[2023-01-28 14:55:18] morgan: you guys want to check up on yoshinoya



YOSHINOYA



[2023-01-28 14:56:11] purplesage99: why does every discussion devolves into child fucking
[2023-01-28 14:56:18] mcloughlin: its fun
[2023-01-28 14:56:21] Gurauba: cause it's soo cool
[2023-01-28 14:56:27] xyzttt: morgan nooo
[2023-01-28 14:56:30] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: This is Heyuri.net, take yo sensitive ass back to 4chan.org.
[2023-01-28 14:56:32] morgan: why am i suddenly fat
[2023-01-28 14:56:33] xyzttt: you are american now
[2023-01-28 14:56:40] Gurauba: magic
[2023-01-28 14:56:47] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: You ate hambreger
[2023-01-28 14:56:50] Gurauba: amerigic
[2023-01-28 14:56:53] mcloughlin: USA
[2023-01-28 14:56:56] mcloughlin: USA
[2023-01-28 14:56:59] xyzttt: it is irreversible
[2023-01-28 14:57:04] Gurauba: usa us
[2023-01-28 14:57:08] Anonymous: sorry for u
[2023-01-28 14:57:10] Gurauba: usa usa usa
[2023-01-28 14:57:11] xyzttt: unless you log out/in
[2023-01-28 14:57:21] morgan: alright. as an american i have to quiz you all for to become real americans
[2023-01-28 14:57:28] morgan: 1) how many burgers are inside one cheeseburger?
[2023-01-28 14:57:28] xyzttt: yes
[2023-01-28 14:57:32] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Gun
[2023-01-28 14:57:33] Anonymous: 1
[2023-01-28 14:57:34] Gurauba: 20!
[2023-01-28 14:57:41] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Firearms.
[2023-01-28 14:57:42] xyzttt: 20 factorials?
[2023-01-28 14:57:43] morgan: correct gurauba! one free loli for you
[2023-01-28 14:57:50] Anonymous: bullshit
[2023-01-28 14:57:52] morgan: 2) how many guns are in the united states?
[2023-01-28 14:57:54] Gurauba: awesome
[2023-01-28 14:57:58] purplesage99: at least 2
[2023-01-28 14:57:58] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Firearms.
[2023-01-28 14:58:00] mcloughlin: all of them
[2023-01-28 14:58:01] Anonymous: INFINITE!!!
[2023-01-28 14:58:03] morgan: correct apple
[2023-01-28 14:58:15] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Can I have a loli gf now?
[2023-01-28 14:58:19] mcloughlin: 3) 7up or sprite?
[2023-01-28 14:58:22] morgan: 3) "Humor" or "Humour"?
[2023-01-28 14:58:24] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: 7up
[2023-01-28 14:58:27] Anonymous: Humour.
[2023-01-28 14:58:30] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Humor.
[2023-01-28 14:58:33] Gurauba: humor
[2023-01-28 14:58:35] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: actually...
[2023-01-28 14:58:38] morgan: Correct apple! You are given an orange.
[2023-01-28 14:58:38] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: FIREARMS!
[2023-01-28 14:58:40] mcloughlin: sprite
[2023-01-28 14:58:48] morgan: 4) Dr. Pepper or Pepsi?
[2023-01-28 14:58:50] xyzttt: goth loli gf take it or leave it
[2023-01-28 14:58:52] purplesage99: I never drank 7uop
[2023-01-28 14:58:53] Gurauba: piss
[2023-01-28 14:58:54] mcloughlin: pepsi
[2023-01-28 14:58:54] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Dr. Peper
[2023-01-28 14:58:56] Anonymous: Dr. Pepper
[2023-01-28 14:58:58] purplesage99: nor dr pepper
[2023-01-28 14:59:04] morgan: Dr. Pepper is better.
[2023-01-28 14:59:14] morgan: 5) What is the current minimum wage?
[2023-01-28 14:59:17] Gurauba: more like dr peepee
[2023-01-28 14:59:19] Anonymous: free
[2023-01-28 14:59:24] purplesage99: the only soft drinks I've ever taken are pepsi coke and guaraná antartica
[2023-01-28 14:59:26] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Firearms.
[2023-01-28 14:59:41] morgan: It is free!
[2023-01-28 14:59:45] morgan: 6) Black?
[2023-01-28 14:59:48] Anonymous: NO
[2023-01-28 14:59:49] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: No
[2023-01-28 14:59:49] mcloughlin: 15.20 where i live
[2023-01-28 14:59:49] Gurauba: no
[2023-01-28 14:59:52] morgan: Correct!
[2023-01-28 14:59:59] morgan: Final Question:
[2023-01-28 15:00:00] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: :D
[2023-01-28 15:00:27] morgan: With f(x) = x^2 + 5x - 6, what are the two possible answers of X?
[2023-01-28 15:00:43] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Firearms & cheeseburgers
[2023-01-28 15:00:53] Gurauba: school did not teach me that
[2023-01-28 15:01:02] Gurauba: i know nothing
[2023-01-28 15:01:02] Anonymous: 1 and -6
[2023-01-28 15:01:18] morgan: Wrong! X is not x, which means X does not exist!
[2023-01-28 15:01:23] Anonymous: ah
[2023-01-28 15:01:30] morgan: You are getting deported.
[2023-01-28 15:01:32] Gurauba: nigga what
[2023-01-28 15:01:35] Anonymous: whoops
[2023-01-28 15:01:44] morgan: BONUS QUESTION
[2023-01-28 15:01:46] purplesage99: damn.
[2023-01-28 15:01:47] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: I am a real American Brotha
[2023-01-28 15:01:49] morgan: Heyrui or Iuryeh?
[2023-01-28 15:01:55] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Heyuri
[2023-01-28 15:02:03] purplesage99: world2ch
[2023-01-28 15:02:07] Gurauba: heyrudi
[2023-01-28 15:02:10] morgan: the fatass wins
[2023-01-28 15:02:11] Anonymous: The authorities do not allow me to answer this question.
[2023-01-28 15:02:22] goblinmane: smells like black people in here
[2023-01-28 15:02:31] Gurauba: we noit black
[2023-01-28 15:02:31] morgan: Goblins are not allowed in the establishment.
[2023-01-28 15:02:35] purplesage99: i do not know of any iruyeh please do not press me further
[2023-01-28 15:02:45] Gurauba: anon is a goblin
[2023-01-28 15:02:48] Gurauba: ]
[2023-01-28 15:02:50] morgan: No, he's obese.
[2023-01-28 15:02:53] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: NIgga I'm a real white ass niggga take yo black ass back to admin bar bitch ass nigga
[2023-01-28 15:03:04] xyzttt: >Wrong! X is not x, which means X does not exist!
[2023-01-28 15:03:09] xyzttt: I don't get this
[2023-01-28 15:03:16] morgan: algebra
[2023-01-28 15:03:24] Anonymous: Man I'm hungry
[2023-01-28 15:03:24] purplesage99: math is case sensitive
[2023-01-28 15:03:30] xyzttt: oh
[2023-01-28 15:03:31] morgan: What do you want to eat?
[2023-01-28 15:03:37] purplesage99: your liver
[2023-01-28 15:03:38] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: brugr
[2023-01-28 15:03:40] purplesage99: :d
[2023-01-28 15:03:42] purplesage99: :D
[2023-01-28 15:03:45] Anonymous: idk an hamburger pls
[2023-01-28 15:03:50] Gurauba: i want to eat loli hambarga
[2023-01-28 15:03:53] xyzttt: what is your fav vn?
[2023-01-28 15:04:03] JohnDiFool: >white ass niggga So you're albino
[2023-01-28 15:04:05] morgan: I've never played a VN.
[2023-01-28 15:04:13] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Yes
[2023-01-28 15:04:15] Gurauba: alagoinha chronicles
[2023-01-28 15:04:19] xyzttt: do americans play vn
[2023-01-28 15:04:22] purplesage99: i really like FULL ADHD - Täyttä elämää
[2023-01-28 15:04:26] morgan: Americans can't read, silly!
[2023-01-28 15:04:31] xyzttt: oh no
[2023-01-28 15:04:36] Anonymous: i have never played an vn
[2023-01-28 15:04:45] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Neither have I.
[2023-01-28 15:04:53] Gurauba: i only know how to watch football
[2023-01-28 15:04:55] morgan: I have the attention span like the fish from Finding Dory.
[2023-01-28 15:05:00] Anonymous: except doki doki literature club and the first 3 phoenix wright games
[2023-01-28 15:05:00] purplesage99: i really like subahimi
[2023-01-28 15:05:16] purplesage99: that's how you know i'm a real intelectual
[2023-01-28 15:05:17] JohnDiFool: Don't play VN. Their stories aren't that good Imo
[2023-01-28 15:05:28] morgan: HELP IM HAVING A SEUZIRE
[2023-01-28 15:05:30] xyzttt: do toehoe girls shower daily?
[2023-01-28 15:05:33] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Good.
[2023-01-28 15:05:36] Gurauba: no
[2023-01-28 15:05:38] Anonymous: lol hes having a seizure
[2023-01-28 15:05:40] Gurauba: they're smelly
[2023-01-28 15:05:51] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Considering the setting, likely not.
[2023-01-28 15:05:53] Gurauba: reimu armpits smell like cheese
[2023-01-28 15:06:02] morgan: whats the best kind of cheese
[2023-01-28 15:06:09] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Cheese
[2023-01-28 15:06:09] Gurauba: cum cheese
[2023-01-28 15:06:21] morgan: what is the best disney game
[2023-01-28 15:06:38] xyzttt: why does she not use de-odor-ant?
[2023-01-28 15:06:41] purplesage99: five nights are freddys
[2023-01-28 15:06:44] Anonymous: probably the spider man one for ps
[2023-01-28 15:06:46] morgan: what is the best?
[2023-01-28 15:06:48] Anonymous: for ps4
[2023-01-28 15:07:08] Gurauba: reimu armpits smell scares off youkais
[2023-01-28 15:07:19] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Is that why youkai?
[2023-01-28 15:07:21] JohnDiFool: In/Spectre
[2023-01-28 15:07:24] morgan: who is the best character of evangelion
[2023-01-28 15:07:30] morgan: (there is a right answer)
[2023-01-28 15:07:30] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Robot
[2023-01-28 15:07:32] Gurauba: obama
[2023-01-28 15:07:34] xyzttt: that penguin
[2023-01-28 15:07:40] morgan: no asuka is best
[2023-01-28 15:07:45] xyzttt: because he's a penguin
[2023-01-28 15:07:47] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Stfu faggot
[2023-01-28 15:07:54] JohnDiFool: Asuka and Shinji I can't choose
[2023-01-28 15:08:01] xyzttt: do you know wo is the best character in batman
[2023-01-28 15:08:04] Anonymous: i'll be right back in a minute or two
[2023-01-28 15:08:04] Gurauba: asuka? more like ass sucka
[2023-01-28 15:08:08] xyzttt: penguin
[2023-01-28 15:08:08] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: that sexy cat
[2023-01-28 15:08:17] xyzttt: no penguin

[2023-01-28 15:08:30] morgan: i gotta pee



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[2023-01-28 15:34:44] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: i think most people treat it as the internet dumpster
[2023-01-28 15:34:53] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: that's the reputation it has in mainstream anyways
[2023-01-28 15:34:53] morgan: it was made to be a dumpster if it wasnt made to be one
[2023-01-28 15:34:56] morgan: *it was turned into
[2023-01-28 15:35:03] morgan: which is really sad to me
[2023-01-28 15:35:04] komeo: i'm pretty sure /b/ was first, jr, it was "Anime/Random"
[2023-01-28 15:35:06] Gaijin: trying to raid 4chan is like pissing in an ocean of piss
[2023-01-28 15:35:14] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: morgan, /b/ was supposed to be a dumpster but thats it
[2023-01-28 15:35:27] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: It's reputation in the mainstream is the crazy racist misogynist hacker forum.
[2023-01-28 15:35:36] Anonymous: my personal conspiracy theory (that is only based on circumstantial evidence) is that 4chan's current style of posting is, in fact, an interconnected web of banter under the guise of trolling each other for teh lulz. where nobody actually cares about le jaks and le trannies or whatever the topic is.
[2023-01-28 15:35:38] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: 4chan officially died the day they removed sachiko from the front page
[2023-01-28 15:35:38] Anonymous: but that
[2023-01-28 15:35:44] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Apple, that's right (x1)
[2023-01-28 15:36:16] anonwaha: it was meant to be a futaba clone, but then Shii had the bright idea that everyone being anonymous would improve the quality of the website (lol)
[2023-01-28 15:36:18] morgan: 4chan just seems so insinecere
[2023-01-28 15:36:25] morgan: i know that might be the point but it just seems like the wrong kind
[2023-01-28 15:36:31] morgan: i cant describe it right
[2023-01-28 15:36:41] morgan: but y'know what i mean
[2023-01-28 15:37:23] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I think what sets Heyuri apart from the other imageboards that exist now is there's a lot more of a forum mentality rather than an "imageboard" one, if you know what I mean
[2023-01-28 15:37:24] Anonymous: more likely 4chan is just on a downward spiral because ojisans from the election days thought it was some bunker made for them
[2023-01-28 15:37:27] xyzttt: have you ever been banned on heyuri before?
[2023-01-28 15:37:33] morgan: nope
[2023-01-28 15:37:41] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: yes, accidentally
[2023-01-28 15:37:47] morgan: you banned yourself? LUL
[2023-01-28 15:37:56] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I've never been banned
[2023-01-28 15:38:00] Anonymous: never been banned once >:D
[2023-01-28 15:38:06] Anonymous: only warned once
[2023-01-28 15:38:09] sata-andagi: nevar
[2023-01-28 15:38:10] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: never been banned
[2023-01-28 15:38:12] anonwaha: i have, and i have also b& kaguya for teh LOLs
[2023-01-28 15:38:17] JohnDiFool: Election Chuds made 4chan popular, than SJW redditors invaded. I can garantee it's monitered by Homeland Security. It's a political mayhem
[2023-01-28 15:38:17] morgan: ban me! ban me! i need to be struck by the majestic b& hammer
[2023-01-28 15:38:19] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: I've received a warning for greentexting (I didn't know that what I typed counted as one)
[2023-01-28 15:38:36] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: i think i've been banned before in late 2021 i dont think with any reason at all either, unless it was a bug ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
[2023-01-28 15:38:43] shy: 4ch has been ran by the fbi since like 2007 or something
[2023-01-28 15:38:57] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I think the only single staff in Heyuri's administration history was nakura
[2023-01-28 15:39:00] morgan: do you think moot still thinks of 4chan
[2023-01-28 15:39:03] Anonymous: i received a warning for trolling
[2023-01-28 15:39:03] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: who wasn't banned*
[2023-01-28 15:39:12] shy: moot only thinks of cocks
[2023-01-28 15:39:13] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: 4chan is constantly monitored by the CIA.
[2023-01-28 15:39:21] sata-andagi: who is moot
[2023-01-28 15:39:21] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: is it?
[2023-01-28 15:39:22] komeo: moot thinks of 4chan and regrets everything
[2023-01-28 15:39:26] xyzttt: some nigga banned me for the violation of rule #8
[2023-01-28 15:39:28] Gaijin: I think i have his work email
[2023-01-28 15:39:29] morgan: i mean he started 4chan at 13
[2023-01-28 15:39:33] komeo: 15*
[2023-01-28 15:39:35] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: he was 15 actually
[2023-01-28 15:39:36] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: yea
[2023-01-28 15:39:36] morgan: surely 4chan is still deep in his brain or something
[2023-01-28 15:39:43] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: it has to be
[2023-01-28 15:39:45] morgan: i would if i was in his shoes
[2023-01-28 15:39:46] shy: I use to spam moots AIM
[2023-01-28 15:39:52] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: He still works at Google, doesn't he
[2023-01-28 15:39:56] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: not anymore
[2023-01-28 15:39:58] sata-andagi: no he left
[2023-01-28 15:39:58] anonwaha: there's a theory that says the cp spambots on all imageboards are 3-letters keeping tabs on moderator sleep patterns
[2023-01-28 15:40:00] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: i think 4chan is probably still in his thoughts
[2023-01-28 15:40:02] komeo: like, if he didn't regret it, why did he stop using the nickname "moot"
[2023-01-28 15:40:04] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: I wonder where Moot is today.
[2023-01-28 15:40:17] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: he at least posts on 4chan if he is alive
[2023-01-28 15:40:18] Anonymous: who knows? there was a recent ad for janitors that i briefly considered signing up for
[2023-01-28 15:40:18] Anonymous: thats an interesting theory
[2023-01-28 15:40:19] morgan: imagine if he's dead
[2023-01-28 15:40:27] morgan: imagine him having a child and that child goes on 4chan
[2023-01-28 15:40:44] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: That was be hilarious.
[2023-01-28 15:40:48] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: would*
[2023-01-28 15:40:49] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: He does have a child I believe
[2023-01-28 15:40:51] Gaijin: he is never going to have children
[2023-01-28 15:40:53] Anonymous: i dont know what i would do as a janitor, there aren't many boards i care for outside of maybe /jp/ or [s4s]
[2023-01-28 15:40:57] komeo: what would he say to his child if that was the case? lol
[2023-01-28 15:41:09] morgan: make the child make his own website
[2023-01-28 15:41:13] anonwaha: "LURK MOAR"
[2023-01-28 15:41:18] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: lol
[2023-01-28 15:41:19] JohnDiFool: What about /g/ anon? Take support there is great!
[2023-01-28 15:41:30] komeo: imagine if he finds that moot dick pic
[2023-01-28 15:41:30] ichigo: WIR SIND DIE JUNGEN DEUTSCHEN
[2023-01-28 15:41:34] ichigo: DER NATIONALEN RECHTEN
[2023-01-28 15:41:44] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: ichigo stop singing rammstein
[2023-01-28 15:42:00] Anonymous: he would say "son, we do no tolerate yiffing in this household"
[2023-01-28 15:42:06] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: "Now son... I've seen your browsing history, and... well... did you see the dick picture?"
[2023-01-28 15:42:18] Anonymous: lolz
[2023-01-28 15:42:21] morgan: you guys want to do a "heyuri sings" one day
[2023-01-28 15:42:24] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: "Have you seen it posted?"
[2023-01-28 15:42:34] ichigo: yes
[2023-01-28 15:42:36] ichigo: lets sing
[2023-01-28 15:42:38] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: heyuri sings sound cool
[2023-01-28 15:42:38] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: I don't have a microphone so I wouldn't participate.
[2023-01-28 15:42:45] Anonymous: "son, you WILL sage in all fields, or there will be no dessert"
[2023-01-28 15:42:46] sata-andagi: wuld particip8
[2023-01-28 15:42:46] morgan: i cant comprehend people born in 2011 browsing the internet as adults
[2023-01-28 15:42:48] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: That'd fucking rule
[2023-01-28 15:43:04] ichigo: let us dance first however
[2023-01-28 15:43:08] Anonymous: heyuri sings sounds like a fun idea, but what would we sing?
[2023-01-28 15:43:08] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: let's sing my chemical romance
[2023-01-28 15:43:13] morgan: WHEN I WAS
[2023-01-28 15:43:16] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I'm listening to them right now
[2023-01-28 15:43:17] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: A YOUNG BOY
[2023-01-28 15:43:23] morgan: MY FATHER
[2023-01-28 15:43:25] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
[2023-01-28 15:43:29] morgan: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
[2023-01-28 15:43:33] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: DUNNNN DUN
[2023-01-28 15:43:34] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: HE SAID
[2023-01-28 15:43:34] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Arghhhhhhhhh
[2023-01-28 15:43:36] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: SON WHEN
[2023-01-28 15:43:43] morgan: YOU GROW UP
[2023-01-28 15:43:43] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Ahhhhh
[2023-01-28 15:43:48] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: WOULD YOU BE
[2023-01-28 15:43:51] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: hhhhhhh
[2023-01-28 15:43:51] morgan: THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
[2023-01-28 15:43:55] dogo: helo
[2023-01-28 15:43:57] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNEDD
[2023-01-28 15:43:57] Anonymous: i got an idea, we could sing sensei no ojikan's opening
[2023-01-28 15:44:01] ichigo: play dead
[2023-01-28 15:44:02] anonwaha: DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP THE MUSIC
[2023-01-28 15:44:04] morgan: i wanted to sing the autism anime
[2023-01-28 15:44:05] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: hi dogo
[2023-01-28 15:44:11] Anonymous: LOCK N LOL
[2023-01-28 15:44:13] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: autummic anime
[2023-01-28 15:44:16] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: there's a lot of autism anime
[2023-01-28 15:44:16] ichigo: rubs belly
[2023-01-28 15:44:20] ichigo: :)
[2023-01-28 15:44:24] morgan: yeah, evangelion is an austim anime
[2023-01-28 15:44:26] sata-andagi: ichigo mash opening
[2023-01-28 15:44:28] morgan: what the fuck is 3.0
[2023-01-28 15:44:34] Anonymous: tism telly
[2023-01-28 15:44:35] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: ojamajo doremi opening
[2023-01-28 15:44:38] dogo: woof
[2023-01-28 15:44:42] morgan: ITS A DOG
[2023-01-28 15:44:47] ichigo: good boy
[2023-01-28 15:44:51] morgan: PET HIM
[2023-01-28 15:44:53] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Who's dog?
[2023-01-28 15:44:54] komeo: dog invaded heyuri townhall?
[2023-01-28 15:44:56] ichigo: pets him
[2023-01-28 15:44:57] dogo: :)))
[2023-01-28 15:45:05] morgan: *pet*
[2023-01-28 15:45:10] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: *pet
[2023-01-28 15:45:10] Anonymous: roleplay? in my townhall?
[2023-01-28 15:45:11] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: *pet*
[2023-01-28 15:45:12] morgan: dont fuck the dog
[2023-01-28 15:45:15] Anonymous: what an unexpected turn of events
[2023-01-28 15:45:16] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: pet pet
[2023-01-28 15:45:18] dogo: *dogo is pleased*
[2023-01-28 15:45:21] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Woah calm down there buddy boy
[2023-01-28 15:45:27] ichigo: dogo sit
[2023-01-28 15:45:33] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I am not a dogfucker personally
[2023-01-28 15:45:43] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Neither Am I
[2023-01-28 15:45:54] Anonymous: i don't like dogs
[2023-01-28 15:45:54] dogo: *dogo sits*
[2023-01-28 15:46:03] morgan: are we cats
[2023-01-28 15:46:10] morgan: dont we hate dogs
[2023-01-28 15:46:10] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: We are cats
[2023-01-28 15:46:12] Anonymous: yes
[2023-01-28 15:46:14] sata-andagi: cat website
[2023-01-28 15:46:14] komeo: do you guys think it's an actual dog using the computer or actually just a human larping as a dog
[2023-01-28 15:46:17] ichigo: no
[2023-01-28 15:46:19] dogo: dogo is cat
[2023-01-28 15:46:21] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: The former
[2023-01-28 15:46:23] morgan: I thought we were all lolis?
[2023-01-28 15:46:26] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: It is a dog.
[2023-01-28 15:46:33] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: in cyberspace we are all lolis
[2023-01-28 15:46:33] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Don't underestimate dogs （ ´,_ゝ`）
[2023-01-28 15:46:36] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: Dog loli.
[2023-01-28 15:46:38] Anonymous: nah it's a cat website now
[2023-01-28 15:46:40] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: and will have hot yuri sekkusu
[2023-01-28 15:46:41] ichigo: dogs and cats are both liked, however it comes down to personal preference which pet you want to keep.
[2023-01-28 15:46:44] morgan: meow
[2023-01-28 15:46:45] Anonymous: except me
[2023-01-28 15:46:46] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: it IS caturday
[2023-01-28 15:46:52] morgan: no it's pizza saturday
[2023-01-28 15:46:58] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Make it doggurday anyways nigga
[2023-01-28 15:47:00] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: more reason to hold THs in gikopoi
[2023-01-28 15:47:02] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: that's illegal
[2023-01-28 15:47:07] JohnDiFool: What are we signing?
[2023-01-28 15:47:08] Anonymous: i just don't like pets at all
[2023-01-28 15:47:17] xyzttt: do you watch My Life as Inukai-san's Dog?
[2023-01-28 15:47:19] morgan: I want a pet kaguya
[2023-01-28 15:47:22] Anonymous: too much hassle to take care of, too much hair
[2023-01-28 15:47:29] morgan: what would you feed pet-kaguya
[2023-01-28 15:47:30] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I feel like Heyuri sings should be started like, a week before Heyuri day
[2023-01-28 15:47:35] komeo: cats don't smell, dogs smell
[2023-01-28 15:47:35] morgan: when is heyuri day
[2023-01-28 15:47:38] anonwaha: cats are best, but i'm allergic (;´Д`)
[2023-01-28 15:47:38] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Heyuri day - may 23 right?
[2023-01-28 15:47:39] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: And get all the submissions
[2023-01-28 15:47:44] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I think so yeah
[2023-01-28 15:47:44] ichigo: kaguya we should hold a TH in a habbo retro one day
[2023-01-28 15:47:48] morgan: we need an OC heyuri song with lyrics
[2023-01-28 15:48:00] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: Yeah a song that represents the site well
[2023-01-28 15:48:02] sata-andagi: im willing to start a heyuri sings thread just not sure what the song should be
[2023-01-28 15:48:03] morgan: what would the song be about hmm
[2023-01-28 15:48:06] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: ichigo we will all dress up as nigras
[2023-01-28 15:48:09] Anonymous: i saw a raid on habbo hotel from 711chan
[2023-01-28 15:48:09] JohnDiFool: I don't watch seasonal anime since psycho-pass aired
[2023-01-28 15:48:14] Anonymous: kinda fun
[2023-01-28 15:48:15] morgan: would it be about a regular users day, or a new user's journey?
[2023-01-28 15:48:16] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: and make teh pool close
[2023-01-28 15:48:21] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: I guess there's the AI heyuri anthem but that doesn't really fit too much
[2023-01-28 15:48:27] dogo: dogo is bartender now
[2023-01-28 15:48:28] ichigo: you can have a private of habbo hotel, with the old version running
[2023-01-28 15:48:32] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: THs are srs bsns, I don't think we can log messages on habbo hotel
[2023-01-28 15:48:39] dogo: what you drinking?
[2023-01-28 15:48:39] ichigo: you can atually
[2023-01-28 15:48:44] Anonymous: heyuri hotel
[2023-01-28 15:48:54] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: 1 star Heyuri Hotel
[2023-01-28 15:48:58] dogo: how do I make it?
[2023-01-28 15:49:02] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: (Piss cups)
[2023-01-28 15:49:07] anonwaha: i used to have a lot of furni back in 2003...
[2023-01-28 15:49:11] Anonymous: it's 1 star because there's cockroaches and hair
[2023-01-28 15:49:20] Anonymous: in the food, in the showers
[2023-01-28 15:49:21] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: Heroin needles in the bedsheets
[2023-01-28 15:49:32] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: dogo these might help https://forum.ragezone.com/f335/
[2023-01-28 15:49:34] ichigo: hosting your own habbo is very easy
[2023-01-28 15:49:36] dogo: 1 piss for you
[2023-01-28 15:49:36] morgan: "welcome to heyuri hotel - it's the best god damn hotel you've ever been telled"
[2023-01-28 15:49:41] morgan: no bad lyrics
[2023-01-28 15:49:48] dogo: :3
[2023-01-28 15:49:48] Anonymous: but it earns that 1 star because it's heyuri hotel, damn it
[2023-01-28 15:49:58] morgan: what rhymes with heyuri
[2023-01-28 15:50:01] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Anon there's loli hair scattered around the rooms (ﾟ血ﾟ#)
[2023-01-28 15:50:04] Anonymous: gayuri
[2023-01-28 15:50:11] Anonymous: which also means gay gay
[2023-01-28 15:50:12] morgan: tell yuri
[2023-01-28 15:50:13] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Byaoi
[2023-01-28 15:50:19] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Heyaoi
[2023-01-28 15:50:21] anonwaha: can u still make ur own rooms and everything in these old habbo clones?
[2023-01-28 15:50:23] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Heyuri hotel: no room service because workers slack off and bed sheets are full of semen
[2023-01-28 15:50:26] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: homosexual heyuri
[2023-01-28 15:50:29] ichigo: yes anonwaha
[2023-01-28 15:50:42] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: My bedsheets are full of semen
[2023-01-28 15:50:43] anonwaha: bobba yeah!
[2023-01-28 15:50:46] morgan: would the heyuri song have trumpets and orchestra instruments
[2023-01-28 15:50:48] morgan: or would it be midi
[2023-01-28 15:50:48] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: STOP FUCKING IN THE HEYURI HOTEL ROOMS!!!!!!(ﾟ血ﾟ#)
[2023-01-28 15:51:00] dogo: what can I give you?
[2023-01-28 15:51:02] Anonymous: wtf why are there used condoms in my pillows
[2023-01-28 15:51:02] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: Everything in my house is just a cum receptacle
[2023-01-28 15:51:16] Anonymous: why is there semen smeared all over my walls?
[2023-01-28 15:51:23] morgan: That's just the paint, honey.
[2023-01-28 15:51:26] Anonymous: it's like a picasso painting
[2023-01-28 15:51:27] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Anon, you don't get it. The used condoms ARE the pillows
[2023-01-28 15:51:39] dogo: I'm gonna say it
[2023-01-28 15:51:46] Anonymous: what the hell, there
[2023-01-28 15:51:49] anonwaha: so who's making the heyuri hotel mafia?
[2023-01-28 15:51:51] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: As long as it's not in the ceiling..
[2023-01-28 15:51:52] dogo: I will say it
[2023-01-28 15:51:54] Anonymous: there's a talking dog with mange
[2023-01-28 15:51:59] ichigo: first rule of the heyuri mafia
[2023-01-28 15:52:00] Anonymous: ....
[2023-01-28 15:52:04] dogo: I'm going to say the word
[2023-01-28 15:52:09] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: The
[2023-01-28 15:52:09] Anonymous: can i get my coffee black, please?
[2023-01-28 15:52:10] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: heyuri is like the mafia in goodfellas
[2023-01-28 15:52:17] dogo: CUM
[2023-01-28 15:52:25] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: woof
[2023-01-28 15:52:27] Anonymous: instead of a horse head, you get sent a used needle or condom
[2023-01-28 15:52:29] morgan: i'd be willing to sing a bit but i've never recorded my voice and liked it before
[2023-01-28 15:52:30] komeo: heyuri hotel was pretty bad, there was a crackhead in my room and he kept talking something about gardens
[2023-01-28 15:52:33] Anonymous: oh wait that's godfather
[2023-01-28 15:52:38] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: White coffee the real? (＾Д^)
[2023-01-28 15:52:38] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: Yeah lol
[2023-01-28 15:52:58] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: post bad? get whacked
[2023-01-28 15:53:01] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: brb must restart browser
[2023-01-28 15:53:14] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: safe venture kaguya
[2023-01-28 15:53:25] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: https://www.whitecoffee.com/
[2023-01-28 15:53:25] ichigo: so sad
[2023-01-28 15:53:31] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Drink foamy semen cups!
[2023-01-28 15:53:39] Anonymous: alright let me tell you something ok? you dont post in the next hours, i may or may not have to whack you off, capiche?
[2023-01-28 15:53:48] morgan: forget about it!
[2023-01-28 15:53:50] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: there are two of me!?
[2023-01-28 15:53:51] Anonymous: you post, forget about it. water under the bridge
[2023-01-28 15:53:55] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: FUGGETABOUTIIIIT
[2023-01-28 15:54:00] morgan: you got some CAWFEE?
[2023-01-28 15:54:05] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: but which one is the REAL kaguya?
[2023-01-28 15:54:10] dogo: woof
[2023-01-28 15:54:12] morgan: i am from new york i can make fun of these people
[2023-01-28 15:54:14] ichigo: it was ME all the time!
[2023-01-28 15:54:15] dogo: woof woof
[2023-01-28 15:54:18] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: What THE FUCK
[2023-01-28 15:54:22] dogo: woof
[2023-01-28 15:54:24] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: There's anothah~
[2023-01-28 15:54:29] Anonymous: how can there be two of my admins?
[2023-01-28 15:54:29] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: Have you guys seen that guy that makes food with his cum in it
[2023-01-28 15:54:33] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Will dogo meow
[2023-01-28 15:54:36] dogo: meow
[2023-01-28 15:54:40] Anonymous: no, but that sounds interesting
[2023-01-28 15:54:41] Anonymous: do tell
[2023-01-28 15:54:42] dogo: woof
[2023-01-28 15:54:48] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: no i haven't heard of him before you told
[2023-01-28 15:54:50] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: do tell popsan
[2023-01-28 15:54:54] dogo: woof
[2023-01-28 15:54:57] ichigo: winrar
[2023-01-28 15:55:04] dogo: woof
[2023-01-28 15:55:09] morgan: i thought it was winwar
[2023-01-28 15:55:09] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: is it u?
[2023-01-28 15:55:10] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=d9CjZb-RWv0
[2023-01-28 15:55:11] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Winrar semen?
[2023-01-28 15:55:17] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: His voice is fucked up
[2023-01-28 15:55:19] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: How does a program cum?
[2023-01-28 15:55:36] dogo: wuf
[2023-01-28 15:55:36] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: He made another video where he made a really shitty mojito with cum in it
[2023-01-28 15:55:37] Anonymous: "my choccate peanut butter"
[2023-01-28 15:55:39] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Poptan THE FUCK
[2023-01-28 15:55:42] Anonymous: choccate huh?
[2023-01-28 15:55:48] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: It's not even age restricted? Woah.
[2023-01-28 15:55:49] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: His mushed up reeses look like dog food
[2023-01-28 15:56:03] morgan: we've been here for 2 hours
[2023-01-28 15:56:12] dogo: Sir, can we talk about your car extended warranty?
[2023-01-28 15:56:17] Anonymous: i didn't even notice
[2023-01-28 15:56:22] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: should we change rooms?
[2023-01-28 15:56:22] shy: there is no way that video is real
[2023-01-28 15:56:26] komeo: i don't have a car
[2023-01-28 15:56:30] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: He made a whole book about semen and food
[2023-01-28 15:56:30] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Angeleno there's a whole channel with all just videos of a guy cumming. He spams his channel in some comment sections
[2023-01-28 15:56:36] shy: hahaha
[2023-01-28 15:56:38] morgan: what is the fireplace
[2023-01-28 15:56:43] Anonymous: that's awesome

[2023-01-28 15:56:44] morgan: i wanna see what the fireplace looks like



FIREPLACE



[2023-01-28 15:57:08] xyzttt: hello morgan
[2023-01-28 15:57:08] morgan: welcome.
[2023-01-28 15:57:11] morgan: sit next to me
[2023-01-28 15:57:27] morgan: did i ever tell you about the long lost brother of kag?
[2023-01-28 15:57:28] xyzttt: you're still fat :D
[2023-01-28 15:57:50] dogo: epic
[2023-01-28 15:57:54] morgan: once upon a time there were two brothers. kaguya and caruya
[2023-01-28 15:57:54] sata-andagi: comfy
[2023-01-28 15:58:01] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: super comfy
[2023-01-28 15:58:05] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: caruya t_t7
[2023-01-28 15:58:13] morgan: caruya was a girl
[2023-01-28 15:58:14] dogo: Welcome to my roblox server
[2023-01-28 15:58:16] morgan: and kaguya was a boy
[2023-01-28 15:58:17] ichigo: who here likes japanese scary movies
[2023-01-28 15:58:26] dogo: Please, only use your spa voice here
[2023-01-28 15:58:28] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I haven't watched very many
[2023-01-28 15:58:29] morgan: kaguya had bad impulse control, and scared caguya a lot
[2023-01-28 15:58:34] xyzttt: >long lost brother
[2023-01-28 15:58:34] hoeouin kyouma: this time i shall use my chat name
[2023-01-28 15:58:38] komeo: why is there a fireplace in what seems like someone's house? is this the heyuri hotel experience?
[2023-01-28 15:58:39] xyzttt: >caruya was a girl
[2023-01-28 15:58:39] hoeouin kyouma: even though it is kinda gay
[2023-01-28 15:58:41] morgan: caguya ran away after a close encounter with kaguya after he went too far one early morning
[2023-01-28 15:58:47] morgan: caguya remains to be unseen...
[2023-01-28 15:58:50] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I watch the ones based off Japanese horror games and they're terrible
[2023-01-28 15:58:52] morgan: lurking among the shadows...
[2023-01-28 15:58:54] ichigo: this room reminds me of one
[2023-01-28 15:58:54] morgan: cutting people's penises...
[2023-01-28 15:58:57] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: Death Forest had one, Ao Oni had one
[2023-01-28 15:58:59] morgan: untill.... BOO!
[2023-01-28 15:59:01] ichigo: dark water
[2023-01-28 15:59:03] morgan: She gets ya
[2023-01-28 15:59:05] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: you scared me
[2023-01-28 15:59:14] hoeouin kyouma: i have ao oni on my hard drive
[2023-01-28 15:59:15] morgan: Anyone have any other stories?
[2023-01-28 15:59:24] morgan: Scary... Scary stories...
[2023-01-28 15:59:26] ichigo: there once was a girl
[2023-01-28 15:59:27] hoeouin kyouma: i got one
[2023-01-28 15:59:30] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: I have a monkey from my sister
[2023-01-28 15:59:36] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I once had sex in a shower room
[2023-01-28 15:59:36] hoeouin kyouma: i was asleep one night
[2023-01-28 15:59:37] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: the end
[2023-01-28 15:59:37] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: oh hi
[2023-01-28 15:59:41] hoeouin kyouma: then all of a sudden
[2023-01-28 15:59:42] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: That's a good story
[2023-01-28 15:59:43] ichigo: -_-
[2023-01-28 15:59:43] hoeouin kyouma: i had to piss
[2023-01-28 15:59:47] hoeouin kyouma: i got up
[2023-01-28 15:59:48] ichigo: i thought it was my turn!!!
[2023-01-28 15:59:51] hoeouin kyouma: i walked to the bathroom
[2023-01-28 15:59:52] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Fuck I got stuck
[2023-01-28 15:59:58] hoeouin kyouma: but there was someone in there!
[2023-01-28 16:00:03] hoeouin kyouma: so i had to piss somewhere else
[2023-01-28 16:00:06] dogo: I have a story
[2023-01-28 16:00:07] hoeouin kyouma: i looked at the floor
[2023-01-28 16:00:10] hoeouin kyouma: there was a bottle
[2023-01-28 16:00:20] komeo: So ur wid yo honi and ur makin out wen the phone ringz. U ansr it n da voice sayz “wut r u doin wit ma daughter?” u tel ur girl n she say “ma dad is ded.” THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
[2023-01-28 16:00:20] hoeouin kyouma: and the bottle looked at me and licked its lips
[2023-01-28 16:00:21] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Oh god
[2023-01-28 16:00:34] ichigo: there once was a girl she worked as a baby sitter in her spare time
[2023-01-28 16:00:48] JohnDiFool: Was she hot?
[2023-01-28 16:00:49] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: how did a bottle lick its lips they do not have lips
[2023-01-28 16:00:49] hoeouin kyouma: and she pissed on babies in her spare time
[2023-01-28 16:00:51] ichigo: one day she had to take care of a baby in the night
[2023-01-28 16:01:06] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Poptan you're too old for this. Bottles have lips now~!
[2023-01-28 16:01:08] dogo: I have a real story
[2023-01-28 16:01:10] ichigo: the mother and father went out for dinner until midnight
[2023-01-28 16:01:14] hoeouin kyouma: obviously
[2023-01-28 16:01:16] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: out of pillows ;_;
[2023-01-28 16:01:23] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: here waha you can have my seat
[2023-01-28 16:01:27] ichigo: when the baby fell asleep she walked into the family's living room
[2023-01-28 16:01:32] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: I have another story, written by my sister when she was 4, about a monkey.
[2023-01-28 16:01:36] morgan: I wanna be a REAL story!
[2023-01-28 16:01:36] hoeouin kyouma: out of pillows? use condoms
[2023-01-28 16:01:38] ichigo: turned on the tv
[2023-01-28 16:01:40] anonwaha: arigatou minna
[2023-01-28 16:01:47] ichigo: i have to mention, the family really liked collecting dolls
[2023-01-28 16:01:53] dogo: I was once playing VR chat
[2023-01-28 16:01:55] ichigo: and next to the tv there was a big clown doll
[2023-01-28 16:02:10] ichigo: she felt quite terrified
[2023-01-28 16:02:17] dogo: joined a spa room, like this one
[2023-01-28 16:02:18] ichigo: it was as if the clown stared right into her soul
[2023-01-28 16:02:19] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: That's frightening
[2023-01-28 16:02:20] morgan: Hold me! I'm scared!
[2023-01-28 16:02:23] hoeouin kyouma: and she said "aaaaaiieeeeee"
[2023-01-28 16:02:25] ichigo: it really bothered her so she called the parents
[2023-01-28 16:02:29] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: piss cups! $0.99
[2023-01-28 16:02:30] hoeouin kyouma: and she ran from the room pissing her pants
[2023-01-28 16:02:31] ichigo: asked if she can cover up the doll
[2023-01-28 16:02:37] ichigo: the parents replied
[2023-01-28 16:02:42] ichigo: we dont have such a doll
[2023-01-28 16:02:44] Apple◆03T5jaaynw: That's too expensive.
[2023-01-28 16:02:45] morgan: I would like to tell a story after you are done, if that is fine with you.
[2023-01-28 16:02:49] dogo: there was only one user
[2023-01-28 16:02:56] hoeouin kyouma: go right ahead
[2023-01-28 16:03:04] ichigo: it's a real story!
[2023-01-28 16:03:05] hoeouin kyouma: this is like 5 stories at once
[2023-01-28 16:03:10] dogo: xd
[2023-01-28 16:03:14] hoeouin kyouma: so many twists and turns
[2023-01-28 16:03:23] morgan: There once were two girls. A blonde and a weird white-colored girl. They HATED each-other.
[2023-01-28 16:03:38] hoeouin kyouma: and the white haired girl was named Iriya
[2023-01-28 16:03:40] morgan: So one day, they decided to see who was the better grill. They went to a spaghetti eating contest.
[2023-01-28 16:03:41] hoeouin kyouma: she had down syndrome
[2023-01-28 16:03:57] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: JS stomaches are like abbys
[2023-01-28 16:03:59] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: KJ*
[2023-01-28 16:04:00] morgan: But there was an issue- the white girl had a horrible disease. If she ate too much, she would turn retarded.
[2023-01-28 16:04:02] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: KJ* But JS too
[2023-01-28 16:04:10] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I can't write JK..
[2023-01-28 16:04:13] morgan: But she could not let down her ego! So she ate. Ate, ate, ate.
[2023-01-28 16:04:15] JohnDiFool: who grills spaghetti?
[2023-01-28 16:04:19] morgan: She fell face first into her spaghetti.
[2023-01-28 16:04:28] morgan: BUT THEN WHO WAS SOFA - i mean, then they took her to the hospital.
[2023-01-28 16:04:41] morgan: But the other girl is so sad that the girl is now retarded, so she hanged herself with her undies.
[2023-01-28 16:04:45] hoeouin kyouma: woah :o
[2023-01-28 16:04:47] morgan: She lurks around bathrooms and spaghetti-estabilsuhemnts.
[2023-01-28 16:04:51] Bakaice: lolz
[2023-01-28 16:04:55] morgan: She might be in this very room.
[2023-01-28 16:04:55] shy: scare!!
[2023-01-28 16:04:56] morgan: And her name?
[2023-01-28 16:04:57] komeo: then who was hospital?
[2023-01-28 16:04:58] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: you forgot the space mecha
[2023-01-28 16:05:04] hoeouin kyouma: and then her nose bled hyper realistically!!
[2023-01-28 16:05:04] morgan: HER NAME WAS KAGUYA!
[2023-01-28 16:05:06] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: If you don't post this on 10 other videos she'll kill you in your sleep tonight
[2023-01-28 16:05:10] morgan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[2023-01-28 16:05:11] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Too bad.
[2023-01-28 16:05:13] hoeouin kyouma: WTF!!! too spooky 4 me!!!
[2023-01-28 16:05:14] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Kill me then.
[2023-01-28 16:05:24] sata-andagi: 2spooky4me
[2023-01-28 16:05:25] komeo: but kaguya is here with us, and he is a man
[2023-01-28 16:05:28] anonwaha: a girl in my room, w00t!
[2023-01-28 16:05:28] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: (;´Д`)
[2023-01-28 16:05:32] hoeouin kyouma: hyper realistic pasta sauce
[2023-01-28 16:05:34] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: too scary for me
[2023-01-28 16:05:35] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)
[2023-01-28 16:06:01] ichigo: there once was a man named takumi
[2023-01-28 16:06:01] morgan: You ever tasted fire?
[2023-01-28 16:06:06] hoeouin kyouma: once
[2023-01-28 16:06:08] hoeouin kyouma: never again...
[2023-01-28 16:06:11] xyzttt: which toehoe girl you ejaculated the most?
[2023-01-28 16:06:14] ichigo: he really liked using the internet
[2023-01-28 16:06:17] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: tewi
[2023-01-28 16:06:18] komeo: i heard blue fire is actually cold
[2023-01-28 16:06:20] shy: patchouli
[2023-01-28 16:06:23] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: marisa probably
[2023-01-28 16:06:26] ichigo: he wasnt very popular or good looking
[2023-01-28 16:06:29] ichigo: but it didnt bother him
[2023-01-28 16:06:30] hoeouin kyouma: dont remember
[2023-01-28 16:06:31] hoeouin kyouma: lost count
[2023-01-28 16:06:38] ichigo: he enjoyed the easy going side of life
[2023-01-28 16:06:51] ichigo: he found this weird website
[2023-01-28 16:06:57] ichigo: in fact we all know which one i am talking about
[2023-01-28 16:07:01] xyzttt: why isn't your name marisa then?
[2023-01-28 16:07:02] hoeouin kyouma: yep
[2023-01-28 16:07:03] morgan: TUMBLR.
[2023-01-28 16:07:06] hoeouin kyouma: iruyeh
[2023-01-28 16:07:07] hoeouin kyouma: oh
[2023-01-28 16:07:07] komeo: THEN WHO WAS TOFU?
[2023-01-28 16:07:21] ichigo: it was a very strange site, to him it was like another world
[2023-01-28 16:07:22] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I liek kaguya
[2023-01-28 16:07:25] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but i don't name after her
[2023-01-28 16:07:33] hoeouin kyouma: a strange world, if you will
[2023-01-28 16:07:33] morgan: do you masturbate to kaguya
[2023-01-28 16:07:43] JohnDiFool: Cirno, Suika and Glenda
[2023-01-28 16:07:45] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: mastrubation
[2023-01-28 16:07:45] xyzttt: >but i don't name after her
[2023-01-28 16:07:47] xyzttt: bullshit
[2023-01-28 16:07:55] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Of course
[2023-01-28 16:07:57] ichigo: he spent quite some time on there
[2023-01-28 16:08:02] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
[2023-01-28 16:08:07] ichigo: and found people to talk to
[2023-01-28 16:08:17] hoeouin kyouma: and they called him a fag
[2023-01-28 16:08:18] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I masturbate to my own inspired-name character a lot
[2023-01-28 16:08:22] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: It's why it is my name
[2023-01-28 16:08:27] ichigo: it was the first time in takumi's life that he called others his "friends"
[2023-01-28 16:08:29] morgan: You masturbate to popcorn?
[2023-01-28 16:08:29] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: xyzttt: it's from the bamboo cutter, but adopting 2hu one as avatars is more fun
[2023-01-28 16:08:36] hoeouin kyouma: i dont masturbate to my namesake (because he's a man)
[2023-01-28 16:08:41] hoeouin kyouma: (and that would be gay)
[2023-01-28 16:08:48] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: just say no homo and it's alright
[2023-01-28 16:08:50] morgan: What's wrong with being gay?
[2023-01-28 16:08:57] morgan: Your mom was gay and she worked out fine.
[2023-01-28 16:08:57] ichigo: one day, it was a winter evening
[2023-01-28 16:09:06] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: ohhh shit
[2023-01-28 16:09:08] hoeouin kyouma: point taken
[2023-01-28 16:09:08] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: he got that guy
[2023-01-28 16:09:22] ichigo: someone on that strange forum invited others to a feast
[2023-01-28 16:09:25] xyzttt: well shit bamboo cutter is not a niche story
[2023-01-28 16:10:05] hoeouin kyouma: but the feast... would be held on a STREAM!!!
[2023-01-28 16:10:08] ichigo: takumi felt endeared and saw that the poster had left his email
[2023-01-28 16:10:13] hoeouin kyouma: oooOOOOooo
[2023-01-28 16:10:22] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: when do they fuck
[2023-01-28 16:10:28] morgan: Guys im shitting my pants this is so scary
[2023-01-28 16:10:30] ichigo: he wrote the strange person
[2023-01-28 16:10:34] hoeouin kyouma: shut up that happens 100 chapters in
[2023-01-28 16:10:36] komeo: bye everyone
[2023-01-28 16:10:37] ichigo: and he got a reply
[2023-01-28 16:10:39] morgan: bye
[2023-01-28 16:10:42] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: bye komeo
[2023-01-28 16:10:46] hoeouin kyouma: see you later, man
[2023-01-28 16:10:47] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: o/ komeo
[2023-01-28 16:10:49] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: o7
[2023-01-28 16:10:50] morgan: o/
[2023-01-28 16:10:51] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: bye komeo
[2023-01-28 16:10:52] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: good having you
[2023-01-28 16:10:55] ichigo: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
[2023-01-28 16:10:55] anonwaha: see u later d00d
[2023-01-28 16:10:56] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: good seeing u
[2023-01-28 16:10:57] hoeouin kyouma: you take care
[2023-01-28 16:10:57] sata-andagi: o/
[2023-01-28 16:11:06] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: holy shit
[2023-01-28 16:11:11] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I got jumpscared
[2023-01-28 16:11:16] morgan: by desu?
[2023-01-28 16:11:16] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: this is so scary
[2023-01-28 16:11:28] ichigo: PS:
ichigo: lookl behind you.
[2023-01-28 16:11:35] hoeouin kyouma: i put in the DESU cartridge in the super nintendo and it bled green and red!!
[2023-01-28 16:11:40] morgan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[2023-01-28 16:11:45] ichigo: he looked back at the screen
[2023-01-28 16:11:45] hoeouin kyouma: and my dad came in and he said BOKU
[2023-01-28 16:11:52] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: heyuri.exe
[2023-01-28 16:11:58] ichigo: and the computer screen turned red
[2023-01-28 16:12:08] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: A BIG SCARY FACE SHOWED UP
[2023-01-28 16:12:17] hoeouin kyouma: AND IT SAID STOP FAPPING TO GAY PORN
[2023-01-28 16:12:22] ichigo: takumi felt scared, he thought he just had to face a gaijin with his desu spam
[2023-01-28 16:12:24] ichigo: but no
[2023-01-28 16:12:28] ichigo: it was much worse
[2023-01-28 16:12:53] ichigo: it was a little girl in his computer screen who screamed for help
[2023-01-28 16:12:59] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: rape
[2023-01-28 16:13:07] xyzttt: why don't you use kaguyahime pictures instead of kaguya while posting
[2023-01-28 16:13:13] ichigo: this little girl's name was chiyu
[2023-01-28 16:13:20] ichigo: chiyu is very evil
[2023-01-28 16:13:26] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: chiizu gyuudon?
[2023-01-28 16:13:39] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: omae chiigyu darou
[2023-01-28 16:13:39] hoeouin kyouma: chiyu the enlightened one
[2023-01-28 16:13:44] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Would she die if you break your screen?
[2023-01-28 16:13:56] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: xyzttt, I did at one point probably
[2023-01-28 16:14:04] ichigo: chiyu was killed in 2004 by a man named Mitsuo Maeda
[2023-01-28 16:14:13] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: But I liek teruyo too
[2023-01-28 16:14:13] ichigo: takumi fret for a second
[2023-01-28 16:14:22] ichigo: Maeda was Takumi's surname...
[2023-01-28 16:14:33] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: also more/better material
[2023-01-28 16:14:54] hoeouin kyouma: oh god the plastic smell is getting worse
[2023-01-28 16:15:02] hoeouin kyouma: what the fuck is burning right now
[2023-01-28 16:15:03] ichigo: and Mitsuo was none other than his brother who left the Maeda household years ago
[2023-01-28 16:15:40] ichigo: chiyu was only 12 at the event of her killing
[2023-01-28 16:15:52] ichigo: yet Mitsuo claimed she was evil and deserved it
[2023-01-28 16:16:07] ichigo: takumi didnt know what to do or to believe anymore
[2023-01-28 16:16:28] ichigo: so he interacted with chiyu, with a dead girl through his computer
[2023-01-28 16:16:34] ichigo: she wasnt very talkative
[2023-01-28 16:16:43] ichigo: she kept spouting numbers who appeared random at first
[2023-01-28 16:16:53] ichigo: but after a while takumi realized those were coordinates
[2023-01-28 16:17:24] ichigo: he wrote them down and promised himself to investigate the next day
[2023-01-28 16:17:29] JohnDiFool: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[2023-01-28 16:17:33] hoeouin kyouma: and the coordinates were for.... the WHITE HOUSE
[2023-01-28 16:17:36] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: komso taktakatak
[2023-01-28 16:17:58] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: there are hidden lolis in white house
[2023-01-28 16:18:01] ichigo: when takumi tried using his computer once again
[2023-01-28 16:18:06] morgan: there once was a story of an ugly barnacle.
[2023-01-28 16:18:06] hoeouin kyouma: it's a missile attack of lolis
[2023-01-28 16:18:07] ichigo: it wouldnt turn on
[2023-01-28 16:18:09] morgan: he was so ugly that everybody died
[2023-01-28 16:18:10] morgan: the end
[2023-01-28 16:18:20] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: kGUY
[2023-01-28 16:18:21] ichigo: he went to a net cafe
[2023-01-28 16:18:23] hoeouin kyouma: the ugly ballistic missile
[2023-01-28 16:18:23] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: that story never gets old
[2023-01-28 16:18:32] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: holy shit I just turned on TTS
[2023-01-28 16:18:34] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: this is awesome
[2023-01-28 16:18:36] morgan: how old are you fuckers
[2023-01-28 16:18:39] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: 20
[2023-01-28 16:18:40] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: oof it's like only 4 pm and im starting to feel tired
[2023-01-28 16:18:42] JohnDiFool: 19
[2023-01-28 16:18:42] ichigo: and used the new technology that provided him with exact map directions
[2023-01-28 16:18:46] hoeouin kyouma: 18, bro
[2023-01-28 16:18:48] morgan: OH FUCK I FORGOT TO TURN UP TTS NOOOO
[2023-01-28 16:19:01] JohnDiFool: Still in college lmao
[2023-01-28 16:19:04] ichigo: he saw it right then right there.
[2023-01-28 16:19:04] morgan: john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden
[2023-01-28 16:19:16] ichigo: AOKIGAHARA FOREST.
[2023-01-28 16:19:23] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: GASP
[2023-01-28 16:19:34] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: t-t-t-t-the SUICIDE FOREST??
[2023-01-28 16:19:36] ichigo: takumi thought no way
[2023-01-28 16:19:49] ichigo: a long journey before him
[2023-01-28 16:19:52] ichigo: takumi finally arrived
[2023-01-28 16:19:58] hoeouin kyouma: takumi thought to himself "woah this is where all the cool youtubers hang out"
[2023-01-28 16:20:01] ichigo: the entrance said
[2023-01-28 16:20:23] ichigo: Please, think about your relatives, past the line is dangerous.
[2023-01-28 16:20:25] JohnDiFool: "woah this is where Logan Paul..."
[2023-01-28 16:20:42] ichigo: takumi just didnt care anymore
[2023-01-28 16:20:50] hoeouin kyouma: i dont blame him
[2023-01-28 16:20:56] ichigo: full of sweat and a red head he went forward
[2023-01-28 16:21:07] ichigo: 2 miles in he seemed lost
[2023-01-28 16:21:17] ichigo: i think i should have brought tape with me
[2023-01-28 16:21:20] ichigo: he said
[2023-01-28 16:21:29] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Please, think about your relatives, past the line is dangerous. < this is suicide inducing for some...
[2023-01-28 16:21:35] Anonymous: hi
[2023-01-28 16:21:46] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: sad but trye
[2023-01-28 16:21:53] hoeouin kyouma: i agree with kaguya that line should be censored because it triggers my suicidal pet hamster >:(
[2023-01-28 16:21:56] ichigo: after 2 hours takumi found the exact location
[2023-01-28 16:22:03] ichigo: there, a letter appeared
[2023-01-28 16:22:09] ichigo: he opened it
[2023-01-28 16:22:16] ichigo: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU 
[2023-01-28 16:22:25] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: gasp
[2023-01-28 16:22:38] ichigo: takumi
[2023-01-28 16:22:41] ichigo: felt so fooled
[2023-01-28 16:22:45] anonwaha: he wanted a boku
[2023-01-28 16:22:48] ichigo: and this time he thought
[2023-01-28 16:23:04] ichigo: i should have brought rope with me because this is the perfect place to end it all!
[2023-01-28 16:23:10] ichigo: from that day on
[2023-01-28 16:23:15] JohnDiFool: Go to Sleep...
[2023-01-28 16:23:17] ichigo: takumi left his parents house
[2023-01-28 16:23:18] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: I'm too tired to comprehend anything being said here
[2023-01-28 16:23:22] ichigo: without a trace
[2023-01-28 16:23:25] ichigo: without a suicide note
[2023-01-28 16:23:30] ichigo: he is now a corpse
[2023-01-28 16:23:33] morgan: NO
[2023-01-28 16:23:34] ichigo: no one knows why he died
[2023-01-28 16:23:36] hoeouin kyouma: go to sleep? woah thats what the scary man from the creepypasta said!
[2023-01-28 16:23:45] ichigo: but me, I was the one who fooled Takumi with the email.
[2023-01-28 16:23:49] morgan: im gonna shit someone elses pants this is so scary
[2023-01-28 16:23:58] anonwaha: plz don't shit my pants
[2023-01-28 16:23:58] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: alright who shit my pants
[2023-01-28 16:24:04] hoeouin kyouma: not me
[2023-01-28 16:24:17] JohnDiFool: Stop lying I saw u
[2023-01-28 16:24:17] morgan: i laughed hard hearing that in TTS
[2023-01-28 16:24:28] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: I shuld turn on tts
[2023-01-28 16:24:36] sata-andagi: du eet
[2023-01-28 16:24:37] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: A
[2023-01-28 16:24:42] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: Automatic doesn't work for me so I use the animal crossing one
[2023-01-28 16:24:47] anonwaha: てすと
[2023-01-28 16:24:49] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Wait what?
[2023-01-28 16:24:52] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: That's it?
[2023-01-28 16:24:53] morgan: LOL ANIMAL CROSSING
[2023-01-28 16:24:56] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Yooooooo I'm gonna
[2023-01-28 16:24:58] morgan: THIS IS AMAZING
[2023-01-28 16:25:02] ichigo: I hope you liked the twist to the story
[2023-01-28 16:25:08] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I did Ichigo
[2023-01-28 16:25:09] morgan: i did ichigo
[2023-01-28 16:25:09] hoeouin kyouma: i rate it 4 star
[2023-01-28 16:25:12] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: TTS doesn't werk on linux ；＿；
[2023-01-28 16:25:13] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: You're like the new M Night Shamalan
[2023-01-28 16:25:17] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Oh my god fucking its real
[2023-01-28 16:25:20] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: If you're gonna quit, you gotta SAVE first! Use your head, punk! It's even written in the manual!
[2023-01-28 16:25:21] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: Yeah that's what I thought :(
[2023-01-28 16:25:27] hoeouin kyouma: kaguya which version of linux do u use
[2023-01-28 16:25:33] morgan: I am going to eat Isabelle.
[2023-01-28 16:25:40] morgan: What is the name of your Town?
[2023-01-28 16:25:40] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: the kernel?
[2023-01-28 16:25:53] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: manjaro if you mean the distribution
[2023-01-28 16:25:59] ichigo: manjaro winrar
[2023-01-28 16:26:07] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: I use Artix on my desktop
[2023-01-28 16:26:08] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Clockwerk
[2023-01-28 16:26:08] hoeouin kyouma: distribution yeah
[2023-01-28 16:26:18] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: but I'm using antix on my thinkpad craptop
[2023-01-28 16:26:23] morgan: I am going to go now. Thank you all. :)
[2023-01-28 16:26:23] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Japanese tts lmao
[2023-01-28 16:26:27] morgan: hope to see you guys another day
[2023-01-28 16:26:28] morgan: o7
[2023-01-28 16:26:30] hoeouin kyouma: windows 10 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[2023-01-28 16:26:31] sata-andagi: o/
[2023-01-28 16:26:34] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: MacOS
[2023-01-28 16:26:34] poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: o/ morgan
[2023-01-28 16:26:34] JohnDiFool: I use Gentoo
[2023-01-28 16:26:35] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: morgan bye
[2023-01-28 16:26:38] Angeleno◆BMDik3OFd2: bye morgan
poptan◆Mnb3BZrs86: Great having you
[2023-01-28 16:26:42] anonwaha: goodbye morgan-san
[2023-01-28 16:26:44] ichigo: hope to have you here for another storytime
[2023-01-28 16:26:45] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I wonder how it handles kanji
[2023-01-28 16:26:51] shy: bbyy
[2023-01-28 16:26:52] morgan: keep making heyuri a great place to be
[2023-01-28 16:26:54] jr◆IoZP1d.X7s: Morgan's goodbye message sounded really wise with the jptts
[2023-01-28 16:26:57] kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: good night morgan-san
[2023-01-28 16:26:58] JohnDiFool: I can
hoeouin kyouma: take care morgan
[2023-01-28 16:27:04] JohnDiFool: can