzttt: it's from the bamboo cutter, but adopting 2hu one as avatars is more fun def irori : i dont masturbate to my namesake (because he's a man) def irori : (and that would be gay) def irori : just say no homo and it's alright def irori : What's wrong with being gay? def irori : Your mom was gay and she worked out fine. def irori : one day, it was a winter evening def irori : ohhh shit def irori : point taken def irori : he got that guy def irori : someone on that strange forum invited others to a feast def irori : well shit bamboo cutter is not a niche story def irori : but the feast... would be held on a STREAM!!! def irori : takumi felt endeared and saw that the poster had left his email def irori : oooOOOOooo def irori : when do they fuck def irori : Guys im shitting my pants this is so scary def irori : he wrote the strange person def irori : shut up that happens 100 chapters in def irori : bye everyone def irori : and he got a reply def irori : bye def irori : bye komeo def irori : see you later, man def irori : o/ komeo def irori : o7 def irori : o/ def irori : bye komeo def irori : good having you def irori : DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU def irori : see u later d00d def irori : good seeing u def irori : you take care def irori : o/ def irori : holy shit def irori : I got jumpscared def irori : by desu? def irori : this is so scary def irori : PS: def irori : lookl behind you. def irori : i put in the DESU cartridge in the super nintendo and it bled green and red!! def irori : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa def irori : he looked back at the screen def irori : and my dad came in and he said BOKU def irori : heyuri.exe def irori : and the computer screen turned red def irori : A BIG SCARY FACE SHOWED UP def irori : AND IT SAID STOP FAPPING TO GAY PORN def irori : takumi felt scared, he thought he just had to face a gaijin with his desu spam def irori : but no def irori : it was much worse def irori : it was a little girl in his computer screen who screamed for help def irori : rape def irori : why don't you use kaguyahime pictures instead of kaguya while posting def irori : this little girl's name was chiyu def irori : chiyu is very evil def irori : chiizu gyuudon? def irori : omae chiigyu darou def irori : chiyu the enlightened one def irori : Would she die if you break your screen? def irori : xyzttt, I did at one point probably def irori : chiyu was killed in 2004 by a man named Mitsuo Maeda def irori : But I liek teruyo too def irori : takumi fret for a second def irori : Maeda was Takumi's surname... def irori : also more/better material def irori : oh god the plastic smell is getting worse def irori : what the fuck is burning right now def irori : and Mitsuo was none other than his brother who left the Maeda household years ago def irori : chiyu was only 12 at the event of her killing def irori : yet Mitsuo claimed she was evil and deserved it def irori : takumi didnt know what to do or to believe anymore def irori : so he interacted with chiyu, with a dead girl through his computer def irori : she wasnt very talkative def irori : she kept spouting numbers who appeared random at first def irori : but after a while takumi realized those were coordinates def irori : he wrote them down and promised himself to investigate the next day def irori : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) def irori : and the coordinates were for.... the WHITE HOUSE def irori : komso taktakatak def irori : there are hidden lolis in white house def irori : when takumi tried using his computer once again def irori : there once was a story of an ugly barnacle. def irori : it's a missile attack of lolis def irori : it wouldnt turn on def irori : he was so ugly that everybody died def irori : the end def irori : kGUY def irori : he went to a net cafe def irori : the ugly ballistic missile def irori : that story never gets old def irori : holy shit I just turned on TTS def irori : this is awesome def irori : how old are you fuckers def irori : 20 def irori : oof it's like only 4 pm and im starting to feel tired def irori : 19 def irori : and used the new technology that provided him with exact map directions def irori : 18, bro def irori : OH FUCK I FORGOT TO TURN UP TTS NOOOO def irori : Still in college lmao def irori : he saw it right then right there. def irori : john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden def irori : AOKIGAHARA FOREST. def irori : GASP def irori : t-t-t-t-the SUICIDE FOREST?? def irori : takumi thought no way def irori : a long journey before him def irori : takumi finally arrived def irori : takumi thought to himself "woah this is where all the cool youtubers hang out" def irori : the entrance said def irori : Please, think about your relatives, past the line is dangerous. def irori : "woah this is where Logan Paul..." def irori : takumi just didnt care anymore def irori : i dont blame him def irori : full of sweat and a red head he went forward def irori : 2 miles in he seemed lost def irori : i think i should have brought tape with me def irori : he said def irori : Please, think about your relatives, past the line is dangerous. < this is suicide inducing for some... def irori <>: hi def irori : sad but trye def irori : i agree with kaguya that line should be censored because it triggers my suicidal pet hamster >:( def irori : after 2 hours takumi found the exact location def irori : there, a letter appeared def irori : he opened it def irori : DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU def irori : gasp def irori : takumi def irori : felt so fooled def irori : he wanted a boku def irori : and this time he thought def irori : i should have brought rope with me because this is the perfect place to end it all! def irori : from that day on def irori : Go to Sleep... def irori : takumi left his parents house def irori : I'm too tired to comprehend anything being said here def irori : without a trace def irori : without a suicide note def irori : he is now a corpse def irori : NO def irori : no one knows why he died def irori : go to sleep? woah thats what the scary man from the creepypasta said! def irori : but me, I was the one who fooled Takumi with the email. def irori : im gonna shit someone elses pants this is so scary def irori : plz don't shit my pants def irori : alright who shit my pants def irori : not me def irori : Stop lying I saw u def irori : i laughed hard hearing that in TTS def irori : I shuld turn on tts def irori : du eet def irori : A def irori : Automatic doesn't work for me so I use the animal crossing one def irori : てすと def irori : Wait what? def irori : That's it? def irori : LOL ANIMAL CROSSING def irori : Yooooooo I'm gonna def irori : THIS IS AMAZING def irori : I hope you liked the twist to the story def irori : I did Ichigo def irori : i did ichigo def irori : i rate it 4 star def irori : TTS doesn't werk on linux ；＿； def irori : You're like the new M Night Shamalan def irori : Oh my god fucking its real def irori : If you're gonna quit, you gotta SAVE first! Use your head, punk! It's even written in the manual! def irori : Yeah that's what I thought :( def irori : kaguya which version of linux do u use def irori : I am going to eat Isabelle. def irori : What is the name of your Town? def irori : the kernel? def irori : manjaro if you mean the distribution def irori : manjaro winrar def irori : I use Artix on my desktop def irori : Clockwerk def irori : distribution yeah def irori : but I'm using antix on my thinkpad craptop def irori : I am going to go now. Thank you all. :) def irori : Japanese tts lmao def irori : hope to see you guys another day def irori : o7 def irori : windows 10 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ def irori : o/ def irori : MacOS def irori : o/ morgan def irori : I use Gentoo def irori : morgan bye def irori : bye morgan def irori : Great having you def irori : goodbye morgan-san def irori : hope to have you here for another storytime def irori : I wonder how it handles kanji def irori : bbyy def irori : keep making heyuri a great place to be def irori : Morgan's goodbye message sounded really wise with the jptts def irori : good night morgan-san def irori : I can def irori : take care morgan def irori : can def irori : ロリセックス def irori : can't read Japanese characters sorry def irori : It did not handle that well for some reason def irori : >Loli sex def irori : ﾛﾘｾｯｸｽ def irori : it says "you will die in your sleep tonight" def irori : speaking of horror stories has anyone read ibitsu before? def irori : now that's a real spook def irori : Angeleno Aw The Fuck def irori : that was what the japanese said def irori : about the story I told def irori : Is Ibitsu a vn def irori : まんこ def irori : we should turn it into a short film def irori : アガット！アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! def irori : アガット！アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! アガッ! def irori : no poptan it's a manga def irori : I am trying to read sayonara wo oshiete in japanese but too hard yet... def irori : ah def irori : ぽっぷちゃんがすげえ！！ def irori : Yeah it's just random shit lol def irori : アガット def irori : I gave up learning but I still want to def irori : what is the worst scary story you've ever read def irori : [2023-01-28 14:56:11] purplesage99: why does every discussion devolves into child fucking
[2023-01-28 14:56:18] mcloughlin: its fun
[2023-01-28 14:56:21] Gurauba: cause it's soo cool
[2023-01-28 14:56:27] xyzttt: morgan nooo
[2023-01-28 14:56:30] Apple◇03T5jaaynw: This is Heyuri.net, take yo sensitive ass back to 4chan.org.
[2023-01-28 14:56:32] morgan: why am i suddenly fat
[2023-01-28 14:56:33] xyzttt: you are american now def irori : the worst story i've ever read def irori : or to broaden the topic, what horror movie, book, whatever was totally bad to sit through def irori : I don't know if this counts as horror but it's a manga I read recently that's notoriously bad def irori : I think I just broke tts. It was saying some stuff in spanish then just made its way outta here. def irori : has anyone read saya no uta before? def irori : i have! def irori : Why is the japanese tts having an Italian accent lmao def irori : Magical Girl Apocolypse is the worst manga I've ever read def irori : i have it saved somewhere def irori : I want to def admin_st : test def irori : I want to but in nippon def admin_st : test def admin_st : no it's done def irori : but my favorite scary story is higurashi def admin_st : test def irori : because it is also funny def irori : and i like the combination def irori : i have the english translation because i cant read moon runes def irori : higurashi is more mystery than scary I think def irori : but blood is scary my friend def irori : I know Higurashi for the art and the cool backgrounds that inspired every VN after it def irori : Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa def irori : I've been trying to figure out hey they make them def admin_st : test def irori : i have a fan remake of corpse party def irori : I hope you read higurashi in original sprites def irori : and a fan sequel too for some reason def admin_st : this should work def irori : of course def irori : new higu sprites are soulless def irori : i remembrar the guy who used to post them all the time def irori : what i also like about higurashi is the little town emotions it evokes def irori : https://www.heyuri.net/frames.html def irori : the best way to browse def irori : I posted one or two in response to him def irori : I didn't. I can't resist the animations with 07th-Mod def irori : >what is the worst scary story you've ever read? def irori : saya no uta def irori : jeffu za kira def irori : saya is gud def irori : JEFF ZAKIRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! def irori : no netabare pls def irori : netorare? def irori : spoilers def irori : school days is good def irori : i remember an ancient video someone posted in a thread about a higurashi amv thing def irori : It is, I enjoyed MC making girls suffer def irori : （ ´,_ゝ`） def irori : the OP file had a thumbnail of one of the higurashi girls eating a watermelon def irori : and it had a hatsune miku song in the background def irori : I don't remembar.. def irori : ホモ野郎！ def irori : I hate vocaloid def irori : ;_; def irori : i am not a fan either... def irori : makes me wish i screencapped more old threads when i was present for them def irori : the ending of saya no uta is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen def irori : i only started since december def irori : Anyone remember MadThad0890? def irori : there isnt only one ed in saya def irori : Someone posted about him on Heyuri and I checked a few of his videos def irori : Fag forgot to celebrate kotonoha's birthday unlike Heyuri def irori : I didn't know he went to prison def irori : i remember him before he was arrested def irori : did you read the judge paper poptan? def irori : He works in factory now def irori : i read that shit lmao def irori : I haven't, like I had no idea any of that stuff happened to him def irori : It's full of win, you must read it def irori : I just knew him as the Kotonoha and lucky star op guy def irori : I thought his love for Kotonoha was admirable def irori : /thing/don't clip/cp/ def irori : *click def irori : How did he become famous again? def irori : i'm lost, who is this guy? def irori : vamos a la playa def irori : here is the full thing https://2ch.sh/src/2625.jpg def irori : o o o o o def irori : 4chan guy who posted about having cp a lot on facebook, then got arrested for having cp def irori : lol def irori : reap what you sow def irori : o shit i read this before lol def irori : Haha I can't believe it... def irori : should've done it on heyuri instead def irori : we will never know the difference between /things/dont click/cp anf /things/dont click/cp/cp ... def irori : https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=36911#p36911 def irori : 'MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.' def irori : this is gold def irori : Hoooooly shit this is hilarious def irori : he became gay in jail def irori : https://2ch.sh/src/2626.png def irori : i lol'd def irori : 20 gigs of it def irori : Impressive for the time def irori : for 2012? nah def irori : little alice could save him... def irori : what the fuck is megaporn def irori : OG megaupload... ;_;7 def irori : I miss megaupload. def irori : no clue, where does it def irori : oh def irori : at right, pg id 6 if you mean in the image def irori : Gotta go, cya. def irori : o7 def irori : bye john o/ def irori : see ya john def irori : cyaz! def irori : bye johndifool def irori : should we move to yet another room? def irori : sure def irori : I quite like this room but def irori : Good 4 me def irori : john o/ def irori : Where should we go def irori : how about the train def irori : train sounds good def irori : i don't mind wherever def irori : lets go def irori : one guys in hilltop stairway def densha : mmm subway def densha : eat stale def densha : thats how it goes right def densha : what if we kissed in the train def densha : I love subway def densha : why does it start to smell like sarin? def densha : kek def densha : hey whos that big bearded guy def densha : "om shin ricky oh"? def densha : so who's getting molested? def densha : me! definitely gonna be you def densha : do you know the term lemming def densha : xyzttt is the one dressed up as JK def irori : o fug def densha : why all of you def densha : so suddenly def densha : hello 13 year old girl def densha : horny def densha : meh def densha : do you have any spare change? def densha : may I please see your manko def densha : i prefer rosie palms def densha : show pantsu def densha : please ma'am def densha : *graps indecent part* def densha : I... am... ZERO! def densha : i'll take pictures for later def densha : heyuri ERP finally def densha : material... def densha : I will share the panchiras on /b/ later def densha : sell them to me def densha : i must add to my collection def densha : I can wear your panties on my face like spiderman def densha : They are for public use def densha : this is an outrage def densha : i demand tribute for my pantsu collection def densha : so kaguya why did you reveal your nationality on heyuri? def densha : weird thing to say while being groped def densha : It wasn't a secret to begin with def densha : because he plans to revive the ottoman empire and take over teh world def densha : but this time it will be the heyuri empire def densha : how so? def densha : It's hard to explain def densha : istanbul is heyuri's official capital def densha : hmmm an ottoman themed imageboard sound nice and all def densha : まんこ def densha : no def densha : no nationality focus def densha : japanophilia ONLY def densha : すにぺ def densha : for christmas, instead of santa hats there will be fez def densha : hahaha def densha : I am ZERO! def densha : hi im back def densha : welcome back def densha : wb jr def densha : I am the one def densha : welcome back o/ def densha : wb jr sounds like a radio station name def densha : hello, you are listening to wb-jr def densha : only the hottest hits played here def densha : I'm still listening to my chemical romance def densha : sata if you're looking for your twin he just went to the other coach def densha : heyuri.fm def densha : thanks def densha : heyuri.fm only plays my chemical romance def densha : hold up it actually exists: https://wjbr.com/ def densha : LOL def densha : no thats welcome jack bunior def densha : emo loli would love that def densha : speaking of emo stuff def densha : i been watching berserk lately def densha : read teh manga!!1!1 def densha : (its not really emo i just wanted an excuse to segway into berserk) def densha : i will!1!1 def densha : is it good? I haven't read/watched it def densha : it is good def densha : i know the '97 anime only covers the first few chapters or so def densha : manga is way better than anime, but anime has nice OST def densha : i like it def densha : Doesn't seem like it's for me with my track record of mahou shoujos and family comedies def densha : im watching the dub def densha : . . . def densha : why is there no berserk jav? def densha : (long pause for the mob to prepare their pitchforks and torches) def densha : I only watch anime that I have the tapes for now def densha : dubs are free comedy def densha : i like the dub, it's pretty silly def densha : I find them for super cheap on Japanese second-hand markets def densha : I got the first 5 for Chibi Maruko Chan and they were rentals def densha : some nihonjin fucking stole these def densha : tapes? VHS? def densha : sounds good poptan def densha : Yeah VHS def densha : Yeah it's pretty fun def densha : I never experience the whole tape trading era so this is the closest I got def densha : i have one VHS and i dont have a vcr to play it def densha : a lot of rental places sold or gave away their stuff when they folded or stopped doing video tapes def densha : it's a sailor moon VHS. i think it's one of the movies def densha : It's harder to get your hands on raws than subtitled anime def densha : That's probably what happened but I like to think they stole these def densha : super sailor moon s or something like that def densha : I have stolen some stuff from Blockbuster def densha : it's dubbed, or at least subtitled. the packaging is in enlgish def densha : *english def densha : Probably dubbed def densha : i used to swap scratched ps1/ps2 discs with rented ones hehe def densha : If an anime came out on tape in America it was dubbed def densha : reckon you're right def densha : nigra gave me scratched disks :angry: def densha : Maybe that's the real reason rental shops closed def densha : i grew up with 4kids dubs back in the '00s
every anime that came overseas then was dubbed or else kids wouldn't understand the plot def densha : nobody knew how to read moon runes def densha : subtitles... def densha : lets thank the japanese for inventing nihongo def densha : isn't 4kids the thing that hates onigiri? def densha : yes def densha : with a passion def densha : Blame 中国 for 漢字 def densha : jelly donuts? def densha : not only the jelly donuts, but i remember them censoring a giant onigiri with a giant subway sandwich def densha : jelly donuts and sandviches! def densha : I never watched 4kids outside of some of the 4kids Ojamajo Doremi dubs to make funny edits out of def densha : hanyu fucking rules def densha : wo ai beijing tiananmen tiananmen shang taiyang shen def densha : but for some reason Japanese still use harder version of kanji def densha : the funniest 4kids censor was when some villains bust in and point their guns at kaiba (in the japanese version) def densha : but 4kids said no to guns, so they had them pointing their fingers at him instead def densha : i grew up with pokemon, digimon, yugioh, cardcaptors, etc., but as a kid i just thought they were cartoons def densha : Very elaborate edit def densha : so then he just jumps out the window for no reason as opposed to escaping being shot def densha : I didn't grow up with anime as a kid def densha : I saw my first when I was uhh def densha : cardcaptor was on TV? def densha : Like 12 def densha : I watched Initial D and hated it def densha : yeah, it was called "cardcaptors" lol def densha : admittedly, 2012-2014 was the probably when i watched more anime that i can remember clearly def densha : black lagoon, soul eater, blue exorcist def densha : i even ended up finishing black lagoon. def densha : I am proud to remember titles of all anime i've ever watched def densha : I really need to watch more animes past 2010, there's some seriously good stuff out there def densha : i can't remember jackshit, seen too much and it was too long ago ;_; def densha : had to make a list, i wanna watch gunbuster or macross next def densha : the only anime from the '00s i even remember scenes from was naruto and pokemon... def densha : you can rewatch like it's first time ^_^ def densha : i watched yugioh later def densha : Never liked any of the shows based off card games and stuff def densha : sonic x i remember the opening to, but my memory of the show itself is fuck all def densha : yeah i have very vague memories of sonic x too def densha : I remember Sonic X amvs def densha : but that's it def densha : they call me sonic... cuz I am faster than sound I keep on jumping around... def densha : i'm teh old enough to remember the original sonic cartoon and sonic underground when they were current... def densha : Personally I was a Super Mario Brothers Super Show kinda guy def densha : there was a period of time where i conflated escape from the city from sonic adventure with sonic x def densha : it was cuz everyone sang "rolling around at the speed of sound" at school instead of "gotta go fast" def densha : guess sonic adventure had more of an impact than sonic x definitely did when it got on the Gamecube def densha : i only know sum flash games about sonic def densha : Because nobody I knew had a Dreamcast def densha : i knew someone with a dreamcast and SA1 def densha : the only exposure to sonic games i had at the time was sonic flash games def densha : i had S3&K on PC... def densha : Holy shit, like the terrible PC port? def densha : the sonic flash games all cromulently terrible, but also great at the same time def densha : it was good to me!!! def densha : It probably wasn't that terrible def densha : I played a lot of flash games back then def densha : the big ones were coming out when I was high school age def densha : I spent a lot of time on Super Mario Flash back then. def densha : I was the best Bloons TD 3 player tell you what def densha : wouldn't be until the 2011 mobile ports of sonic classic that i had any experience of classic sonic def densha : best flash gaem = spank the monkey def densha : FACT def densha : Actually true def densha : that's such a great and simple one, but it's overpowered if you have a touchscreen def densha : spank the monkey < looking up returned trap pr0nz def densha : That's also true though def densha : the flash games i remember playing were usually derivatives of console games, super mario crossover, super smash flash etc. def densha : except for a few like those tank multiplayer games def densha : I never played any of the flash porn games of the day because none of them appealed to me def densha : i played them and fapped to them def densha : I had already seen a toddlercon gallery on ex and my taste changed forever def densha : i didnt even know of porn, much less flash porn, until i turned 12 def densha : This just makes me like sexy suntan (a Liquid Generation sabotage) a lot more, it parodies those. def densha : dress up games with secret nude modes FTW def densha : by then, flash had been an aftethought because we didn't have computers for a while def densha : i played one like that! def densha : on the contrary I only had a computar with a firewall def densha : i remember a lot of sites were censored ;__; def densha : I had a full desktop but couldn't play games until like, 09 when I got a new computer def densha : my brother only got a desktop a year later after we settled in (he had a desktop before we had to move out, but he sold that). def densha : It was a shitty Compaq from 99 I had before def densha : With Windows ME installed def densha : i started computer gaming on amiga then windows 95... def densha : both times we had desktops, i would use it when he wasnt looking to play flash games and look up gimmick websites def densha : Mine was too shitty to play the games I wanted def densha : Quake III chugged def densha : to t def densha : i dont remember exactly which operating systems he had, but given the times we had the computers i would guess: 1st computer - windows xp or vista, 2nd computer - windows 7 def densha : accidentally sent* def densha : mine was XP def densha : Mine was also XP (we didn't have ME for long) def densha : Actually I did play games on it; RPG Maker stuff def densha : I started to use computer in 2011 ;_; played gaems on facebook def densha : o rly? def densha : There used to be sooo many Facebook games def densha : Is that still a thing def densha : yes we call that mobile gaming now def densha : the desktops we had were mostly used to play demanding stuff like world of warcraft, but the first one had purble place preinstalled def densha : Never got into MMOs def densha : Everyone else was def densha : same, i missed that boat def densha : same def densha : Closest thing I did was try Club Penguin once def densha : Was fun for an hour def densha : never did either, i would play an hour and be amazed by the fact that im using a computer to play a game about fairies and elves and shit def densha : only ones I ended up playing were club penguin and animal jam. def densha : I wish I could spend hundreds of hours into an MMO ;_; def densha : only to be disappointed because i realized i couldnt do any cool magic missiles cuz i wasnt powerful enough def densha : well if club penguin counts, i played habbo hotel a lot and neopets a little def densha : is there any mmofps that is actually an mmo def densha : a few months back i tried playing wow on a private server and got to level 40 before getting bored with it again def densha : I wanted to play FF14 recently because of lalafels but it was not wanting to work on linux def densha : i had played a game called sacred seasons def densha : FF14 seems really nice def densha : Yeah, I get recc'd it a lot from friends def densha : It looks fun def densha : By the time I will able to meet the system requirements for higher end games it will be dead probably.. def densha : Same here def densha : im torn between getting a new (old) laptop or getting a desktop def densha : a lot of MMOs are still running after decades def densha : When my old 09 PC bit the dust, I got a desktop from 2011 instead def densha : A low end one def densha : It's actually slightly worse than the one I had def densha : It's fun how japanese just call them netoge def densha : i want to add an oldsk00l CGI battle/RPG game to my server, but i can't find a good source def densha : netorare? x2 def densha : netorarerarerarerare def densha : i might just end up getting a cheap desktop, it's not like i can't run demanding games on this laptop def densha : Netorare is a rare genre of ero the Japanese have just gotten better at over time def densha : koreans outclass them though def densha : so when will we play vidya together? def densha : It's usually hard to find a gaem that everyone is okay with playing def densha : in another time, another place def densha : for nao you should just fill the wiki page def densha : Sven Co-op looked awesome def densha : it was a lot of fun def densha : so how about anime streams? def densha : i was very late to it, but i enjoyed it def densha : It took a lot longer than I expected it to be ^^; def densha : kaguya was asleep by the time i got there def densha : There isn't a long time until the next anime stream, probably def densha : I probably fell asleep in front of computar def densha : I wish I could recommend short animes, but all the ones I watch are like 50+ episodes def densha : I pick randomly from the first priority ones at the /q/ thread def densha : hm... def densha : Their plots seem awsum def densha : berserk watchalong? def densha : Mitsudomoe watchalong; BAM def densha : very first episode has loli piss def densha : I'm okay with berserk def densha : already seen mistudomoe too many times, including a stream def densha : let me look that up... def densha : I have rewatched it a lot too def densha : im also okay with berserk def densha : "Mitsudomoe is the stupidest anime I have ever had the good fortune to see. The premise is cliché; the everyday life of three very unique sisters." - MAL user def densha : well that sounds promising. count me in on that. def densha : We select from a table list, here are the first 3: def densha : It's an Adam Sandler movie if Adam Sandler was three lolis and it was 12 episodes def densha : either berserk or mitsudomoe, im good with def densha : https://myanimelist.net/anime/240/Genshiken https://myanimelist.net/anime/6774/kuuchuu_buranko https://myanimelist.net/anime/229/Ninin_ga_Shinobuden def densha : that makes it sound like SoL, but it's much more comedy def densha : https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Anime_Nominations def densha : I haven't seen any of these def densha : Interesting def densha : in the last stream I was asked to pick a more srs anime I think, Kuuchuu Buranko seems the the most serious one while others seem comedy def densha : I like watching random anime I've never heard of and know nothing about, like ufo illya nad doki doki schoolhours were both really enjoyable def densha : Also you can easily change the top list by editing the anime nomination page def densha : i've read genshiken and watched kuuchuu buranko/trapeze when it aired - that why i added them ^^ def densha : i went into both of those streams with no clue of what i was getting into and i liked them def densha : like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded def densha : ninin ga shinobuden looks like something I'd really like but def densha : I also just don't usually like too srs animes def densha : if berserk is too serious, then we can pass on it.
i probably wont pay much attention to it anyway since i will have already finished watching it by then. def densha : I'm surprised on the wiki not a lot of people have watched di gi charat def densha : ive seen it and almost every bonus related to it def densha : it's one of those ones i just never got around to before i stopped regularly watching anime def densha : peak comfy def densha : I sometimes watch 20 episodes a day and sometimes go without watching a single episode for weeks def densha : i'm too tired now. i'm out def densha : seeya later anons def densha : oyasumi jr-san def densha : get a masee ya jr def densha : take care jr def densha : byebye def densha : wordfilter def densha : gdnite jr-san def densha : woah def densha : see ya jr def densha : o/ def densha : gn def densha : See you on Heyuri o/ def densha : (or I just forgot to delete what was in the chatbox) def densha : happens to the best of us. def densha : should I make pizza def densha : yes def densha : yes def densha : always make pizza def densha : go for it def densha : good idea guys brb def densha : what kind of pizza? def densha : cheeze def densha : now i want to order pizza def densha : it's 2AM but I am kind of hungry too.. def densha : food break? def densha : i am also hungry def densha : I am used to it def densha : getting food = leaving PC def densha : I am ordering a burger def densha : brb, teh foodz0rs def densha : i'll order later, it's a bit early for dinner def densha : i am out of instant noodles T_T def densha : fuck def densha : instant noodles hurt my stomach so bad def densha : they hurt my eyes a bunch. Just can't do it.
It only happens with instant noodles, not at a restaurant. def densha : bad brand probably, I remember living on top ramens in america def densha : (Although I do still have them occasionally) def densha : Yea the sapporo ichiban stuff is pretty good. def densha : pizza is in the oven, gentlemen def densha : now we wait def densha : watch over, the cheese may suddenly go black def densha : I usually put it in for an amount of time where it doesn't get like that def densha : To where the cheese doesn't brown too much def densha : back def densha : eating sandiwch def densha : What's on it def densha : its just peanut butter and jelly def densha : i have pringles somewhere too def densha : niiice def densha : american delicacy def densha : a pasttime, really def densha : You know before I decided to invest in an ona, I did the pringles, two sponges and rubber glove trick def densha : did it werk? def densha : It wasn't half bad def densha : Really tight initially but didn't hold up def densha : Kinda boring def densha : cleaning onas sounds like a bother.. def densha : For a lot of them it actually isn't def densha : that's why i just use my hand and a rag def densha : then of course i never used an onahole so i wouldnt know def densha : My first was a Lolinco which IS hard to clean def densha : what do you do with the rag later? def densha : wash it, of course def densha : also a bother... def densha : You don't realize how hard it is to get cum out of it until you see other onas literally leak cum without needing to wash it def densha : for reuse def densha : not really, i just throw it in with the rest of my laundry def densha : it can leak out but still doesn't sound.. healthy def densha : i try not to let it fester so it doesn't grow mildew or bugs def densha : so you wash your entire laundry with your cum? O_o def densha : I haven't washed one of my onas in a while, it kinda smells and it's scaring me def densha : I need to do it tonight before I get to tell the tale of how I crushed a roach inside my ona with my cock def densha : yep ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i roll it up so that the cum doesn't touch the rest of my clothes def densha : In the worst case mushrooms start to grow on them I heard def densha : I just use toilet paper and flush it when I go pee def densha : back when i still used 4chan, i remember a thread where a concerned brother was asking about a bottle he found in his bro's room def densha : it is the single most clean way def densha : To be honest when not using an ona I don't clean up at all def densha : I just let it hit wherever def densha : the bottle was cut so that the top was upside down, and stuck inside the bottom half like a funnel def densha : I will never shine a black light in here def densha : at the bottom was yellow liquid. i told him it was cum. he didnt believe me at first until i posted with that one my little pony jar for reference and then he believed me def densha : poptan, what would you do if some small creature started to crawl out of your onahole and call you dad? def densha : Is it a cute creature or def densha : What is an estimate of what it looks like def densha : Does it look like me def densha : look up messengers in bloodborne def densha : I would def densha : begrudgingly def densha : take it as my own def densha : and raise it for the 2 weeks its alive def densha : instead of the yharnam blood curse, it's the semen curse def densha : I need to get that guy who made the semen foods on the phone, I gotta warn him about this def densha : it's one miserable cursed semen crawler def densha : it turns into a werewolf drenched in semen with mushrooms growing on its back def densha : you gotta fight your son, poptan def densha : I would lose def densha : The pain would be too much to bare def densha : you lose all the semen you gathered so far if you due def densha : I gotta draw this scenario def densha : brb pizza done def densha : dew it def densha : ok def densha : I'm reading an eromanga and your messages def densha : i hope it's an eromanga about eldritch semen demons def densha : test def densha : pizza is here def densha : Not the first time I've eaten pizza in bed def densha : enjoy the pizza (・∀・) def densha : thank you kaguya def densha : I will email you a slice def densha : email me a tiny slice too def densha : i haet mushrooms def densha : of course def densha : does it have it? def densha : thx :D def densha : No it's just pepperoni def densha : It's frozen def densha : naisu def densha : yea def densha : The great thing about laptop is that you can use it while laying in bed def densha : I can't imagine sitting in a chair all day to use PC... def densha : Yes, that and they get very warm and you can lay it on your stomach/lap and it feels nice def densha : Was jerking off and it got really hot and I just put my crotch up on the bottom def densha : Very nice sensation def densha : Would recommend def densha : hopefully it wasn't burning hot def densha : thx, will try def densha : my laptop is permanently strapped to my charger because it's battery life is so shite ヽ(`Д´)ノ def densha : might as well be a desktop at that point def densha : It wasn't it was just pretty warm def densha : Also same here def densha : time 2 get a foodo def densha : My thinkpad's battery doesn't hold a charge for some reason def densha : oh yes, it's a nightmare in case it falls from bed... def densha : is why I must get a futon instead def densha : I've considered getting a futon too def densha : I slept on the floor for a lot of my life def densha : It'd be very nice def densha : the fall wouldn't normally be an issue but charger would get messed up def densha : It could seriously fuck up your charging port def densha : mine is luckily a thinkpad so the computar itself is fine def densha : but the charger.. not so much ^^; def densha : Thinkpads rule def densha : I completely bricked a T60 I got for 20 dollars and now T60s only go for like 80-120 dollars def densha : Tech boards online really inflated the prices def densha : I had to do dark magic to fix my x60T def densha : The great thing about desktop is that you can use it while laying in bed def densha : The guide I was looking at said I needed a beagleboard to fix it and I was just like, might as well buy another laptop at that point def densha : I can't imagine sitting in a chair all day to use PC... def densha : that is true xyz def densha : I do computer repairs in my bed def densha : i sit in a chair at my PC all day ヽ(´∇`)ノ def densha : I usually do too :D def densha : But I've been using my laptop to do programming because for some ungodly reason GCC won't compile anything correctly on my desktop def densha : I can't imagine not using an ups for pc def densha : well def densha : in light of few topics to discuss, i propose a new one def densha : i regret choosing this name "hoeouin kyouma" it's too looooong def densha : what should i change it to? def densha : HK def densha : hoekyo def densha : HoeKyo def densha : "steins gate is so stupid" def densha : i like the sound of that. hoekyo it is. def densha : kyo kyo def densha : steins gate is gud def densha : hey, watch that mouth about steinsgate boy (;ﾟДﾟ) def densha : I love erotism so much it's unreal def densha : the anime was alright def densha : just joking, i like it but i can get why other dont def densha : WTF ENDLESS TRAIN def densha : we must find the end def densha : I'm also unsure how a bus stop turns into a train def densha : each time you go through the door, there is a 1/200 chance that you will meet a secret room with a loli def densha : how old def densha : I must know def densha : when i exit through this end, i shall cease to exist. watch, gentlemen. def densha : exactly 7 def densha : too old def densha : haha def densha : pretty damn good def densha : i am happy it makes the annoying ringing sound each time for idlers def densha : i have resumed existence def densha : I have noises off def densha : hello hoek-san def densha : still listening to mcr def densha : my brain read that as ncr def densha : like to listen to the new californian republic eh def densha : new vegas brain def densha : my character is faster :D def densha : I played New Vegas for a solid hour before never playing it again def densha : poptan so fast... def densha : no fair (;´Д`) def densha : just like me def river : woah def densha : i need to watch macross too def river : im off da train def densha : What's out this window def densha : tunnel def densha : hell def densha : i really enjoyed sdf macross a dyrl, but haven't seen anything else def densha : heaven def densha : galaxy def densha : it's coming for us all def densha : *and dyrl def densha : That must be why the train doesn't end def densha : clap clap def densha : the stars are so beautiful... def densha : balls check, how's everyone's balls def densha : mine are really cold for some reason def densha : smashed to paste (´ー`) def densha : ow def densha : mine are massive and warm def densha : i think the train door snagged em def densha : loli didn't taek em def densha : balls are inert def densha : lolis not only cut off the penis but the balls too def densha : the pillar AND the stones def densha : how could she def densha : woah def densha : they see me dancin def densha : are they hatin? def densha : yes... def densha : tryna catch you dancin dirty def densha : dirty dancing ヽ(´∇`)ノ def densha : ヽ(´ー｀)ノ def densha : (´￢`) def densha : papa's strip clubberia def densha : why don't we move to cytube def densha : thats a good idea def densha : like now? def densha : spicy meat a ball def densha : i'm down def densha : I think i might dip I think my borger has almost arrived def densha : (but not with the down's) def densha : where'd you get your burgir def densha : cracker barrel def densha : that was the last place I thought you'd say def densha : I didn't know they made burgers def densha : https://cytu.be/r/heyuri def densha : they are pretty good def densha : Fine for me too, I am slowly getting into the stage where I know I will fall asleep while listening to music def densha : Alright. def densha : I gotta be honest def densha : I've never used cytube def densha : time to flaunt my CULTURED taste in REAL music def densha : Well I should probably get Yoshinoya or something. Getting hungry. def densha : you click at + and put a yt video def densha : woah def densha : Will dump the santized log of the entire chat pretty soon. def densha : sweeet def densha : Bye everyone. def densha : bye bye def densha : Don't get over-afterparty'd, we will hold a cytube stream in few weeks too def densha : see you def densha : o/ bye byee def densha : Again, thanks for hosting Angeleno! def densha : bye! def densha : byebye angeleno-san, thx for saving townhall! def densha : thx for enabling this townhall angeleno! def densha : u da man now dawg def densha : This would have been a lot less fun with IRC definitely, a shame gikopoi can't run on old browsers though def densha : thanks for hosting! def densha : borger time! def densha : Works for me using seamonkey def densha : ttyl gamers def densha : according to my tests it doesn't work on a 2020 version of seamonkey (latest version for XP) def densha : Ah damn def densha : it actually loads better on w3m than on palemoon def densha : i can at least see the front page def densha : I hear palemoon is super bloated but that might just be techsnob speak def densha : heyuri browser wen??? def densha : Great idea def densha : Maybe have it have a netscape theme def densha : Actually no that's more 90s def densha : netscape 6 and 7 were pretty sexy def densha : I use the netscape 7 on theme for seamonkey; it is incredibly sexy def densha : 5 hours later and you're still here?! def densha : Of course def densha : yep def densha : We're just tired and ran out of things to talk about def densha : fair def densha : i finished doing a TF2 comp. session and just chilling def densha : Haven't played TF2 in a while def densha : It's still fun? def densha : yeah, but i only started playing in 2019 def densha : who knows how i'll feel in the future def densha : you just need to find the right community server def densha : Ah def densha : if you're into that thing def densha : I stopped playing on regular servers when the whole "casual and competitive" update came out def densha : i think that was 2015-2017 ish def densha : and then I just waved around porn signs and sprays at unsuspecting people in community hightower servers def densha : cant find any characters like the TF2 mercenaries, that's all def densha : anywhere else i mean def densha : They *are* extremely memorable def densha : everyone on the internet has seen something of tf2 at this point, it's like touhou def densha : i've been meaning to try touhou. i've known the character Cirno for a long time def densha : but bullet hell games scare me from first apperance def densha : I don't play bullet hells and I liked the first few touhou games def densha : interesting def densha : I think I played def densha : 6-12 but I didn't finish all of them def densha : it was quite a silly day today, and i find that quite grand def densha : touhou is the reason my z keys always feel looser def densha : lol def densha : i played 1-10 except 9 def densha : (9) def densha : the rest wore too high spec for my PC def densha : even 10 was lagging def densha : Even the PC-98 ones, wow def densha : I played the first PC-98 game def densha : I 1CCd some ^_^ def densha : I actually really enjoyed it and don't know why I stopped there def densha : woa def densha : First one is a little different yes def densha : I think 4 was the most fun def densha : I'll try and do PC-98 stuff again def densha : morgan, come to https://cytu.be/r/heyuri if u want to 4 musiks def densha : I should do that too def densha : alright def densha : well that song is certainly a contrast def densha : the song switchs are so dramatic at times lol def densha : cloudflare won't let me through dammit def densha : i've been playing plants vs zombies recently def densha : great soundtrack, pretty good game regardless of how simple it seems to be def densha : or as simple as i remember def densha : i nevar really played but sounds fun from what i heard def densha : who doesn't love killing zombies? doesn't matter how you kill em' def densha : how did you guys get your usernames def densha : i mean how did you come up with them def densha : usernames def densha : I used to change my username fairly often def densha : I switch usernames a lot def densha : same def densha : I made up this one by listening to the Popotan intro and being like def densha : i came up with morgan just for heyuri when i was going on the cytube def densha : "popotan... poppu... popputan!" def densha : I just happened to be using "kaguya" while I first came to Dicksword of Heyuri and offered to clean up def densha : then it just sticked, I am happy it's not a dumb nick def densha : kaguya is a nice name def densha : "poptan" also happened to be just a word I'd see of poppu and erika art on lolibooru and I thought that was nice def densha : Kaguya is a good name and only now do I know it wasn't based on Kaguya from touhou def densha : im admittedly not into lolis but i do respect it being a common phrase on heyuri defiance in a regard to regular internet attitudes def densha : love this song def densha : o7 def densha : it has been 6 hours since the townhall start def densha : poptan, check ur trip on /b/ sometime :D def densha : yeeep def densha : oh no way def densha : let me make a high quality post def densha : i couldn't get creative, feel free to give another recommendation if you want to def densha : and I hope it werks ^^; def densha : THAAAT'S SICK def densha : Glad you like ^_^ def densha : Not a very high quality post but we win some lose some def densha : I'm gonna kiss you on your mouth def densha : mwah def densha : Very high quality post def densha : >_< def densha : the art's awesome def densha : saw it yesterday and it got put in the favorites folder def densha : there needs to be more chibi maruko chan porn def densha : it is cute def densha : you're cute