killsushi: thank you for listening to this public service annoucement killsushi: we now transition to our next program Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: Meme alert! Skyzzerz: this was a good lecture killsushi: kuz's yoga lessons ender: anonwaha is here killsushi: thank you for your time kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: HEY kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ANONWAHA IS HERE Skyzzerz: KILLSUSHI kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: where? Skyzzerz: DO A BIG GAY DANCE Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: big gay your mother kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: WELCOME kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: EVERYHONE kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: alright kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: everyone killsushi: sorry, the friction burns on my balls make it hard to dance kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: we have 12 minuts kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: please sit in your seats kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i will go to toilet kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: can you sit orderly? Skyzzerz: desu kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: socially distanced please! kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but actually i wont kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: welcome to everyone kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the townhall starts soon ender: *cough* kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i grew a little bit kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: im much taller now kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: cuter, too killsushi: nice stilts and a suit kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i think my windows partition is corrupting kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but thats alright kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the show must go on killsushi: nice Lukyon: cuter when u were smol kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i blame killsushi kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: How? I dual boot for more than a year and it's fine kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: shut the fuck up kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: its show time killsushi: our hard drives failed at the same time <3 Skyzzerz: what he said kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: killsushi no they fucking didnt Cragnathar: do you think this woman dries her balls properly? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you poured orange juice in mine kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: your imaginary love fantasy is ot real kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: just stop kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: stop stalking me killsushi: orange juice in hdd tends to cause a failure kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: stop sending me texts kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: stop samefagging on #jp about me killsushi: how did you know? Skyzzerz: "tends" kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: when kuz wakes up, #jp always suddenly starts talking about him loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: #jp is kuz killsushi: #jp is whoever is samefagging the hardest kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i hope yukichan would attend Skyzzerz: he can teleport too Skyzzerz: cool loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: yukichan is cute ender: sxe yukichan kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: missed 2 small bowls kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: WTF!! GUYS loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: 2 small bowls kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: you deleted them loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: You monster Skyzzerz: are you ok kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: this is a townhall kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: you deleted her 2 small bowls Skyzzerz: say annie are you ok kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: in 8 mins anonwaha: yuki-chan... (´¬`) Skyzzerz: are you ok annie Skyzzerz: kuz are you ok Skyzzerz: so kuz are you ok Skyzzerz: are you ok kuz kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: guys kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ill be back in a few minutes kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i need to piss and i just stepped on something sharp kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: dont fuck anything up while im gone Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: fishing kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: kuz is AFK, lets invade the stage ender: kuz stepped on his heorin needle Cragnathar: do you have high tier b8? Skyzzerz: killsushi lets have a big gay dance now Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: He's going to come back and they will be in biiiiiig trouble Skyzzerz: anonwaha join the big dance ender: how did you get up there ceje Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: Teleport on the right side Lukyon: ceje how the hell did you get up there loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: haha yes Lukyon: oh Lukyon: naruhodo ne Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: -_- Skyzzerz: im going to sleep ender: gn Skyzzerz: gn Cragnathar: gn loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: ng loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: gn killsushi: gn Cragnathar: 2 minutes ender: read "The Creature from Jerkyll island" kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: what kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: FUCK kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ARE YOU ALL FUCKING DOING Skyzzerz: hahahaahahahahaha Cragnathar: uhoh Skyzzerz: hahaha kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: GET OFF MY FUCKIGN STAGE RIGHT NO loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: wwwwww Skyzzerz: scatter kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: GET OFF ender: they told me to kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: alright you fucking cretins Cragnathar: 1 minute kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: this is the townhall i dragged my ass into at noon to attend kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you all better make it worth it kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ask my some questions n shit when it turns 1pm ender: get the logs ready! kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: ____________________________________________________________________LOGGING START Skyzzerz: first anonwaha: penis Lukyon: SKYZZERZ IS BACC killsushi: to all future readers: in this important moment in Heyuri history, I let out a small, whistling fart. Cragnathar: first to actually post on time kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Welcome to the townhall! (kuz plez start it) Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: Ceje was here kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: 3................. ender: its still 12:59 swraty :) kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: 2............................................... kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: 2 and a half... Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: 13:00 Skyzzerz: its 1 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: 2 and 8 9ths... kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: 10OLM kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: YE kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: 10 seconds in too kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: SLESS GOO kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: here it is kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: welconme kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: wilkomommen kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: to kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Welcome welcome kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: 4TH kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: tri-annual kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: townhall kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: for the Heyuri.net website kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: your PREMIER resource for stuff kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: im your host Yuri Kuznetsov killsushi: second fart just bubbled out kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: and im joined today kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: by a lovely crowd loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: *clap clap clap* kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: of people from all around the world kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: today we will be discussing some important topics kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but FIRST kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: a word from our sponsors Skyzzerz: desu kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: Killsushi Flatulence Enhancer is a REVOLUTIONARY new project kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: buy today at the nearest convenience store for $.99! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: thank you for Killsushi for sponsoring this townhall. kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the blowjob was greatly appreciated kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: now, onto the topics of discussion kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: topic 1: kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i didnt actually prepare anything kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: no script kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: straight off the mic killsushi: we can tell kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: pure skill kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i had some things to announce kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but i figure ill leave that till the end kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: so what do we do first kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Very important announcements too! ender: beg for new devs kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: alright that ends the first segment kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: on to the 2nd segment kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but FIRST a 2nd word from our sponsor kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: If it suits you I can suggest topics of discussion kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: Which is me kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: I am the sponsor Skyzzerz: shut it kaguya let the man speak kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: and i am here to say that you should work for me kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: www.kolyma.org/join kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: now, back to the 2nd segment kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i had a project planned kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: due to lolicos incompitence it has been delayed slightly kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but it is still on the book nonetheless kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: The upcoming HEYURI MUSEUM kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: Where i will archive all of heyuris old scripts kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: starting from the booru software in 2018 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: sakomoto kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the first software kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the reroll kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the after-crash software kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: and koko kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: also hhs will move there kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: and some other things kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: museum.heyuri.net (not complete) kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you may speak now for the commentary segment Anonymous: great project kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i lost my connection and couldn't see after "due to lolicos incompitence it has been delayed slightly" kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ...... and that concludes the commentary sgment kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: very constructive and helpful kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: and onto segment 3 killsushi: the cute anime girl always distracts me kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Whats happening!!? I lost mai connection and couldn't hear segment 12 kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: 2* kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: HEY WHAT THE HELL kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS GET UP THERE Cragnathar: fishing Cragnathar: teleport on the right kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ...moving on anonwaha: hax kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yukichans armpits - worth the investment? Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: I already said how... Lukyon: i asked the same thing... Skyzzerz: not reimus armpits so instantly no Lukyon: they didn't answer me properly. kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: did you discuss something important Anonymous: no kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i lost my connection.. Great kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yes kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: museum.heyuri.net Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: Reimu's sweaty, hairy armpits kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: also kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i have a 4th announcement kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: it will take a long time to produce kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: IT will be grate killsushi: the heyuri operating system? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: hmm kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: how do i summarize it kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: all ill say is: ever heard of niconico? Anonymous: yes kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: thats all. kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: for segment 4 Skyzzerz: no...you wouldnt... lolwut: Make it like old YouTube kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: Yes i would. lolwut: Not shitty present-day YT kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: Flying comments here we come! kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: make it like old nikociko Skyzzerz: HE WOULDN'TTTTT kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: niko* typi Cragnathar: will /all/ return? kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: typo* typo Skyzzerz: that would be one of the best things ever kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: thoughts on segment 4? Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=8RmjM3a9kvS kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: /all/ will return within a month kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: in development kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: THOUGHTS kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ON kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: SEGMENT kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: 4 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ? anonwaha: i'm tired lol ender: GOOD! lolwut: VidLii, nice Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: Very excited! Skyzzerz: me too kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: VERY EXCITE kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Sliding comments aren't the best for english but it can be great kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: IT WILL BE NICE kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: im going to request that my secretary come up and stand by my side kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: (kaguya() killsushi: i will upload endless shitty clips of my feet kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: behind me a little kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: hai everynyan kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: im the important one here kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: thats good kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: clear your message and dont speak kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: alright kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i am important kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: very important kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: as i was saying kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: test kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: nico nico yeah kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: on to segment 5 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: uhh kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i think segment 5 is missing kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: (monthly anime) killsushi: /all/ coming back is the most exciting news of the day ^__^ kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i think someone used segment 5 as toilet paper :( Skyzzerz: killsushi Cragnathar: to dry their balls kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 6 is ask some questions or something i dont know killsushi: it wasn't me, i never wipe kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: townhall q&a lets go kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: no off limits questions kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: doesnt even have to be about heyuri kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: May i ask question? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: no kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: shut up kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i will not be accepting questions about my testicals killsushi: what is the circumference of your areolas? kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but i wanted to discuss about heyuri.. Cragnathar: what about circumference of penis shaft? Skyzzerz: desu kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i dont know what a circumfrince is but they look like peanuts Anonymous: are you single? kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: we don't have penises loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Why are things the way they are? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: penis 5 inches from start to base kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i am not single kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: because.... because they just are, okay?! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: oh yeah kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 8 ender: will the oekaki feature be coming back? Anonymous: there's a [Archive] link on every board but it doesn't work, will it in the future? Skyzzerz: you're going to fast its like 14 minutes Cragnathar: there was no segment 7 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: oekaki is coming back yes, we are working on it, its 10x better than the last one killsushi: oekaki is exciting, bring back oekaki kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: archive is overhauling right now kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: yes. We are working on the POTI-board software kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: shut up kaguya kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: your not allowed to talk kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: sorry.. anonwaha: awesome Skyzzerz: cuck kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: oh yeah kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: knirc killsushi: oekaki attracts good posters without exception kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: turns out running an irc server is fuckiing hard kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you can go back to #heyuri on rizon killsushi: :( Cragnathar: :( anonwaha: lol kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: knirc, 2020-2021, in our hearts forever ender: <3 kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Or help kuz for configuring it kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yeah that too kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but also my internet goes out every few days so you would get disconnected constantly which is pretty annoying loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: You should optimize your servers kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you know my windows partition seems to be fucked and im really dreading the hours of work it will be to reinstall windows kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: thats segment 7 ^ kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: just a random personal comment kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: oh yeah kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 9 kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: BAKA kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: Segment 9 is important kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: I debated about it for a long, long time kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: and after hours of thinking kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i came to the conclusion kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: that heyuri needs a new special part of the mod team... kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: introducing, our diversity and inclusion division! anonwaha: booo loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Stunning and brave lolwut: Uh oh Skyzzerz: boo ender: *clapping* Lukyon: boooooooooo kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: what the.. kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: well kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i doesn't understand segment 09, can ou clarify? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: heyuris mod team is only 85% white kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: 75% kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: * Skyzzerz: 20% turkish 1% black kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: only 50% if you count japanese people as non white kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: nakura is from osaka japan and is pure japanese loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: I can't believe we have non-white people in our mod team! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: kaguya is brown kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: skyzzerz is white i guess kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: and i like to pretend im white kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: you never saw me Skyzzerz: i am black kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: moving on kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 10 Nakura: >nakura is from osaka japan and is pure japanese kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: SEGMENT 10 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: WE ARENT TALKING ABOUT DIVERSITY ANYMORE kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: hontodesuka? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 10 is the front page redesign kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yay or ney Nakura: LOLNO Skyzzerz: yay Lukyon: maybe anonwaha: yay kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: FIX FRAMEZ ender: idk Skyzzerz: it looked better than that ugly logo we had before anonwaha: ;_; kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: What ugly logo Anonymous: is there a don't care option? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i adored those kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: It was BEAUTIFUL! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 11 was: https://data.kolyma.org/vote/vote.php?p=77 Skyzzerz: disgusting font kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: speaking of which Cragnathar: it wasnt that bad kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: missing on https://heyuri.neocities.org/ since 2ch changed domain kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: kaguya kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: if you are here please update the HTML kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: get off the stage kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: fuck off back with the other peasants kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: I SAID FUCK OFF kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: GET OFF THE STAGE kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: hello heyuri anonwaha: he's gone rogue! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: kaguya i swear im not even joking kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: get off the goddamn stage kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: sorry button didnt werk kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: sure kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: alright kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 26 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i like banana pudding ender: gross kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: can i speak now? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 4 was the fact that none of you told me the file upload button was broke for 3 hours kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i figured it out myself kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: no kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i already did segment 4 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: goddamn dementia Skyzzerz: its segment 10 Cragnathar: 26 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 27 is heyuri national holidays kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: april 20th is official haiku day kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: march 14th is corm day kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: may 25th is independance day kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: june 20th is server day kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: july 12th is memorial day kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: july 14th is yukichan day kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: that is all kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: note that down kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: noted kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 28 is kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: uh kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: fun facts kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: fun fact: my name is filtered on kissu.moe kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: just a quirky little factoid kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: fun fact: snails can teleport kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: thats cool too ender: can i ask a question? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yeah kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Please ender: was the person who ddosed your servers ever caught? Skyzzerz: thats redacted information kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: its a WIP. Arrests arent had in a day ender: ok kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: apparently police need "evidence" nowadays kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: wasnt like this back in russia kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but anyway kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 30 was kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: im replacing the flash board son kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: soon kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i mean kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: im replacing the software kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: to look like /4/f a little kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: 4/f/* kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: that style makes more sense anonwaha: nice kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i should be able to just develop a new tpl file, right loliko? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: r-right? loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Yes, probably kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: oh yeah kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 31 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: we have a special guest kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: little known guy kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: most people in heyuri dont know about him kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but he is actually very important kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: his name is lolico kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: hes in the audience today kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: can we have a round of applause for lolico? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: * clap * x 4 Anonymous: *claps* ender: *clapping* Anonymous: 88888 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 32 is Cragnathar: *clap clap clap clap* kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: uhh anonwaha: is it teh real LOLico? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 32 is just my age kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yes thats the real lolico kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you can give him your personal thanks and complaints about koko because he does 99% of the work kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: who does the other 1%? anonwaha: shit, i promised to suck his cock kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yes... kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the other 1% is done by me kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: and thats just me changing 's to
's and making css sheets kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: thank you kuz for all your hardwork you put in kokonotsuba! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: anything else is beyond my simple mind ender: thank you kuz kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 33 is kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: how i made 9ch look so cool kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: https://9chan.moe kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i should make the heyuri textboards take on this awesome style kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: baste x6 if you ask me kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: alright moving on kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 34 is me being sad no one cares about how cool it looks kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ;_; loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: I really like it very much :) loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: honest kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 35: buy vip prease kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i needu to keep the lightso n kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: and pay me ex-wife kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 36 is it just me or does someone in here stink Cragnathar: someone was farting earlier Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: I love Stink...... kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: That wasn't me kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 666 is WTFF!!!! WHY ARE THE TEXTBOARD NUMBERS SO FUCKED!!! LOLICO FIX THIS! loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: It's all so tiresome anonwaha: /q/... kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: that would be a simple fix if ther werent so many posts kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: it was an accident kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i used the same dat files from gurochans /g/ board to /q/ kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: so the post numbers were caught up kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i accidentally corrupted all of old /q/ kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but i have some static archives kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 19 is that one time faganon called me a "spreg" and i think it was funny anonwaha: I LOL'd that time Skyzzerz: faganon is a cool guy Skyzzerz: he's just misunderstood Lukyon: eh doesn't afraid of anything. Anonymous: you banned him forever, right? he's not coming soon? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: he is banished eternally kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Q 4 users: should monthly anime return on May with a nominations post late of this month, so we can start by 1st of month? loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Faganon gives heyuri the struggle it needs to stay strong kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: he takes out his anger on 4-ch Skyzzerz: WTF Skyzzerz: FAGANON faganon: kuz is fuck Anonymous: kuz: i've seen that, I'm afraid anonwaha: i've seen him in so many different places kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: YOU FUCKING NEWFAG ZOOMERS DONT UNDERSTAND REAL INTERNET CULTURE kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: pl0x answer my question Cragnathar: educate me kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: someone give crag the qrd on faganon Skyzzerz: anonwaha he's everywhere anonwaha: i mean, so are we to have seen him, but still... Skyzzerz: Cragnathar; some neet anon hates kuz and heyuri tldr kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: he has a reddit kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: at first i thought it was anonwahas Skyzzerz: he is very distinguishable kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but the spelling and grammar led to believe otherwise Skyzzerz: you can see but the way he types loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: What do they say about heyuri on reddit? lol kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: nothing, they talked about ayashii though ender: ayashii got some people riled up on 4chan /jp/ the other day kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: if i cough wrong it riles people up anonwaha: it was OP's fault for misleading them kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: regardless... kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: did any of you notice the blooter came back kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: thats segment 668 ^ Anonymous: yes, just now anonwaha: i did, good work! Anonymous: *blotter kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: blooter* Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: blooter Lukyon: He was editing the wrong file for like 3h straight. Skyzzerz: give your thanks to rorico-kun for that one kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: One of the special things about heyuri is having a homemade software kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment alpha is how cool soudane is kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment beta is, is "yep" a good word for soudane? Nakura: I'll be back in a few minutes, sorry. loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: (i made soudane) Stibk: Helo ebewwyone kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: fun fact: lolico made soudane in 20 minutes and lukyon took 4 days kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: everyone please welcome our new guest kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: stnik kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: she is a 14y polish girl kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: also known as my wife loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Stink is cute Stibk: Soo teue Lukyon: delivering food and and shampoos ordered from the internet pays better than you do ( ̄▽ ̄*) Stibk: Helo ebruwine Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: No kuz kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: Draw 4 heyuri! Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: no kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: moving on Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: not ture Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: liar kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 99 is Anonymous: lol kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: SHUT UP kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: SEGMENT 99 IS Stibk: What is thsis Skyzzerz: hi stink!!!! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 99 is kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: fyad Stibk: Hie skyy!!! Bff!! kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: she is sitting next to me Skyzzerz: :)))))) loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: I like you stink kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: alright shut up loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: NOT IN THAT WAY Stibk: I like u too loliko ^_^ anonwaha: get a room kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: lets move on to SRS parts kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: OH YEAH kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: I HAVE SOMETHING kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: SERIOUS AND BIG TO ANNOUNCE kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: all of you listen in kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: all of you kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: this will be cool for the guests here tyoo Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: omg sitnk come up here kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i am making kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: an ONLINE kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: AA EDITOR kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: IN ENGLISH Stibk: Where.. kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: just like the japanese one kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but in english and its a webapp anonwaha: !!! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you dont need to run in japanese locale kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you dont need to know japanese kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you dont have to navigate confusing panels kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: So you can create AA online kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yes Anonymous: now, that's interesting, uh, wait, webapp? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: there are no good english-language aa editors Stibk: cje idk where here is... kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: is webapp the right word? Stibk: Wiat kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: its a webpage you visit kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: its like oekaki kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but for aa Stibk: I didn't see u.. Opse kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you click buttons and shit and it makes the aa anonwaha: /r/ing option to change font kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: wouldnt that be a user thing loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: How is that any different from Notepad? Anonymous: AA like SJIS_Art? kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i assume he meant options for fonts kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: loliko: because sjis requires special characters and spaces, notepad cant provide kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yes anonymous kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the funny 2ch characters kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: that aa kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: if you want a preview, download aa editor and then imagine it less clusterfuckable anonwaha: i mean so you can make Ayashii style AA, 2ch style AA, maybe more Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: ^_^ Stibk: :33 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: whats the difference? kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: you will probably need to explaon font differences kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: they don't use mona font afai kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: k anonwaha: Ayashii is monospaced, 2ch is proportional anonwaha: but not "monospaced" monospace kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i dont know what that means, but the autistic people i employ to make it probably will kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: look, we are on our way to be the most epic tech company ever anonwaha: also the old aa editor has tracing options, will yours? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: theres no reason i couldnt have it anonwaha: sw33t kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: larger spaces probably, and there are different fonts for AA. some looks sharper, some are more detailed etc kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: also another thing i am making kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: simple.heyuri.net kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: not done yet kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but it will be heyuri but tailored to look as old as possible kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: only 2 styles kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: minimal to no js kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: less features kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: it provides the oldest, and also fastest experience kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: small but relevant kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 1000 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: mobile mode - yay or ney? Skyzzerz: big ney kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: or let the mobilefags SUFFER kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: block mobile user agents Anonymous: +1 anonwaha: nay, just fix heyuri's CSS so it displays properly on any display width Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: more like NObile kuz◆WezrG/5mtU:   [, |,,★,,]    ( ´∀`)  _(__つ/ ̄ ̄ ̄/_    \/    /      ̄ ̄ ̄ kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i have something called "O.I.A.M." in my notes but i dont know what it means kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ... Cragnathar: ... kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 101 kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: someone wants to start a stream for songs? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 101 is im out of fucking ideas for segments and we are about to reach the 1 hour mark Skyzzerz: 10,000th post kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: what a misfortune kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 101 is the 10k get. did you like it or was it a fail? Nakura: FAIL Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: FAIL anonwaha: fail for unoriginality Skyzzerz: die Skyzzerz: all of you kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: fail ;_; if I were awake I would attempt the 10KGET WAHA.png as in paint drawing kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 102 is should i block people from linking to the op Skyzzerz: shut up kaguya your opinion doesnt matter Anonymous: yes yes yes Anonymous: ++++++ Skyzzerz: yes kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: you know what really grinds my gears kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: linking to the op loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: OMG yes kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: that and others in our nettiquite guide Anonymous: please do it kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?p=tips#netiquette Anonymous: faggot anonwaha: i don't really care when people do it but it is retarded kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: its one of my least favorite things ever kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: OH YEAH kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 103: big fucking star on the front page, yay or ney? Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: Yay anonwaha: yay kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: yay! kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: one on top left? kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: if so YAY Skyzzerz: yay kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 104 is what should i put on https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?p=links Cragnathar: Yeah! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 104 is also we should start a thread for sharing heyuri like sites ender: 3 minutes left kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: kolymaweb is broken kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: no need to hurry, 1 hour rule isn't official unless kuz wants so kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 105 is the closing statements kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: then we will all move to the computer lab kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: we will watch gachi on the computers there kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i think like 4 people are actually on right now kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: * whistles * Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: Nice whistling kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 106 is that this townhall is without a doubt the best one yet kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: rest in peace to those who missed out on the reception kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: that was fun Anonymous: when are you going to be single? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: we hung out in the admin bar for a long time Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: stink is sitting in my lap Cragnathar: 20 seconds Stibk: =3 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: Anonymous: if you beet him in an arm wrestle you can take his place kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: hold on Cragnathar: too late it hit the hour mark kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 20000000000000000 is join the fucking #heyuri irc so those bastards at mootxico dont look more popular than me Skyzzerz: hehehehehehehe kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: We should take a pic for Museum kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i took many pics kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: as the first townhall kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: AAND ITS OVER kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: TOWNHALL HAS ENDED kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: put on HHS later loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: wtf is mootxico? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: the meeting has ended kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: townhall goes on Stibk: *claps * kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: STINK AND CEJE SITTING IN A TREE kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: K kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: I kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: S kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: S kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: I kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: N Lukyon: *snooze* oh.. w-wat wait, it's over!? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: G Skyzzerz: sad, ignorant lolico kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: mootxico is a shitty website dont visit it anonwaha: mootxico is what everyone who haets heyuri thinks heyuri is kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ^ kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ^ kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ^ kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: my only question went unanswered.. kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: prologue: do you guys like my wife kaguya? ender: yes :) kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: segment 5,000000000000000000000 is come to the computer lab Anonymous: kaguya: I don't watch anime besides sometimes hentai, so I don't care ender: just you and me Cragnathar: wrong kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: lets all watch gachi here ender: d anonwaha: sxc pr0nz here i cum kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: oohhh this is nice kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: this one looks like me kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: heheh loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: The weird kid who watches porn always sits at the back of the room kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: everyone will watch my screen if I sit in front ender: yes kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: FUCKING MOVE kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: I WANT TO READ THAT SIGN kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: they mustn't see me browsing Heyuri anonwaha: Welcome to Underground kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: FROM HACKING TO TONIGHTS SIDE DISHES ender: i went to an airport a few weeks ago and heyuri was blocked ender: but not kolym ender: kolyma* kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: heyuri is undergroundz loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Heyuri is underground kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: "anata no pasokon de" "hito no (some kanji) emasu" "(some kanji) shikuha" kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: heyuri is literally underground. as in the servers its hosted on are underground Cragnathar: Day 3: They still don't know I'm a cat. kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: noo where is stink ender: time to post about cracky chan for the tenth time today :D loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: OMG someone posted about cracky chan for the tenth time today :D kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i wonder if anonwaha masturbates to any of the g3 websites Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: Stink is idle anonwaha: only to the hawtest posts on /feedback/ kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i need to have a talk with this jones guy kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: BTW noko2 returns to the thread but not to your reply kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: that board was supposed to redirect to /m/ kuz◆WezrG/5mtU:   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,∧,,∧  〜′,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ミ,,゚Д゚彡  ""UU"""" U U  Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: erm hi kaguya.. ender: have to gp ender: goodbye kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: goodbye ender-kun kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: don't mind me please kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ive been awake for many hours kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: goodbai kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: over 24 loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: I have spent my entire life staring at pixels. Now I just want to live again. kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: loliko: NO, GET BACK TO WORK kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: That's the life kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: you don't want to be outsie kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: side* kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: life outside of computers are scary loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: I want to see the sunshine once more.. kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: question: will i regret switching to debian as my main os? Lukyon: is that NOT what you use now? loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: yes kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i use windows 10 but its corrupting Anonymous: I'm so glad I didn't miss this TH: it is fun kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: we are in the computer lab so we can discuss tech stuff here loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Debian is one of the best linux distros kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: my windows 10 install is only a year old kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: might be a drive or boot issue kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but i just get random blue-screen errors kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: with the :( kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: scares the fuck out of me every time loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Is it a virus? kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: no kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: its windows running into errors while doing mundane tasks kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: if i thought windows was unstable i feel like id be in for hell with debian loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Debian is the most stable linux distribution. Mainly because they don't update to unstable software. anonwaha: check ur drivers, windows update has a tendency to install b0rked drivers Lukyon: uhhhh what are we supposed to do in teh computer lab agian?? Anonymous: watch gachi muchi Lukyon: LOVELY kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: ( ̄ヘ ̄) kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: teh logs at 2ch kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: anonwaha: please rate my website, http://hapaseshrine.ml kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: aka noriko kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: aka hikkichan loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Very nice website loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: RIP in peace hapase Lukyon: Hello class, I will be teaching u computars today! kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: teach us PHP kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: finally i can check gurochan here without anyine noticing kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: OWWW kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: OW OW OW kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: MY FOOT IS CRAMPING kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: OWWWWWW FUCK kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: *fap fap fap fap fap fap* loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: Teacher, this website says my computer is infected and I need to install teamspeak to talk to a certified microsoft employee. What do I do? Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: kick something to fix it kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: delete microsoft Lukyon: I'll call the resident pajeet right away, loliko. Lukyon: he will fix ur problem Lukyon: hey, loliko is peeking at what kuz is doing!! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: i guess anonwaha didnt want to r8 it.. kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: you checked my screen but I quickly switched tabs to school work so you couldn't get to see my secret stuff :] Lukyon: come in front of the classroom loliko & tell us everything that you know. kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: someone start the stream loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: I know.. Kuz runs an online worldwide pedophile ring Lukyon: what. kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: fake information kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: katya cares to disagree kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: *secretly puts cmd loop to his desktop while he is AFK* kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: what mode do you use on ayashii? tree or normal? Lukyon: I wonder what Crag is looking at outside the window. kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: *renames it as internet exporer and changes logo* anonwaha: normal Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: tree view is better kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: normal kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: anonwaha!! you never responded about my website!! kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: http://hapaseshrine.ml/ loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: *deletes system 32* anonwaha: camwhore/10 loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: *deletes system 32* kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but i like her AMVs loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: *deletes system 32* loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: *deletes system 32* loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: *deletes system 32* Lukyon: HE'S DELETING SYSTEM 32 ON EVERY COMPUTER loliko◆1jSJ00k2jo: *deletes system 32* Lukyon: SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAD MAN. kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: making every computer faster! Lukyon: o carry on. kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: rate hapase's AMV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkYHac-rdIE Anonymous: 10/10 kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: shaddox: i think you missed out on the townhall kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: there are some pictures on heyuri though and logs on 2ch.cx Shaddox: It's fine, I'm not part of the heyuri illuminati kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i excluded the parts where we discussed about satanic plans at the logs kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: but since you are here kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: changed my mind, nevermind Shaddox: But I'll look at the photos kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: there arent many kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: but i am tired kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: goodight kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: wonderful townhall kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: xoxo kuz◆WezrG/5mtU: kisses to all anonwaha: goodnight kuz Lukyon: kuz vanquished. kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: I want to be the last one staying, but it will get awkward when there is only a few people Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: kuz is gone Ceje◆mMW1aC8WDQ: anarhcy no rules anonwaha: i too am tired, l8rz Shaddox: What were the talking points? kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: i think it says something like "read the netiquette before entering internet" on the boarfd Anonymous: bai kaguya◆V4Zyo2onG6: goodbye Channel 1: OFF