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<kuz> kaguya  nine11 ceje crafty Cragnathar delta emo Gargleoil TortillaRetreat Internets jewpex Kribbles lolwut NoNickname__ HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND WELCOME TO THE  3RD MONTHLY HEYURI TOWNHALL MEETING
<kuz> IT IS NO 1:00PM MEANING WE HAVE COMMENCED!!!!!!!!!~
<Kribbles> Hi
<kuz> hello
<Ceje> Huzzah! 
<TortillaRetreat> Hiyo, buddies.
<kaguya> hay
<kuz> mr retreat got here in the nick of time
<kuz> 2 seconds after we started
<kuz> anyhow............................................. lets begin
<Kribbles> Fashionably late
<kuz> first question i had..... what is everyones opinion on the latest newspost?
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<TortillaRetreat> I'd say it's fine, I also agree that simplicity of design is best.
<zxdek> RESTART
<zxdek> WHAT DID I MISS
<kuz> ><kuz> first question i had..... what is everyones opinion on the latest newspost?
<zxdek> hi kaguya 
<zxdek> hi nine11 
<zxdek> hi kuz
<zxdek> hi ceje
<zxdek> hi crafty
<zxdek> hi Cragnathar 
<TortillaRetreat> Hi zxdek
<zxdek> hi delta 
<zxdek> hi emo
<Ceje> hi zxdek
<zxdek> hi Gargleoil 
<Kribbles> oh jeez
<kaguya> hello zxdek
<Cragnathar> hi
<zxdek> hi Kribbles 
<zxdek> hello hello
<Kribbles> hello
<kuz> another new face..
<kuz> shame, yukichan must not be able to attend this time
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<zxdek> >[13:02] <~kuz> ><kuz> first question i had..... what is everyones opinion on the latest newspost?                                                                                            whats wrong with our style now?? i dont think its crowded at all
<TortillaRetreat> I just want to know whether this will be in emulation of our classic imageboard motif like StrawberryHeaven motif, or turn into its own spin.
<zxdek> TortillaRetreat wut
<kuz> seconded, wut
<Kribbles> well ill second zxdek, why change it?
<kaguya> I like simplicity, but I think what fits heyuri the best is something more "colorful"
<TortillaRetreat> Whether in the process of your want to simplify things, will that be simplifying them to make them more like classic imageboards like old 4chan and futaba, or simplifying it but changing that enough that it becomes it own thing in terms of look and feel
<zxdek> look at that /q/ thread as well
<TortillaRetreat> seconded kaguya
<kuz> im not sure really.. i just think the clean style of sh had its merits. perhaps it could be a toggleable thing? i would have regular heyuris features enabled by default, but all could be disabled in a menu
<TortillaRetreat> That sounds perfect kuz
<zxdek> that sounds alright
<Kribbles> wouldn't that make it slower?
<zxdek> how is kokonotsuba coming along?
<kuz> as if heyuri could get any slower..
<kuz> um
<kuz> i mean
<kuz> no
<kuz> koko will be optomized for speed
<kuz> frontend changes will be minimal
<kuz> and its doing fine zxdek
<kuz> fine as in we are 5% done
<kuz> i would say it should be done my the end of march
<kuz> and we will put out a testing version long before then
<kuz> a shame only 1 of the 4 devs could attend
<zxdek> who is the 1?
<kuz> i guess i am one as well
<kuz> and nine11 volunteered his work (hence, the op) but he doesnt know php so his work has been rather... limited
<zxdek> ah
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<zxdek> and i see this ceje fellow has a +
<zxdek> is he a dev of some sort
<kaguya> hello tbhonest
<tbhonest> I HERD YOU LIEKD PARTIES
<kuz> Ceje is a janitor
<Ceje> I am a janitor
<zxdek> * shakes hands 
<kaguya> ><kuz> first question i had..... what is everyones opinion on the latest newspost?
<zxdek> should we also discuss activity rates?  ::: https://img.heyuri.net/q/imgboard.php?res=2584
<Kribbles> activity rates really dont bother me in the slightest
<Kribbles> Heyuri is the last part of the internet I'm still on, doesn't matter much to me
<TortillaRetreat> We do1
<zxdek> we do1 2
<kuz> i think the neocities project was indeed cute.. whichever one of you that runs it should put up some tags too
<kuz> but then again, i know the average neocities user and they arent exactly ideal
<kaguya> anon on /q/ mentioned vidlii too
<Kribbles> what's the average neocities user?
<tbhonest> kaguya vidlii sucks
<TortillaRetreat> What's the kinda anon you would want here on heyuri?
<lolwut> https://heyuri.neocities.org/ , brb following
<TortillaRetreat> How much learning are you willing to forgive?
<Kribbles> I saw that site, just don't know the culture in neocities
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<lolwut> I'm actually on Neocities a lot
<kuz> Neocities is full of teens who think "crystal pepsi" and marquee tags are the peak of the interent
<kuz> its more than that really
<kuz> and im willing to forgive a reasonable amount of mistakes, but the tips are there for a reason.
<tbhonest> kuz what was the peak of the Internet in your opinion?
<kuz> heyuri! - or anything thats not a god awful web 2.0 site. you dont have to make your site look like it was made in a high school lab in 1999 for it to be nice. 
<kuz> i make sure all of the sites i run follow a somewhat cohesive standard, should be under 200kb, (exceptions apply), should not use webkit, should not load webfonts, no jquery, etc
<kuz> some websites i particularly admire are 2ch.sc and 4-ch.net
<kuz> and i have based alot of my design on them over the years
<kuz> it is reflected heavily in kolyma.jp
<kuz> the design of my personal site i consider to be on the border between looking nice and being a web2.0 site :: kuz.lol
<zxdek> very interesting
<kuz> and.... if you meant a time period - 2005
<zxdek> someone should save this for when tortilla joins back, since kuz answered his questions while he was gone
<zxdek> save as in copy the logs
<kaguya> all heyuri townhall logs are being uploaded to 2taba
<Ceje> We're going to be famous!
<kuz> fun fact: although nakura is not in attendance to tell you herself, the name of that site actually translates literally as "2chan"
<tbhonest> I guess I'm the same then, I miss the time where random websites like http://stuffonmycat.com/ were relevant
<kuz> https://2ちゃん.net/
<tbhonest> when*
<zxdek> who says they cant be relevant now? heyuri is part of a web 1.0 revival movement!!
<Gargleoil> PARTY
<kuz> its one of the main "philosophies" i push in kolyma
<tbhonest> it feels like half of the Internet is centered around a few websites now
<zxdek> 86% of all internet traffic goes to the same 500 websites.
<kuz> I see this as a good thing.
<kuz> Do you really want that 86% to be visiting OUR websites?
<kuz> do you want 
<tbhonest> zxdek I'm still very pessimistic about that
<kuz> "the masses" to be coming here?
<kuz> i am glad that our portion of the web is niche
<tbhonest> any alt-chan pulling 2005 4chan levels of traffic would be very nice
<Kribbles> its like trying to have 4chan removed.. then that poison is swarming the rest of the web
<tbhonest> don't lie kuz lol
<kuz> i am willing to spread the philosophy but it is definitley not what i want to become the mainstream
<Gargleoil> same
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<Gargleoil> exactly
<kuz> am i right or am i right
<tbhonest> I am right, of course
<TortillaRetreat> What'd I miss?
<zxdek> you have shown a new light on what i was thinking
<kaguya> https://i.imgur.com/FI8RFhn.png
<kuz> what do you think about that tbhonest 
<zxdek> TortillaRetreat: https://i.imgur.com/FI8RFhn.png
<tbhonest> any website that gets noticed by normies will have its identity destroyed
<tbhonest> anything niche, actually
<kuz> exactly
<kuz> which is why i think its a good thing that the majority of internet traffic is on stupid shit like amazon or twitter
<Kribbles> here's a good read on all of this https://www.gwern.net/docs/technology/2005-shirky-agroupisitsownworstenemy.pdf
<tbhonest> what about Reddit?
<kuz> and heres another load of cum to swallow, most of these people are on phones
<Kribbles> this has been happening for 40 years now
<tbhonest> the have-it-all website
<kuz> the internet as WE know it is still rather niche
<kuz> less than 10 million people
<kuz> i would estimate
<tbhonest> WE are a dying breed, kuz. And most of us are jaded old cunts who will refuse to have fun or see fun things as "reddit"
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<tbhonest> Too fucked to do so much as put captions on an image
<kuz> i think the final demise of such things will only come long after my passing
<tbhonest> You need that Internet traffic, otherwise you'll just end up in a bubble, like most alt chans tend to do, see 7chan
<kuz> maybe in 20 years
<kuz> 10 million people is enough to keep a nice cycle of "new people". it wont get too stale if you know what your doing
<kuz> sometimes you need to shake off the fleas to make room for new ones
<zxdek> where is tortilla-kun?
<Kribbles> wow, that's a phrase
<tbhonest> he retreated
<kuz> kaguya, thoughts?
<tbhonest> kuz: "fleas" lol
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<kuz> the best translation i can think of.. in russia we have a word for users who only take but do not contribute
<Gargleoil> https://heyuri.neocities.org/
<Gargleoil> this guy's trying a bit too hard
<tbhonest> So phone users?
<Gargleoil> who made this?
<kuz> yeah, thats who they are, but there is a word for them specifically that encompasses a whole group
<kaguya> kuz: I agree, those are reasons why I love heyuri
<kuz> Gargleoil: the community
<Gargleoil> lole
<kaguya> some of the reasons, at least
<kuz> no, seriously: https://dis.heyuri.net/code/kareha.pl/1612780291/l50
<tbhonest> The pewdiepie kids-era
<tbhonest> or eCelebs-era, whatever you want to call it
<kuz> phones are blocked by default on heyuri
<zxdek> kuz: i think the word you are looking for is "leeches" - not fleas
<tbhonest> lol nice
<Kribbles> Mm, interesting, it's working on my phone
<kuz> well you cant block all mobile ranges
<kuz> some will slip through
<tbhonest> also wurks on my phone
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<Kribbles> Fair enough. I know very little about the internet
<zxdek> werks for me!
<tbhonest> on Mootxico we just redirect mobile device IDs to ebay's computer section
<kuz> well boys looks like i got a problem on my hands.. ill be sure to note this down and lash your developer
<kaguya> not blocked on mine either, but most features don work well 
<kaguya> don't*
<tbhonest> peace
<imcarlton> I never even tried it because you can'
<imcarlton> -t name images on phone
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<kaguya> What abput blovking mobile suer agents?
<kaguya> mobile* user*
<zxdek> i dont think this thread ever got a real answer: https://img.heyuri.net/q/imgboard.php?res=2584
<TortillaRetreat> Skool needing more attention than heyuri
<tbhonest> Kaguya: yeah that's what we do
<tbhonest> wurks fine
<kuz> tbhonest: are you a pee h pee developer?
<tbhonest> Barry on #mootxico is, you could ask him about it
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<kaguya> saika
<kuz> yukichan!!!!!!!!!!!!
<zxdek> OMG
<yukich> bad apple (〜￣▽￣)〜
<TortillaRetreat> aykichan
<Kribbles> are you interested in adding the user agent block? I've done that before if you'd like
<kaguya> yukichan: remember what you would do if kuz reopens /g/uro board? Well, he runs gurochan now
<kuz> perhaps, are you experienced with that?
<Kribbles> No.
<Kribbles> But I've done it before
<zxdek> what did yukichan say she would do
<yukich> (￣ω￣ ) your not valid to request that, anymore
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<tbhonest> who's yukichan??
<Ceje> Kuz is a lesbian!?
<kaguya> zxdek: something related to the last haiku post
* zxdek OOOOOOOOHHH YEAHHHH, zxdek roars as he fucks yukichan
<kuz> yukichan is the resident japanese schoolgirl (real)
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<imcarlton> :(
<tbhonest> holy friggin crap, can you shoot laserbeams outta your eyes yukich!?
<yukich>  (`ω´) spiders
<tbhonest> I've seen that so many times in my japanese cartoons
<yukich> SPIDERS! /╲/\╭(ರರ⌓ರರ)╮/\╱\
<kaguya> DO NOT WANT
<Ceje> That's a cute spider
<yukich> C= C= C= C= C=┌(;・ω・)┘ UH UH THATS THE MAN CHASING ME
<yukich> kaguya: (･ω<)☆
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<Ceje> Kaguya loves spiders
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<kuz> ORDAAAAAAAA
<zxdek> ahem..
<kuz> i will NOT let this hearing be interupted by some whore
<zxdek> * gasp *
<yukich> .･ﾟﾟ･(／ω＼)･ﾟﾟ･. 
<kaguya> back to srs bsns pls
<kuz> now... back to the topic at hand
<kuz> .. what was the topic at hand
<kaguya> let's finish about simplicity
<zxdek> (^ω^)
<tbhonest> How to transfer every single Heyuri user to Mootxico
<tbhonest> Let us continue
<kuz> we decided on simplicity
<kuz> we decided on that too
<tbhonest> lol
<kaguya> then frequency of townhalls
<zxdek> mootxico was obliterated in 2001
<kuz> ah yes kaguya 
<Gargleoil> I dont think mootxico is trying to be a heyuri 2
<kuz> who said that?
<Gargleoil> >How to transfer every single Heyuri user to Mootxico
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<Gargleoil> fuck off
<Gargleoil> anywayes :3
<kuz> i also
<kuz> wanted to discuss
<kuz> how often these happen
<kuz> i was thinking about making it every other month
<kuz> instead of every month
<kaguya> or even annually
<kuz> probably not
<Gargleoil> I'm in the middle of a lecture so I can barely participate
<zxdek> kaguya: explain! https://kuz.lol/wamu.png
<Ceje> Bimonthly or quarterly would probably be for the best
<kuz> quarterly, thats good
<kaguya> zxdek: wamu
<Ceje> :)
<zxdek> wamu is an integral part of kolyma kulture
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<zxdek> buy delta..
<kuz> bye*
<yukich> lets have fun!
<Ceje> zxdek: $__$
<Kribbles> Can I suggest something -- I think having more events/parties is good, like the monthly anime, some other kind of monthly event on heyuri would be fun
<yukich> okay bye.. (´• ω •`) ♡ work and school is the
<yukich> vrgynhjyjnevrgvyjngkrgvynkynkjgvcrynkevrgvynrgkvernhvethnkrvethergvhkjergoh
<yukich> i put hand on keyboard
<yukich> that what happened
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<zxdek> out with a bang
<kaguya> .quotes add <yukich> vrgynhjyjnevrgvyjngkrgvynkynkjgvcrynkevrgvynrgkvernhvethnkrvethergvhkjergoh
<kuz> .quotes add <yukich> vrgynhjyjnevrgvyjngkrgvynkynkjgvcrynkevrgvynrgkvernhvethnkrvethergvhkjergoh
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<Quotes> [Quote] Added quote #9 by kaguya
<Quotes> [Quote] <yukich> vrgynhjyjnevrgvyjngkrgvynkynkjgvcrynkevrgvynrgkvernhvethnkrvethergvhkjergoh
<imcarlton> lul
<zxdek> .quote random
<Quotes> [Quote] #3 added by kuz 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours 50 minutes 37 seconds ago.
<Quotes> [Quote] <kuz> cums into my hand and i consume the seminal fluids and we suck eachothers cocks, then, after that, we finish our meal and go to sleep together (our clothes stay on, i dont want to see naked man.)
<zxdek> uhh
<zxdek> .quote random
<Quotes> [Quote] #5 added by kuz 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours 47 minutes 22 seconds ago.
<Quotes> [Quote] <kuz> kaguya
<Ceje> .quote search 4
<Quotes> [Quote] No quotes found.
<Ceje> .quote 4
<Ceje> I forgot the command
<zxdek> .quote search cocks
<Quotes> [Quote] 2 matches found: #4,3
<kaguya> #4
<zxdek> .quote help
<zxdek> hm
<kaguya> .quote search #4
<Quotes> [Quote] No quotes found.
<Gargleoil> .ban kuz
<Gargleoil> damnit
<Ceje> .quote read 4
<Quotes> [Quote] #4 added by kuz 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours 50 minutes 41 seconds ago.
<Quotes> [Quote] <kirisame> i fucking LOVE cocks
<Gargleoil> nice
<kuz> .quote read 8
<Quotes> [Quote] #8 added by kuz 2 weeks 4 days 21 hours 17 minutes 44 seconds ago.
<Quotes> [Quote] <kaguya> hewwo!!!! i am 13 year old from canada, looking for older russian man to rape me. if your interested, email me @ kaguya at kolyma dot jp !!!!!!!!! :3
<kaguya> no mails since
<kaguya> :sad:
<Gargleoil> fucking canadians
<Ceje> Maybe because you're a liar
<Ceje> You're not 13 anymore
<Ceje> :T
<zxdek> poll: are you satisfied with heyuris PPH                                                                     
<Gargleoil> peepee hard
<Ceje> pools per hosue
<Ceje> *house
<kaguya> <kuz> quarterly, thats good
<kaguya> Once in 4 months?
<kuz> 4 times per year
<Ceje> 12/4
<kuz> thats ever 3 months
<kuz> every*
<kaguya> 3*4=12
<zxdek> ARE
<zxdek> YOU
<zxdek> SATISFIED
<zxdek> WITH
<zxdek> HEYURIS
<zxdek> PPH
<kaguya> no
<Ceje> JUST
<Ceje> USE
<Ceje> THE
<Ceje> PUBLIC
<imcarlton> but I want funny kuz quotes more
<Ceje> POOL
<zxdek> .quote random
<Quotes> [Quote] #8 added by kuz 2 weeks 4 days 21 hours 20 minutes 37 seconds ago.
<Quotes> [Quote] <kaguya> hewwo!!!! i am 13 year old from canada, looking for older russian man to rape me. if your interested, email me @ kaguya at kolyma dot jp !!!!!!!!! :3
<zxdek> .quote random
<Quotes> [Quote] #6 added by kaguya 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours 49 minutes 17 seconds ago.
<Quotes> [Quote] <yukich> a ho mmosexuality board for kuznetsov!!
<kaguya> actual quote^
<zxdek> what im trying to say is i love heyuri but
<zxdek> its a bit.. quiet at times
<imcarlton> kool kwote kaguya
<zxdek> i would enjoy a faster paces expeereenc
<zxdek> e
<kaguya> are watching the monthly anime?
<kaguya> post moar
<tbhonest> zxdek: "it's quiet so I won't post :<"
<zxdek> i am watching yes
<zxdek> well i like to reply more than i do make threads
<imcarlton> i agree, if there were a little more happening it'd be perfect
<Ceje> Be the change you want to see
<tbhonest> You can always advertise... on reddit
<zxdek> the audience is definitley out there, they just dont know about heyuri
<imcarlton> Yeah I made my first swf for this site, the lolige siege one
<zxdek> ah that was fun
<zxdek> i cant for the life of me do flsh
<imcarlton> epic post number 100 on /f/ :3
<Kribbles> <Ceje> Be the change you want to see
<zxdek> flash
<zxdek> well are you following his advice too?
<kaguya> what other events do you think we can do on heyuri, like monthly anime?
<Kribbles> i usually forget about the internet every few weeks
<Kribbles> Ah, damn you got me there
<kaguya> whta I believe is heyuri doesn't need more users
<kaguya> Just needs more active userbase
<kuz> i heard this one guy who has since left for the military, but used to be on heyuri, he said: i strive to make at least 1 thread a day, and if not possible, reply to at least 5
<zxdek> good advice
<kuz> and to be clear.. speed should not cloud the requirement of quality. READ. THE. TIPS!
<kaguya> if everyone here created a thread and posted 4 replies a day on heyuri we would near July Speeds
<imcarlton> was lolige_x just a kool prank or was that a real takeover
<zxdek> people will feel more inclined to post if they see others doing it as well.. we can directly influence the posting rates this way :^)
<kuz> lolige_x was lolicos evil brother who tried to strangle me in my sleep, but when i woke up i deposed him. he made a political party and its slogan was "is no gream as same as daed"? hence the hax
<kaguya> http://heyurihistoricalsociety.tk/wiki/doku.php?id=lolige_x
<zxdek> resolution: we all make a thread per day, even if just 5 of us did, and also replied to others, we would exceed july speeds as well as encourage others!
<kaguya> Agreed, I was thinking I lost connection
<kaguya> also start watching the monthly anime if you haven't already
<kuz> ...
<kuz> ..
<kuz> 10 seconds left
<kuz> ............
<kuz> .............
<kuz> 4
<kuz> 3
<kuz> 2
<Kribbles> hi
<kuz> 1
<Kribbles> hi
<Kribbles> whew
<kuz> AAAAND its over